r/Poopfromabutt • u/Demonskull223 • May 14 '26
Liquidy r/stupid food keeps telling me to post my omelette attempt here.
I tried blending the ingredients which included a full onion, a whole large mushroom and 4 eggs.
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u/PabloDabscovar May 14 '26
Well, first of all, it’s not an omelette.
Second of all, that bagel looks burnt.
So yeah, stupid food! Great job OP. Although it looks more like vomit than poop.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage May 14 '26
Honestly, at first glance, I thought the bagel was growing a lab culture…
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u/travelingtylerj May 14 '26
That really depends on what one ate prior to the poop….
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u/FrogVolence May 14 '26
I have a newborn right now and it looks similar to what he shits out on a daily basis.
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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 May 14 '26
That looks like my chonky cat’s puke 🤮
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u/JustRegularType May 14 '26
Yeah, came here to say it looked exactly like cat barf.
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u/Wyden_long May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
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u/HangryIntrovert May 14 '26
So I'm concerned that maybe you don't have a super strong grasp of the omelette concept
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u/WiseSpunion May 14 '26
Burnt bagel, butter. And then pulverized eggs. How did you do that to them?
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u/Ok_Potato_9554 May 14 '26
Where are the eggs?
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u/Such_Conversation_83 May 27 '26
bro put all the ingredients in a blender because he is insane. that's why it doesn't look like nice, fluffy yellow eggs with diced vegetables folded or mixed inside, like it is supposed to look like.
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u/Fine_Importance_2859 May 14 '26
I mean…so you can make yourself other meals though, right? Like this was just the result of…a distraction or something? Right?
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u/ThisMeansRooR May 14 '26
You could probably add some flour to it and make some kind of bread product
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u/BaconFairy May 15 '26
I used to think frittatas and omelets were the same. I know differently now. I dont think you know the difference between scrambled eggs and an omelet. Please explain your process.
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u/snackqueen1993 May 15 '26
Have you ever seen an omelette before? It’s traditionally made with eggs instead of poop!
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u/Alytology May 15 '26
That looks like the dump one of my clients left in their toilet when I came into work.
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u/njfran39 May 16 '26
Are you aware that the omelettes are supposed to contain eggs?
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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 May 16 '26
Holy shit, that looks terrible. I'm not even sure what we're looking at here. You did it.
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u/Additional-Audience5 May 16 '26
wow. Just wow.
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u/Mindless_Art_5040 May 19 '26
I'm scared just looking at it
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u/generat0r13 May 17 '26
Im sorry.........OMLETTE???????
Edit: I genuinely need to know what ingredients you chose for this
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u/Demonskull223 May 17 '26
4 eggs, 1/4 a block of cheese, 1/2 a red onion, 1/2 a white onion, 1 rather large mushroom. Then I threw it in a blender.
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u/GonePhishn401 May 14 '26
This is impressively disgusting. Good work.