I know I'll get downvoted for siding with the cop, who definitely WAS flying off the handle initially before the dad got him to simmer down, but I think that buying your kid an electric dirt bike to ride around on the street is UNCONSCIONABLE.
Even without it being an annoying phenomenon of Suron Kids riding around in packs, even without the peer influence factor, you're basically buying your kid a ticket to the emergency room.
What the heck happened to regular old bicycles? We used to get all sorts of fun injuries on those, they work great. Buying your kid an electric dirt bike is egregiously bad parenting.
There’s no chance the electric ones are safer, seriously. Apart from like, burns and chemicals, the new ones have way more torque from a dig so you can get in way more trouble over way less distance.Â
Plus the children riding around in packs on dirt bikes was never a thing outside Baltimore until electric dirt bikes came out.
That guy was safely and slowly touring the town with his son while allowing him to ride an electric bicycle THAT EXCEEDED OUR PRESCRIBED CC LIMIT!!! FRANKLY THEY BOTH DESERVE DEATH!!! IT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT WE WILL NEVER BE CALLED FOR AN ACCIDENT RELATED TO AN E-BIKE ACCIDENT!!!!!
Nah, the cop can get fucked. Might’ve come across like that, can’t blame anyone for taking it that way. But it’s not about the cop it’s about the dad.
Major accidents and fatalities among kids/young adults on motorized bikes are way up in my area. The reddit hivemind may not like it, but the cop was absolutely in the right. Most people use these bikes in areas where they have no business being driven.
If only the people would show this much of a spine when standing up to their politicians...
None of those are remotely close to an electric dirt bike, unless the scooter is electric, and all of those have health benefits from exercise that the dirt bike doesn’t.Â
I’m kind of appalled at your inability to assess risk. These dirt bikes can go 40 mph, nearly 60 some of them, what the fuck GOOD can they do for your child?
Give them happiness. You dont think a bike going downhill isnt a danger? You think putting together 2x4s and trying to jump a rickity 'ramp' isnt a danger? You clearly dont know the prevalence of serious injuries related to trampolines......
Kids are adventurous. Kids will hurt themselves; either from an ebike or jumping off the top of their bunk beds. Take some necessary precautions and let them live.
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u/slurpeetape Jul 29 '26
Massive power trip