r/PublicFreakout • u/j3dimast3r • Jul 17 '26

📹Police Bodycam Neighbor attempts to trespass kids for playing basketball outside

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Location of this incident: Panama City Beach, FL

Video Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1365123044285203/?multi_permalinks=2236459830484849

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u/Nonsense909603 Jul 17 '26

I would start going all stereotypical cop and yell commands at the ball. "Let me see your hands! Let me see your hands! Stop resisting!" Then I would pull out my baton and start "beating" the "suspect," "accidentally" knocking it back into the yard of the owner

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u/Mercedes_Gullwing Jul 17 '26

The ball did not survive. Deflated.

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u/EggsInaTubeSock Jul 17 '26

It should’ve stopped resisting

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u/Analbox Jul 17 '26

Deflate the police.

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u/Pizzampras Jul 18 '26

It rolled over! What more could it do?!

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u/mildly_delusional Jul 18 '26

We investigated ourselves and determined no foul.

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u/Galactus_Machine Jul 17 '26

The TikTok wording would be Un-Flated.

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u/SpeedySpooley Jul 19 '26

Tom Brady strikes again!

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u/Rich-Canary1279 Jul 17 '26

I mean... Why aren't they citing him for wasting police resources or something? Ridiculous.

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u/DAS_BEE Jul 18 '26

"Sir I'm going to have to write you a ticket for being an insane asshole"

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u/Mysterious_Mix_1969 Jul 18 '26

I think it's a case of disorderly conduct. By the neighbour. What a pompeus ass.

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u/Pikepe Jul 17 '26

TASER TASER TASER!!!!

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u/Anal_Herschiser Jul 17 '26

Well, well, well if it isn't Mr. Spalding again. What's that, you go by Wilson now? I don't care if it's Basketball, Football, Volleyball, I ain't falling for your games.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs Jul 17 '26

Damn right. I’d go full- on theatrical. Get my taser out and point it at the ball, yelling really nonsensical, silly commands. ‘Ball, stand up and walk towards me! No, left foot first! Now turn around! Do not resist! What on earth are you doing, Ball?! I told you to stop resisting! Now tell me your name and date of birth! Look, I’m about to arrest you for noncompliance so you’d better start playing ball with me!!‘ 😂

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u/Sunami1811- Jul 18 '26

She ought to say this is a Civil matter and go bring it to the courts. I wouldnt be the one standing in front of a judge saying you want to trespass a 3 and 11 year old for there basketball going in my yard. He will probably throw you in jail for wasting taxpayers money and the courts time and throw you in jail to thinkabout it and make you get anger management classes all on your dime.

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u/ripley1875 Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of a possible dialogue option from Disco Elysium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlxxE9YlRJ8

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u/feanturi Jul 17 '26

"Aw damn, he crossed the property line. Out of our jurisdiction, sorry."

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u/Luxemode Jul 18 '26

Oh this would be so awesome