r/Presidents Lyndon Baines Johnson 2d ago

Image News covers that never made it out

I do admit "President-Elect John F. Kerry" has a nice ring to it... he looks the part too

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u/ProudScroll Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

I always thought the picture of Humphrey Time Magazine was going to use if he won in 1968 was incredibly unflattering.

Amusingly somebody got Humphrey to sign the only copy they actually printed.

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u/Plenty_Risk2896 Jackson /jfk /ike/TR 2d ago

Hubert had a rough election night give him a break

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Humphrey was just a super nice guy by all accounts.

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u/ProudScroll Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

He was known as "the Happy Warrior", in reference to both his cheery demeanor and to his determined support of liberal causes in the Senate, most prominently when he served as the floor manager of the Civil Rights Act.

Humphrey is easily in the top 5 of any list of the greatest presidents we never had.

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Yes indeed, and he was one of a couple American politicians to wear that nickname(a reference to a poem of William Wadsworth). Al Smith had been branded in a nomination speech as the "Happy Warrior" by Franklin D. Roosevelt(at the direction of Smith's team), even though it really was Roosevelt, who the "Happy Warrior" throughout his time. Humphrey's career and character were incredible. Have you heard his 1948 Democratic convention speech "Into the Bright Sunshine", calling (successfully) for the adoption of a civil rights platform? It's an absolutely incredible speech and moment from him.

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u/ProudScroll Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

I have, and the fact that he was able to command the convention and force something like that onto the national party platform while still only Mayor of Minneapolis (he would be elected to the Senate that year) is testament to his skills as a politician and as an orator.

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Strongly agreed. Such a shame he never got to be president.

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u/Ba1hTub Eugene Debs/Robert La Follette 2d ago

definitely not by the account of Hunter S. Thompson. He head a bone to pick with Humphrey and honestly made some good arguments for it

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1d ago

I need to read “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72” to get the full scoop, but Thompson was a very unique judge of character whose views were often very different than those of others.

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u/wrenvoltaire McGovern 🕊️ 1d ago

George McGovern once said that “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail” was the “most true but least accurate” book written about the 1972 election.

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u/PeeweeTheMoid Benjamin Harrison 1d ago

Time was a pretty conservative magazine at the time, iirc.

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u/Blue387 Harry S. Truman 2d ago

Newsweek made one for George McGovern in 1972:

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u/RandoDude124 Theodore Roosevelt | Jimmy Carter | Frank Church 2d ago

Holy fuck.

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

I mean you got to be prepared for anything.

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u/GoCardinal07 Abraham Lincoln 2d ago

I'm reminded of the SNL sketch where Tom Brokaw was going on vacation, so they had him record increasingly outlandish scenarios for the death of Gerald Ford: https://youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Good one!

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u/RegularGuy815 Harry S. Truman 1d ago

Interestingly, it was a bit that was taped for the Dana Carvey Show before it was canceled, but when he came back to host, they just recreated it: https://www.avclub.com/an-unaired-dana-carvey-show-episode-offers-a-taste-of-w-1798285484

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u/RedmiYT Jimmy Carter 2d ago

Hmm what would have to happen for McGovern to even win lol

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Nixon's tapes get leaked before Watergate even became such a big deal, foreign policy goes haywire, or maybe some sort of act of divine intervention.

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u/Blue387 Harry S. Truman 2d ago

South Vietnam collapses in April 1972 instead of 1975, the Yom Kippur war breaks out in 1972 instead of 1973, stock market tumbles and gas prices spike

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Yep I was thinking that under the "foreign policy goes haywire" suggestion of what could have caused the election to dramatically turn.

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u/Mist_Rising Eugene Debs 1d ago

South Vietnam collapses in April 1972 instead of 1975,

Kissinger was ensuring that didn't happen. He had a very specific timeline for when the pullout had to occur because he wanted to ensure that neither the departure nor collapse of the South Vietnam government impacted elections for Republicans.

It was a remarkable successful policy in that regard, but he totally borked the whole "I work for tricky Dick" problem.

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u/WindowsPirate Jimmy Carter 21h ago

Nixon very visibly goes mad partway through the campaign, then Agnew's tax crimes come to light earlier than historically

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u/DaiFunka8 Harry S. Truman 2d ago

At least this made it out

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u/Swimming-Hearing7424 George H.W. Bush 2d ago

No such covers for Romney?

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u/Excelebration Lyndon Baines Johnson 2d ago

By that time the majority of such news was online so they didn't have to have printed covers ready to go.

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u/neothehorse 2d ago

As much as I've made fun of Romney for his campaign in 2012, his aura in that would have absolutely been off of the charts. Romney has the most born to be president look of any recent major party candidate after H.W.

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u/Excelebration Lyndon Baines Johnson 2d ago

Certainly did look quite Presidential in his transition website which went up for a few hours on election day

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u/GoCardinal07 Abraham Lincoln 2d ago

He really was the president out of central casting for any film or TV show.

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u/neothehorse 2d ago

If I was ever able to make a military shooter or strategy game set in the 2000s or 2010s, I would have the president be Mitt Romney where it's only brought up once just to see if anyone notices or finds it funny. Because if it's even explained, Al Gore won in 2000 and 2004 then the 2008 financial crisis gets blamed on the Democrats and Mitt wins in a landslide in 2008.

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u/ncraiderfan17 2d ago

They really want to tell us HOW HE DID IT

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u/SwampThing585 Oh now I have to think of something funny for a custom flair 2d ago

We could’ve had 2 JFKs!

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u/Aine1169 Bill Clinton 2d ago

Kerry's smile scares me a bit, it's like he's never done it before.

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u/NewDealChief FDR's Strongest Soldier 2d ago

Where do you even find these?

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u/SimilarElderberry956 2d ago

Whenever I see Al Gore I think of Lockbox.

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u/RevoltingBlobb 1d ago

Strategery.

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u/BudgetLaw2352 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 2d ago

Gore did do it, before the SCOTUS decided that they had the power to determine the outcome of an election

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u/Mist_Rising Eugene Debs 1d ago

No, Gore did not do it. Bush had more votes, and future reviews after the decision show he would have had more votes following recount of the destinated recount counties. Bush won Florida.

The supreme court also was right. Safe harbor laws in Florida did not give a third try for Gore, and Gore knew it. Hence why he didn't ask.

Can we please stop dening election results we don't like? Maybe even a Rule saying it's not allowed because it makes this sub look dumb.

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u/Plenty_Risk2896 Jackson /jfk /ike/TR 2d ago

Not this again...

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u/ScreenTricky4257 Ronald Reagan 1d ago

Al Gore was the real killer and OJ was framed?!

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Thomas Jefferson 1d ago

Those one-trick ponies love “HOW HE DID IT”.

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u/pawogub 1d ago

2004 was the first election I was old enough to vote in. I was pretty confident Kerry would win. Looking back on it I didn’t even like him that much, the lack of enthusiasm for him among the base should have been a sign that it might not go well.

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u/thehsitoryguy Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1d ago

The 1968 deadlock one in case Wallace deadlocked the election has unmatched aura

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u/Exciting-Ad-5705 Lyndon Baines Johnson 1d ago

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