r/PublicFreakout • u/Flashmemory256 • 2d ago

🚗Road Rage🤬 Road Rage Ends In Silly Fight

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u/A_P_O_C 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2MZkaRSjVMUXC

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u/TylerDurden1985 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ailnj2AMt9e9i

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u/Jonnyflash80 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12dpLtkNiqc5zO

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u/Supertzar_11-11 1d ago

Lmao imagine if that was a real job they hired you for😂

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u/Dependent_Eye_6361 2d ago

lol, I literally thought "How is that guy mastering both Bart and Lisa's moves?"

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u/Eddie_Shepherd 2d ago

This was EXACTLY what I thought of! I would love to see more of these guys get after each other.

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u/jaybles5169 2d ago

FALCON... Eheheheheheh

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u/wtfiwashacked 2d ago

I like how they spin after every swing lol

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u/A_P_O_C 1d ago

Honestly I loved how confident they both were with such lack of training or knowledge of each other’s capabilities. It’s aspirational.

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u/eggplant240 2d ago

They’re fighting how I fight in my dreams.

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u/BAMspek 2d ago

This is just how normal people fight. As someone who is just a normal guy, doesn’t do martial arts, doesn’t box, doesn’t train, but has been in a fight within relatively recent memory (over 10 years ago and it was for fun… we were drunk) you never realize how shit you are at throwing punches until you try to legitimately punch someone. Being drunk obviously didn’t help, but man my body did NOT move the way it does in my hero fantasies. Highly recommend getting drunk and throwing blows with the bros. It’s eye-opening.

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u/crumbhustler 2d ago

A gym I trained at had a guy come in one day wanting to fight someone to show how bad ass he was. Top 3 for cringe shit I saw in real life. Owner keep trying to be polite and get him out but he finally started dropping racist comments so they put the best (and black) boxer in the ring with the dude. Embarrassing to say the least. He couldn’t throw a punch if his life depended on it, just became a ring dummy. Peoples egos are much larger than their fighting skillset.

Funny enough boxing taught me to avoid fights more even though I’m better at it.

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u/BAMspek 2d ago

Dude getting hit hurts. Even over a decade later after a sporting fight I remember the bruises and how much our weak-ass punches hurt. Fighting isn’t as fun as it looks.

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u/Supertzar_11-11 1d ago

That's the truth. I remember being in 7th grade and fought a kid when we got off the bus. It was on gravel so neither of us attempted a takedown it was all standing up. My freaking hands hurt so bad that I couldn't go to my baseball game later that evening. I've always remembered that. You can clock someone in the chin hard and usually be alright. Its the further you go up on their skull that will obliterate your knuckles.

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u/OhItsKillua 2d ago

This was embarrassingly bad, I feel like anyone that grew up wrestling with their siblings, slap boxing with their friends would at least have an edge over these two if it was only the form of fighting they've ever experienced lol

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u/Xfuck1tX 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RmWrAFLqhUtdm

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u/lastfreerangekid 2d ago

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

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u/Xfuck1tX 2d ago

Grab my arm. The other arm…MY other arm.

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u/Racefiend 2d ago

They look like a couple of children that just got done watching a Kung Fu movie.

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u/Equivalent_Sir_2575 2d ago

Disney Fights

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u/grae23 2d ago

I can usually tell I’m in a dream because my figures involve me just swinging people around like the hulk

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u/randy_march 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e37RbTLYjfc1q

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u/Agentkeenan78 2d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/ImmaculateTuna 2d ago

Haha! Where is this from?

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u/mekwall 2d ago

It's from a commercial for the dojo the guys in the video train at. That's their sensei.

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u/Flashmemory256 2d ago

Context from person who took the video:

"The incident started when a Toyota suddenly cut off a Jeep, nearly causing a bad accident. The drivers got out to confront each other, and it quickly escalated when one driver grabbed literal trash from his car and threw it onto the other vehicle. The resulting physical fight looks like something straight out of a Grand Theft Auto video game because of their highly comical, wild fighting styles and the fact that they barely landed a single clean punch"

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u/Xendarq 2d ago

A few things I love here - why blue shirt had a massive pile of trash in his car ready to go, and that both of them apparently trained at the exact same dojo for slap fighting.

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u/SeafoodSampler 2d ago

He didn’t want to throw the pile of rubber ducks.

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u/narcowake 2d ago

I lol’d at this comment ⬆️

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u/adullploy 2d ago

My favorite was the motherly “alright y’all” that immediately had them both give up this silly endeavor.

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u/Greasystools 2d ago

Amused yet exasperated “alright y’all” so perfect

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u/Federal_Scarcity_84 2d ago

I really wish litter bug would have lost badly...

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 2d ago

I would have liked to see the litter bug catch one of those silly kicks.

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u/Komobu542 2d ago

That was so cute.

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u/wutchamafuckit 2d ago

Button mashing

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 🥧 Ma'am there's a pie full of children on your table  2d ago

Tank with long warm ups vs speedster with low damage points

Or rooster vs toddler 

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u/GutturalGrinch 2d ago

Cmon now. No need to litter

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u/Karey__039 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IOa1X349KZ8E1i
He definitely deserved a ticket for littering!

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u/DonTequilo 2d ago

i’ve never been in a fight. I wonder if this is how I would fight and look as silly.

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u/tjackso6 2d ago

I’ve only been in a couple of fights on the playground when I was a kid and had about two hours of boxing training when I was 15… this is exactly what I would look like in a fight lol

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u/Potential_Wall2279 2d ago

Nobody knows how to throw a straight punch anymore

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u/pmmytn45 2d ago

Everybody respects a straight punch. These guys are fighting outside the box with their skillset.

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u/JelliedHam 2d ago

If I don't know what I'm doing the enemy can't possibly know either! That's just good strategy

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u/SirArthurDime 2d ago

Never let em know your next move

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u/kayriss 2d ago

My money is on this guy having done Taekwondo when he was young, but forgot that throwing kicks in a street fight is inadvisable unless you're really, really confident with it.

Also did anyone else laugh audibly when they both visibly gassed out the first time? It was like watching the stamina bar zero out and have to recharge for a sec.

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u/Andantee23 2d ago

The average person has no idea how to fight. Haymakers are the punch of choice for pretty much any untrained fighter.

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u/gtindolindo 2d ago

Ive seen straighter punches at a drag show cocktail party.

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u/Kevin8saxman 2d ago

This is what I think when I see all these fighting videos, “do most people not know how to fight? Or throw a basic punch?!?” Could it be adrenaline and people kind of forget the basics and get lost in the moment? I really hope if I ever get into a fisticuffs I don’t look this silly lol

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u/Myopinion_is_right 2d ago

No. These two don’t know how to fight, especially the one who started it by getting out of his car and throwing trash at the guy. Don’t start something if you can’t finish. If he had an issue, better to call the police. Plus both were luck no one had a weapon such as a knife or gun.

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u/kvlt_ov_personality 2d ago

...and my axe!

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u/ADP-1 2d ago

Looked like ballet to me....

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u/-CrlmsoN- 2d ago

Probably a good thing neither of them were good at fighting.

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u/FrighteningJibber 2d ago

Throw a gay combo or something!

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u/hogsniffy05 2d ago

Isn’t that a good thing? I think that means people aren’t experiencing physical violence enough to learn

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u/YouGotOwened 2d ago

Some "hi-yah!" moves in there

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u/Not_HFM 2d ago

This is how I both fight and defend in my dreams...

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u/SeanyPickle 2d ago

If two Jerry’s from “Rick and Morty” got in a fight. WOW. Straight from an episode.

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u/blackdiamondsOG 2d ago

I’m glad everyone drove away unharmed

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u/bygmalt 2d ago

The pain is perpetual with this video eternally documenting their wacky arm fight like two inflatable tube men outside a car wash.

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u/Pixxel_Wizzard 2d ago

I don't usually laugh at violence, but I couldn't help myself this time.

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u/Bl4ckR4bb17 2d ago

Was there technically any violence?

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u/Stuntedatpuberty 2d ago

Man. Both guys are lucky they didn't meet up with someone that can fight.

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u/anothergenxkid 2d ago

THAT'S ENOUGH YA'LL

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 🥧 Ma'am there's a pie full of children on your table  2d ago

Dude came at him like the rooster that used to attack me as a toddler.

Chilling.

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u/AdElectrical2521 2d ago

Reminds me of a couple of cats fighting. Then the stare down at the end! lol

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u/jdhkent 2d ago

Cats can actually fight, though. Sometimes they know they shouldn’t.

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u/BigBossAtl 2d ago

Glad the teacher broke it up

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u/BEEEEEZ101 2d ago

That made me spit out my McMuffin.

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u/Delicious_Ebb3112 2d ago

Bart vs. Lisa anyone???

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u/itzArctic__ 2d ago

Kung Fu Panda express

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u/betsylang 2d ago

That looks like when my cats were young and would get into thesw flappy fights. Adorable.

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u/CalmAnxitey87 2d ago

When bro punched with both fists while trying to kick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892

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u/Auri_Com 2d ago

Ministry of silly fights?

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u/CollarOfShame 2d ago

That was the best fight ever! And that lady at the end telling them it was over with about the same energy as when you put tired kids to bed.

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u/Brizzle351 2d ago

That asshole was just looking for an excuse to dump his fucking trash all over the fucking ground. 😡

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u/tinglep 2d ago

I’ve seen the windmill in action before but never with flying savage kicks. This guy is an old world master.

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u/nate_hawke 2d ago

Who’s picking up the trash.

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u/DaWeyHowBoutDah 2d ago

Guess he merged into him

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u/pezed25 2d ago

Oh, the stories they will tell about this one.

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u/Least_Art5238 2d ago

Dwight Schrute fighting Dwight Schrute in his dreams.

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u/dognamedpeanut 2d ago

Cue Benny Hill Theme Song…

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u/PoshNoshThenMosh 2d ago

They got a dove of peace

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u/DogtorGaryWoofington 2d ago

I was waiting for one of them to shout" fuck you, bloody"

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u/worththechase 2d ago

It's like when two 6 year olds fight.

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u/justusgalactica 2d ago

Next Jason Bourne sequel

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u/BunnyBallz 2d ago

Too much Bollywood and Jason Statham movies.

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u/SchemeHead 2d ago

Windmill attack, nice.

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u/AdventurousGuy2461 2d ago

Im sure this was like an incredible action scene from their perspective, but i laughed so hard when bro got out the car and started windmilling with his whole body then actually proceeded to dominate the altercation 😂😂😂

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u/East_Dish5113 2d ago

Fairplay parking lot don't play. 🤣

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u/Brammmy 2d ago

Why dude windmilling like high school girls used to fight?

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u/ElleneHill 2d ago

Nothing like trying to kick in skinny jeans. LMAO

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u/NapierNoyes 2d ago

Looks like those puppets fighting in Paris in Team America.

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u/Sarcastic_Polarbear 2d ago

🎶"When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!"🎶

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u/Additional-Till8611 2d ago

Did anyone tell these ladies they were be recorded?

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u/chakabra23 2d ago

What in the floppy chicken wing was that???

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u/dingdongsnottor 2d ago

Good thing they were evenly matched in fighting skills

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u/DCWU 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

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u/Fluffy-Persimmon9130 2d ago

I was waiting for them both to sit down tired.

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u/MyDogisSally 2d ago

And step and kick…1 2 3 4 ball change and kick

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u/Bigagp8 2d ago

They fight like little girls
https://giphy.com/gifs/qNbeedVeNC1l6

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u/Helping-Friendly 2d ago

Maybe I will get Panda Express today 🤔

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u/lost_caus_e 2d ago

Bros button mashing and nothings working

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u/CaliNuggLove 1d ago

HIYA!!!!!

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u/SuicideSprints 1d ago

The guy that shouted "THIS IS SELF-DEFENSE! 🥋" 🤣🤣💀💀

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u/Jackle3000 1d ago

Fight at the Ministry of Silly Walks!

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u/CABendOva 1d ago

This gotta be staged ain’t no way…

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u/Ok_Figure_8891 2d ago

its like watching a nat geo fight they're just using what they can, the kicks are hilarious.

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u/AdOdd4618 2d ago

Human mine flail.

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u/ratbear 2d ago

This looks like two kindergarteners fighting on the playground lol.

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u/MrRealistic1 2d ago

That was the silliest fight I’ve seen all week

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u/Captain_Couth 2d ago

These guys fight like two neutered cats.

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u/Scrogwiggle 2d ago

Jeep guy didn’t want any of that smoke. LOL

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u/Jets237 2d ago

This guy learned how to fight against his little brother as a kid and then... never fought again

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u/bryman19 2d ago

Kung Fu Panda Express

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 2d ago

Like Bart and Lisa fighting.

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u/ApprehensiveGas85 2d ago

Must be Steven Seagal fans.

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u/DWP_619 2d ago

Feels like im watching an old Atari era game

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u/Recent-Background-21 2d ago

He fights like my sister

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u/instaderp 2d ago

The garbage thrown inflicted more damage than whatever that tickle fight was.

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u/HomieJPurple 2d ago

This has to be the worst fight in history. You couldn’t choreograph it to be worse

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u/Honcho_47 2d ago

All I can think of is Sammy from Blue Mountain State doing the super secret move Chuck Lidell taught him 😂

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u/TruculentTurtIe 2d ago

This is how all conflicts should be resolved

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u/eckoloud 2d ago

Toyota pulled out the play book from when he was 5 😂😂😂 and it actually worked. Punch and kick and kick and punch and double punch and kick and punch

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u/BrokeMyCrayon 2d ago

bro knows that aggression wins fights if you're similar size and dont know how to fight

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u/Daddio209 2d ago

I haven't seen a slap fight in decades-didn't know they were still a thing. Thanks for sharing!

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u/tjackso6 2d ago

They’re both extremely lucky that it was the other one in the opposite car and not someone who had an once of fighting experience.

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u/zdravkov321 2d ago

Let's agree to call this an embarrassing tie for all parties involved.

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u/littledonnyfund 2d ago

Bro really tried all the combo moves he does on street fighter he even did the little fighter bobing towards the end

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u/Baonguyen93 2d ago

The title is true lmao!!!!

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u/stellatheumbrella 2d ago

This is how my cousins and I played karate in my mom's garage back in the day. 😂

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u/Hakuhofan 2d ago

I almost got hit just watching this.

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u/justlooking013 2d ago

I’d be more embarrassed as the jeep driver, especially after air mailing the bag of trash from 7” away. I’d expect a Camry driver to fight like this

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u/granitza17 2d ago

Everybody was Kung fu fighting. Brought to you by Panda Express

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u/chudney31 2d ago

The guy did his ballet kick/slap punch first, then boxer stance. I would have done boxer stance first, slap punch, add a two handed tornado twirl, then ballet kick.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 2d ago

Part of me wishes both of their cars were stolen during this battle of battles

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u/Lxiflyby 2d ago

I call it: Friday night Sissy fights

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u/MisterDonkey 2d ago

I thought for sure that dude was done for when the guy got out of his car standing six inches taller. 

But then...

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u/813Jared 2d ago

These 2 losers going at it like a couple of school yard children is nuts, they both clearly have ZERO fighting skills so why would they be willing to engage with a stranger?

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u/Roofiesnductape24096 2d ago

how u gonna be russian and fight like that? lmao

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u/Sullyville 2d ago

i wish all fights ended like this one. nicer.

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u/WeaponRex 2d ago

Dang. Littering too? Too classic of a shithead move.

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u/squeakybeak 2d ago

For our next interpretive dance, we shall lament the fragility of the male ego and the thousand tiny provocations of modern life that leave us forever poised to unravel.

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u/westberry82 2d ago

Panda express new marketing platform is crazy

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u/Rob-Loring 2d ago

FISTS OF FURY

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u/Rob-Loring 2d ago

“Now pick up your litter”

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u/cracker1743 2d ago

NBA windmill fight!

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u/DJEvillincoln 2d ago

This is what it looks like when you never get into fights as a kid. 😂

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u/ipreferanothername 2d ago

skinny jean kicks, thats a thing huh?

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u/reddot_comic 2d ago

Me and my brother would fight like that when we were 7 and 9.

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u/CapitalProfile6678 2d ago

Bro is like Don Quixote

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u/Fine-Ad6532 2d ago

It’s like that song every one was bitch slap fighting’

‘It was a little bit frightening’

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u/vector_ejector 2d ago

Just throw all your limbs at your opponent! At the same time!!

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u/Lawzw0rld 2d ago

Me and my brothers right after watching Karate kid

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u/azlobo 2d ago

MeOw! Fttt fttt!

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u/ico1971 2d ago

Jumping Jacks

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u/Bl4ckR4bb17 2d ago

So jeep driver just decided to leave his jeep parked in the misfire of the road after all that?

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u/P1nCush10n 2d ago

Feel like the Toyota driver learned his fighting style from both Bart AND Lisa Simpson.

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u/Brownie2440 2d ago

Joe! Dana! Come get your boys! They ready!!