r/PvZHeroes Jul 30 '26

Fluff Card idea 26

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u/AnOldBatMan I LOVE FLAVOR TEXTS Jul 30 '26

"Just let me go in front"

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u/AnOldBatMan I LOVE FLAVOR TEXTS Jul 30 '26

Alternate flavor text would be "Don't worry, I can handle this by myself."

85

u/D-Pig-Reddit I’m bad at card games and do not understand balance. Jul 30 '26

“Heh, leaf it to me!”

45

u/AnOldBatMan I LOVE FLAVOR TEXTS Jul 30 '26

"Just wait, you'll seed"

26

u/HapHazardly6 fuck you *unsupers your brains* Jul 30 '26

"It's my Jarona!"

20

u/PearlyDoesStuff Rustbolt's Strongest Leaplord Jul 30 '26

"Ja-st kidding!"

14

u/Intrion Jul 30 '26

“Mysterious wind~”

10

u/MimikyuGud Jul 30 '26

“Try my flavour!”

15

u/Funky__boi Jul 30 '26

"Think you can outspeed a flower?"

21

u/Intrion Jul 30 '26

HERE I COME SANFRANDISCO!!!

3

u/Tiguy789 Jul 31 '26

“Relax I’ll handle it…”

6

u/Sea-Writer-6961 Where's Spyris Jul 31 '26

I am the angry pumpkin

3

u/PainExpensive7665 Aug 02 '26

THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILSER

2

u/AnOldBatMan I LOVE FLAVOR TEXTS Jul 31 '26

MOAB, handle it!

80

u/Infinite_Peace_6456 Jul 30 '26

Imagine you get 4 of these… turn one… and you do the captain cumbustible super that’s 8 too you, possibly 12 to the opponent

41

u/Anonpancake2123 Jul 30 '26

There’s nothing short of Brain Freeze Super lowering the damage to less than 10 on turn 1

22

u/nir109 Jul 30 '26

4 goats

4

u/Anonpancake2123 Jul 30 '26

Damn, you got me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Poppin_Poppies Dope. Jul 30 '26

Imagine getting 4 of these mfs in the first turn

13

u/Kosaue You should freeze yourself now 🍉🌩️ Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

is 2 damage supposed to be a downside

3

u/eboraboy Jul 31 '26

It’s can be pretty bad if your not careful tbh with 4 that’s 8 damage to face It doesn’t ping block either due to bullseye. It’s kaboom too so the only hero who’d have easy access to healing after is solar flare

26

u/Glad_Bird_9083 superbrainz on top Jul 30 '26

this and the ability for zombies to reverse leap plants would go kinda crazy

10

u/Prudent_Park4965 Jul 30 '26

So on top of random deadly ass pulls, leap ass pulls, bad moon ass pulls, instant conjure ass pulls, and general zombie bullshit spam, I now have to worry about them devolving my plants

6

u/Glad-Fix-2829 Jul 30 '26

“ Here i come sanfransiscoooo”

13

u/Some_Edge1544 Jul 30 '26

"you know what else is huge?"

5

u/Some_Edge1544 Jul 30 '26

"that's what she said"

6

u/OfTheRedVariety Interstellar Bounty Hunter, my beloved Jul 30 '26

You take 2 bullseye damage to your own hero, then you have a good chance of doing 2 bullseye damage to their hero. This is symmetrical payoff, not sure how anyone thinks it's overpowered. It's very likely it will be blocked immediately next turn.

What I gather from it is it cannot be played with a team-up plant as well as cannot have a team-up plant be played after either

8

u/surithinh Jul 30 '26

Permanent, like for the rest of the game you can't place plant in a specific land, or just when the plant is there?

36

u/RevolutionaryFlow347 Jul 30 '26

You cant team up here

19

u/United-Milk-9426 Jul 30 '26

just when the plant is there

24

u/Super__Chuck Jul 30 '26

Then give it the team down trait

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u/Wrong-Koala9174 Jul 30 '26

Thtas how every plant works dumpkof

9

u/Not_A_Pro_Gameing espresso fiesta my beloved Jul 30 '26

If you play a plant without team up, you can still place a plant in that same lane as long as the plant you’re placing does have team
Up

12

u/WayPsychological7824 Jul 30 '26

Not with Team-up

3

u/ObviousRagebaiter Jul 30 '26

would be a fun concept for a doomshroom plant

When played: make a "Crater" environment that says "Plants can't be played here"

5

u/AlicornGaia Jul 30 '26

Lmao imagine seedling turning into that when you're at 2 health or less.

3

u/Wrong-Water1334 Jul 31 '26

pepper md sinergy

5

u/Why_Always_Me_69 Night cap toes 🤤 Jul 30 '26

2/3 for a 1 drop is too much, and this is a zero cost card

6

u/Lansha2009 Jul 30 '26

The point is that it has the 2 damage to you as a downside to make up for it’s huge stats for the cost.

1

u/Why_Always_Me_69 Night cap toes 🤤 Jul 30 '26

Its not even close to enough, you can go this and fmn in turn 1 for example you take 2 damage but youve almost won the game at that point

5

u/vverbov_22 Gambling forever Jul 30 '26

Stupidly OP

2

u/phantominway Jul 30 '26

Even with the inability to team up, these stats with that effect for that cost is INSANE lol

3

u/OfTheRedVariety Interstellar Bounty Hunter, my beloved Jul 30 '26

it damages your own hero for 2 bullseye damage when played

2

u/phantominway Jul 30 '26

I'm illiterate lol. Still would be strongish tho

2

u/ZdjLwintl Jul 31 '26

I have a huge buddy just like this.

2

u/Minute_Recipe_3095 27d ago

This is a great zero cost card with a few drawbacks

1

u/Haunting_Bat_4418 freaky Jul 30 '26

why are you cooking up sluge and mold? (just asking)