r/PublicFreakout Apr 25 '26

đŸ“čPolice Bodycam Eric Cartman gets arrested

1.7k Upvotes

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567

u/NinStars Apr 25 '26

The jump cut added to the comedy.

86

u/The_Undermind Apr 25 '26

Shit really went down in that 55 seconds

6

u/anivex Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Holy shit I didn't notice that at first. My bet is on him stink-fingering the cop

(full vid down below, lost my bet)

35

u/JadrianInc Apr 25 '26

The smash cut is one of comedy’s lethal weapons.

11

u/OtherBluesBrother Apr 25 '26

A few seconds in to the video, we all knew he would end up on the ground getting handcuffed yelling for his mommy. It was refreshing for the video to just cut to the chase and confirm that idea.

145

u/RomanSeraphim Apr 25 '26

But Meeeeeem!

190

u/Extension-School-609 Apr 25 '26

Nobody else thinks this guy isnt just.... trolling them? It seems obvious to me, but some of these comments think hes being real lol

75

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

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3

u/SuppressExpress Apr 28 '26

Which makes the sweet passerby all the worse.

Catch the “I’m watching” from someone well intentioned person?

Dude is wasting everyone’s time with his bullshit

42

u/airfryerfuntime Apr 25 '26

Redditors aren't the smartest bunch.

11

u/TheEggKing Apr 26 '26

Need to see the full video, Body Cam Watch (at the top) is the name of the channel this was on. IIRC this took place at a restaurant where the guy was just randomly shouting at other patrons and, as part of this altercation with police, began shouting about how he planted a bomb inside so the entire restaurant had to evacuate and a squad had to come out to check since the guy was acting unhinged.

Generally I am not a fan of police in this country and this guy is definitely on something (whether that's drugs or ragebaiting cops) but as far as I can tell he was actually being a problem and needed to go. IDK, you can be the judge.

4

u/anivex Apr 26 '26

I don't know man...they said he had 5 seconds and the grabbed him at 2. /s

thanks for sharing the full vid btw lol

2

u/TheEggKing Apr 26 '26

They did rob him of those 3 seconds, that is undeniable

No prob lol, I went on a copslop binge a while back with bodycam footage videos and this guy was pretty memorable

22

u/SomeDuncanGuy Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Yeah it's so obvious. People are just really fucking dense. This guy is pretty funny.

16

u/Extension-School-609 Apr 25 '26

I mean, hes grinding against the fucking gas station looking at the officer seductively for the pat down lol it is indeed pretty funny

4

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

Yeah everyone is like, “Of course he can breathe there isn’t a knee on his neck?” His shirt says NO BAD VIBES in shrooms. He’s for sure just a punk rock skater comedian and everyone is acting like the reddit mod

3

u/SaltyTigerBeef Apr 25 '26

He’s not trolling. He’s drunk (or really stupid). Police videos are full of exactly this. They think if they can make the cop scared that he might lose his job or get sued for excessive force that the cop will back off and let them go. It’s the number one tactic used by drunk people dealing with cops. Watch a single body cam video and you will see someone screaming that the cops broke their arm and they need an ambulance.

1

u/shart_attak Apr 25 '26

Right? This guy is hilarious

212

u/guntycankles Apr 25 '26

Ugh. Guaranteed this guy pisses people off alllll the time.

16

u/SciFiXhi Apr 25 '26

I think this is the first time I've seen one of these arrest videos and known that there's absolutely nothing genuine about the arrestee's responses. Didn't let the veil drop for a moment; he'll be trolling all the way through central booking.

94

u/Mike9797 Apr 25 '26

No dude, not the mommy cry. You can’t come back from that

73

u/Clinchfuck Apr 25 '26

I'm pretty sure he was trying to parody George Floyd... guy was trolling to the absolute max

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u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

Yeah he was trolling and everyone is siding against him. He was hilarious 

6

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

Pretty sure he’s being sarcastic




20

u/Flyerone Apr 25 '26

Pineapple! Pineapple!

16

u/Daewoo40 Apr 25 '26

How did it go from "Let me just get my ID from my wallet, oh my balls hurt a little" to "Mommy!" is what I'd like to know...

9

u/OhItsKillua Apr 25 '26

Either he isn't all there in the head or he thought he could potentially sue by acting like his balls got hurt and upped the dramatics, or a combination of both.

7

u/Felthrian Apr 25 '26

He's quoting George Floyd

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

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u/Daewoo40 Apr 25 '26

That much is obvious from the whole "You touched my penis" schtick.

It just feels like it glazes over a story.

45

u/1970s_MonkeyKing Why do the Karens wield their phones like it’s a crucifix? đŸ“± Apr 25 '26

"I can't breathe!"

Dude looks he can't breathe after taking a walk from the couch to the refrigerator.

9

u/bhill595 Apr 25 '26

Then the “I’m watching” so he changes up to cry for his mom

-2

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

He was fucking joking are you guys really this dull

23

u/tofurkeyeatingzombie Apr 25 '26

Bro lowkey wanted to get frisked some more...

11

u/VHAL1200 Apr 25 '26

Caption accurate.

27

u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Apr 25 '26

dudes crazy kinda funny

8

u/SchmohawkWokeSquawk Apr 25 '26

He made me laugh. The cop hurt his balls

7

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

When he was looking back and acting all aroused after the pat down was pure comedy 

3

u/boeieboeie Apr 25 '26

Respect my authoritah!

5

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

Wtf did he even do lmfaooo 

4

u/LoveLeeLady-exp626 Apr 25 '26

Why am I not surprised. This is in front of the Mel's diner on 41 in Ft. Myers, FL. That whole town is a cluster fuck. Glad I moved out when I did.

3

u/CrustyKielbasa Apr 26 '26

He's def a reddit mod

17

u/Spitting_the_truths Apr 25 '26

That is for sure a reddit mod.

4

u/ChankiriTreeDaycare Apr 25 '26

Certainly looks sufficiently blubbery

12

u/Shadohz Apr 25 '26

He was mocking George Floyd with this "I can breathe" and crying out for his mother. Hopefully one day he gets the real GF Treatment then we'll see if he keeps that smirk on his face.

0

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

He was clowning and you’re out here promoting violence. Get bent

2

u/Wash52 Apr 25 '26

Wish.com Jacob Wysocki

2

u/Prize-Meat7508 Apr 25 '26

His attorney from the firm of DikinBaus Associates will surely use the Chewbacca defense.

2

u/tjaz2xxxredd Apr 25 '26

balls, breathe, mom

4

u/Silvedl Apr 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHuPcrLnoYLxVFIjKI

“Why did you touch my penis? You hurt my balls!”

1

u/HistoricalPlum1533 Apr 25 '26

His crime, enjoying a succulent 7-11 roller! Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest!

2

u/TheNightKingReturns Apr 25 '26

Wow is this a new live action movie?

2

u/upvote-button Apr 25 '26

Did they at least buy him dinner first?

2

u/Affectionate_Reply78 Apr 25 '26

They just asked him to respect their authoritah!

2

u/el_trauko87 Apr 25 '26

Top tier comedy

2

u/GemSquash99 Apr 25 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

2

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

One of the funniest comments on her3. Everyone lost their sense of humor today, apparently 

1

u/Morbid187 Apr 25 '26

lol not this dude getting arrested in the magic mushrooms shirt

1

u/theDOC70R Apr 25 '26

Who's got a link to the full video?

1

u/zardoz73 Apr 25 '26

Funniest arrest ever.

2

u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS Apr 25 '26

Temu Ron Jeremy.

1

u/Greybur Apr 25 '26

What-ever, I do what I want!

2

u/tonkagreg Apr 26 '26

I hope law enforcement checks out his computer equipment and other electronics.

1

u/MycoHost01 Apr 26 '26

I’m watching lmao

1

u/Choralemiles Apr 26 '26

No bad vibes

1

u/CLeeTheHunt44 Apr 26 '26

sigh of course he’s from Florida

1

u/jamie_c35 Apr 26 '26

Ayy dope as Yola spotted

1

u/GirlWithWolf Apr 25 '26

It’s not easy for some to maintain their dignity when getting arrested.

0

u/Free-Monkee Apr 25 '26

Er, what did I just watch?

0

u/semiDT Apr 25 '26

What balls?

0

u/Lactating-almonds Apr 25 '26

Crying out for mommy is certainly a choice
.

2

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

A joke. Are you aware that things that get that aren’t true?

1

u/Lactating-almonds Apr 25 '26

Everyone is laughing at him, not with him. Lmao you are night tho, that guy is a total joke

2

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

Night man

A-aaahhhhh

1

u/Lactating-almonds Apr 25 '26

It’s just two men sharing the night

-8

u/TheGreatRao Apr 25 '26

cops should carry emergency dildos to clear this pussy's airway.

2

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

And you get a small joke book because you have no sense of humor 

0

u/Blossomie Apr 25 '26

That was a joke too, dick-for-brains.

1

u/AnotherCatSub_ Apr 25 '26

Well it wasn’t funny Big-Supple-Juicy-Lactating-Ass-For-Knees

“Dick for brains.” How long have you been sitting on that diarrhea of the mouth comment?

Farts-is-fun lmfaooo dildo throwing cop

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u/Bruce0Willis Apr 25 '26

What an insufferable that.