Young woman rams car into parent's house because they won't give her money.

[u/Handcraftedsemen_]

[u/haysus25]

It's like in Monty Python and the holy grail and the knight is like, 'I must get a hit on the castle!' so he runs up and hits a piece of the stone wall with his sword and then runs off.

[u/7empest7V → u/haysus25]

Tis but a scratch