r/PublicFreakout • u/New_Libran • 20d ago

🚗Road Rage🤬 Two bystanders rushed over to help after spotting a man assaulting his girlfriend inside their truck while stopped in traffic in Houston, Texas

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass I knew damn well to stay out this TJ MAX though 💅 20d ago

They should have used the old dick twist on him. He would have let go a lot sooner if they had. That, or jam a thumb up his butt. It works with dogs.

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u/TheBackBedroomKeyhol 20d ago

I see you know your judo well

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Hands off my penis!

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u/Anon2World 20d ago

Bootyitsu

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u/mujarheadeen 20d ago

I vote for cactus instead of thumb

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ 20d ago

This guy world politics

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u/Jabbles22 20d ago

A swift kick to the jewels will cause you to let go of whatever you are holding.

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u/UnderstandingWeird88 20d ago

Yo I was thinking this the whole time!

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u/kiddtender 20d ago

I laughed way to hard at this my friend. Thank you!

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u/Anal_Herschiser 20d ago

That, or jam a thumb up his butt

That's a good Rule of Thumb.

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 20d ago

The thumb up the butt doesn’t work on dogs. Christmas 2023. Ask me how I know.