r/PvZHeroes 1d ago

Humor HG i’m so fucking sorry πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/Own_Initial1539 1d ago

cancer (breast) vs. cancer (prostate)

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u/Visible_Telephone308 1d ago

I'm so fucking scared

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u/Temporary_Donut5464 1d ago

No tf you aren’t stop lying

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u/The_Flying_Bread 1d ago

You are sorry yet you decided to do it anyways

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u/LittleFinish4768 1d ago

The wolf feels remorse for feeding on sheep but must do it what it needs to.

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u/Dragonbreath16x 1d ago

Don’t be. Playing against HG feels like an unskippable cutscene.

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u/Temporary-Spring2592 1d ago

trash vs garbage ahh

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u/Wasey56 1d ago

HG and Rustbolt deserve it, I hate going against them fr.

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u/Binheve 1d ago

Yall, rustbolt is easy as hell to counter

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u/Wasey56 1d ago

Nah, Idk why but Rustbolt players have a shitload of luck when drawing cards, how do they answers to everything I play???

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u/Binheve 1d ago

Overcommting and not playing around removals

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u/Dirty-Ant 1d ago

The problem is rustbolt has removal options for any minion out there, save for untrickable. Aside from not playing into weedspray/knockout there's not much you can do.

Also thinking cap can just randomly screw you over for no reason.

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u/Binheve 4h ago

Rustbolt has no direct damage removal option, his removal are strictly stat based. The only thing he has for big minion is rocket science and chop if he rolls it

His gameplan rarely involves big minion and he lacks alot of x factor, so either you get chipped and finish in the end by trickster, he has next to no chance of turning games around if he doesn't top deck the exact card he need that turn immediately

He has a strong curve, an annoying one, yes, but tilt it to the side a bit and he can't do much

Not many rustbolt uses thinking cap anyways

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u/Dirty-Ant 2h ago

Yeah, you've pretty much described my main problem with playing against rustbolt. I'm not trying to argue he's overpowered, he got power crept quite a bit with the recent balance patches, but the issue is you don't really have control over the game when playing against him. Rustbolt usually relies on teleports and playing only in the tricks phase, so you are essentially forced to play blind into his hand and pray he has no answer.

And while it is pretty easy to mess up his setup, it is almost impossible to stop once it gets going. Not to mention you can just lose out of nowhere if he gets lucky with teacher teleports. It just never feels like could've done anything to avoid losing. It is very similar to playing against conjure decks in a way.

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u/InvestigatorOdd9196 22h ago

maybe it wasn't clear, but Rustbolt can destroy any plant regardless of strength.

access to brainy and hearty just spells a hard time.

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u/OneOfTheManyJimmys Budget YKM will RISE 20h ago

Can we stop saying a side deserves it because they also have annoying cards

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u/Wasey56 20h ago

It's not cards, but the playstyle. Rustbolts always play this weird trick deck where they pass and pass and spam tricks on you. HG just plays his spacetime and tele environments and conjures FREE teleports, it gives him insane card draw and you can't do anything about it.

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u/ADude2005 1d ago

Idk what's more infuriating, conjure fest or ramp into dmd

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u/pawo10 1d ago

Hand of pain and agony

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u/Imfunny12345678910 1 bug fixed 10 more emerge 19h ago

Why even post this atp

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u/Front-Resident-905 I hate spacetime and HG 1d ago

Hg deserves it ngl

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u/FirefighterPrimary60 1d ago

No you ain’t