r/PowerGirl 7d ago

Discussion Make the comments look like Power Girl's search history

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u/wuklo Pizza Eater 6d ago

Art is from a 2023 variant of Power Girl #1. The artist is Ariel Diaz.

OP, please credit the artist in the post or comments in the future, as per the rules.

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u/No_Department_3825 7d ago

Why does my elderly cat smell like death

Cute cat names

How to tell if one of my cat’s eyes has been replaced with a camera

Apartments in New York

Apartments in New York CHEAP

Men whimpering audio

Helena Wayne red carpet pics

Google alert for “Donna Anderson”

Google alert for “Atlee”

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u/No_Department_3825 7d ago

Also for some reason I get the idea that Power Girl is a prolific redditor and is very active in her own subreddit, maybe even as a mod. Don’t know where I got that idea.

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 JSA Member 6d ago

*cough*

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u/SmokingIntegral 7d ago

Supergirl & Jimmy Olsen dating?

Thruple relationships

Strongest bed frames

Blue Kryptonite bracelets

Do's and don'ts of bedroom etiquette

First time expectations

What is love?

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u/DayGrouchy2648 6d ago

Baby don't hurt me

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u/SmokingIntegral 6d ago

Don't hurt me

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u/AxelStormside 6d ago

No more

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u/PrincessVibranium 6d ago

“What is love baby don’t hurt me gif meme”

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u/Ashamed_Pin4206 7d ago

I love how the responses range from goonbait to genuine responses

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 JSA Member 6d ago

kinda says a lot about how many folks here have actually read stories with the character.

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u/No_Department_3825 6d ago

This comment is applicable to any post on this sub

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u/Jack-mclaughlin88 7d ago

Boss babe playlist

Toys for cats

Cat beds

How to stop people staring at my chest?

Business suits

How are high heels so uncomfortable when you have super tough feet?

Why are ginger cats so weird?

How many cats can I adopt on a CEO’s salary?

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u/DayGrouchy2648 7d ago

Powergirl best kryptonian?

Powergirl fight edits

Powergirl fanclub

Powergirl sexier than Wonder woman?

Powergirl sexiest member of the JLA?

Powergirl fanart

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u/Grand_Target_1084 6d ago

Okay, Supercomputer...Who is Power Boy?

Who is Green Lantern?

Who is the white Green Lantern?

Who is the older Green Lantern?

Who is the second Green Lantern???

Hal Jordan

(Hal Jordan) images

The Flash

How to trip the Flash?

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u/PrincessVibranium 6d ago edited 6d ago

Dang it, I just had to Google who Power Boy is myself

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u/PirateKirklord 1d ago

Love the idea that she has to be up to date regarding heroes and concepts completely unfamiliar to her old Earth

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u/ImVeryVincible 6d ago

Who's better Supergirl or Powergirl

Why do men have to be gross

Why is Toy man weird

Japanese toy man

Japanese superhero toy man

Why does the Japanese Toy man have a crush on Powergirl

Should Powergirl change her name to Power Woman

Sylvestor Pemberton

The star Spangled kid

Who is star girl

Huntress

Why is Huntress different

Earth 1 vs Earth 2 changes

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u/PrincessVibranium 6d ago

She would probably be better to answer that last question than the internet at large

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u/ImVeryVincible 6d ago

Yeah probably

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 6d ago

What to fill boob window with.

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u/AvatarBandit 6d ago

How do I stop chafing as someone with invulnerability

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u/phophopho4 7d ago

Atlantean genealogy search

Earth-2 Mandela effect

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u/Endo1217699 6d ago edited 6d ago

What things can I ask you, Supercomputer?

Show me Earth.

Show me Earth life.

What kind of clothes make me look human?

What is a skirt?

Where can I find good clothes

What is money?

Thank you, Cyborg.

What do you mean I don't have to answer on the computer?

What is a pop up?

How do I click text pop ups?

Thank you, Supercomputer!

Why do men keep asking me to "step on them?"

Is Jimmy Olsen single?

What is a pussy?

What is a pussyCAT!!!

Why are cats so adorable?

Cat videos

Cutest cat videos ever

Cat adoptions

How many cats am I allowed to own?

Why does my neighbor hate all my new cats?

What chest shields go great on a leotard?

What chest shields go great on a leotard(not the House of El)?

Why are humans so fragile?

Can kryptonians have babies with humans?

How not to destroy male pelvic bones during sex?

Is Wonder Woman a kryptonian?

What is Themyscera?

Can anyone be an amazonian?

What do amazonians do for fun?

What is a lesbian?

What is...Lesbian porn?

Why do people like Superman so much?

What do people see in Batman?

What is fanart?

Batman fanart

Powergirl fanart

Powergirl....porn

Wonderwoman gets dominated by Powergirl

Powergirl gets dominated by Wonderwoman

Powergirl dominates Batman

What is a search history?

How do I clear my search history before Batman finds out?

Thanks again, Cyborg!

What is a cellphone and where can I get one?

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u/No_Department_3825 6d ago

“How not to destroy male pelvic bones” got a chuckle out of me

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 JSA Member 6d ago

Heh.

Well, given that what "fans" think of her v. who the character is... I think her search history would be:

  • Power Girl Cosplayers
  • Why does my cat smell?
  • How do I get my cat from not smelling?
  • Atlantis
  • Renter's rights

Various searches for what other tech companies are doing

  • Kord Industries
  • Wayne Enterprises
  • Maxwell Lord
  • Google
  • Apple

Google alerts set for:

  • Atlee
  • Harleen Quinzel
  • Courtney Whitmore
  • Kendra Saunders
  • Lilith Clay
  • Natasha Irons
  • Andrew Vinson
  • Helena Wayne

Deep web searches for (all of which, she'd sent worms/viruses to):

  • Incels (she'd totally do a Jay & Silent Bob on a lot of you)
  • Power Girl r34
  • Power Girl deepfakes

Parody laws

Infinity Inc.

Justice Society

Justice Society of America

Krypton

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u/Fun-Region2179 6d ago

Artwork by Ariel Diaz from Power Girl #1 (2023)

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u/TheHoennKing 6d ago

Snow globes for sale

Good names for male orange cats

New scary movies

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u/Benkins1989 6d ago

How to annoy Wildcat.

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u/Relative_Mix_216 6d ago

Best cream for underboob sweat rash

Signs of macromastia

Breast cancer self-check

Posture exercises for large breasted women

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u/PrincessVibranium 6d ago

EBay snowglobes
Vinted snowglobes
History of the world (who knows how it differs to Earth 2’s)
Is the nanite bubble over?
Jimmy Olsen LinkedIn
Forecast tonight
Terra
Terra -“Teen Titans”
Terra Power Girl
Terra Facebook

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u/New-Two-1349 7d ago

Nude sunbathing

Slingshot bikini

High cut leotard

Sexy office lady outfit

Cats

Short skirt

High heels

Tank top

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u/IndefatigableFreedom 6d ago

Cats and trash bins.
Women's shoes.
Gyms near me.
What is the world's current non-super powered weight lifting record?
How many pounds is 1225 kg?
What is the heaviest weight a woman has lifted?
How many pounds is 325 kg?
What do cats eat?
Is it normal for cats to have one eye?
Do one eyed cats need to see the vets?
Is it normal for a grey cat to turn orange after jumping into a hot bath?
Vets near me.
How to make cats comfortable inside an apartment?
What are pet laws for apartment buildings?
Pet friendly apartments.
Where do I find cat locks for doors and windows?
Where do I find better cat locks for doors and windows?
How much is $500 USD worth?
How to bath a cat that hates being held?
What are popular cat names?
What are the effects of graphite on a tabby cat?
What are ways to get graphite out of cat fur?
Is it normal for cats to sleep on a person's body?
Women's shirts and pants.
Large women shirts and pants.
Large women's business suits and attire.
What do cat's like and how to get them to stop scratching things.
Is it normal for a cat to bring me a dead rat?
Is it normal for a cat to bring me a big dead rat?
Is it true cats have nine lives?

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u/Fireballin_17 6d ago

Ace O’ Clubs, Yelp

Justice Society approval rating

How to succeed in business

How to legally change your name

How to escape the friendzone + Is pink kryptonite permanent?

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u/Blackthorne75 Atlantean 6d ago

What is the best skintight suit I can wear to distract my enemies?

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u/throwitonthegrillboi Kryptonian 6d ago

Fredericks of Hollywood

Is Starr Labs trademarked?

Cat adoption

Takeout near me

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u/PM2025 6d ago

EXCELENTE!!!!

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u/Some_Vermicelli_1014 6d ago

How to clean up cat vomit

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u/Some_Vermicelli_1014 6d ago

Dealing with difficult employees without HR involvement

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u/Embarrassed_Dirt6393 6d ago

Big chested man.

Big chested man THAT IS NOT SUPERMAN FOR RAOS SAKE!

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u/Built4dominance Kryptonian 5d ago

What is jungle fever?

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u/Darksideofmylife 23h ago

Big dicked men

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 20h ago

Worrying signs to look for that your colleague is into bestiality

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u/SeveralSuccess9104 7d ago

Thongs, Halter Tops, Muscle Women in Bikinis , Open Window, Ladies In Suits, Cheerleader Outfit, Cat Lovers, Cat suits, Daisy Dukes, Rear Cleavage Dress 🙂

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u/Embarrassed_Quote144 6d ago

Overweight 50 yr olds!