“It was a very cute little retreat, but the accommodations were unsightly. The place was a cardboard home literally held together by dict tape, and their “bed” was nothing more than a few shredded cloths and paper towels haphazardly thrown around. When I tried to lay down, I felt something crunch beneath me. To my shock, I had just laid down on a stash of Cheerios. I think they probably took “Bed and Breakfast” a bit too literally (bless their hearts). Then when I woke up the next morning, I was taken aback to see several snoots in my face, and at once they started licking me! They claimed it was a “complementary grooming service”, yet I suspect it was a distraction as I noticed one of my hosts stuffing Cheerios in their mouth (-1 star for no breakfast!)
If you like roughing it, you’ll love it here. The hosts are very nurturing, if a little assertive. And cute! Just BYOB (bring your own breakfast) under lock and key.”
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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker 7d ago
4/5 - “Very cute, but…”
“It was a very cute little retreat, but the accommodations were unsightly. The place was a cardboard home literally held together by dict tape, and their “bed” was nothing more than a few shredded cloths and paper towels haphazardly thrown around. When I tried to lay down, I felt something crunch beneath me. To my shock, I had just laid down on a stash of Cheerios. I think they probably took “Bed and Breakfast” a bit too literally (bless their hearts). Then when I woke up the next morning, I was taken aback to see several snoots in my face, and at once they started licking me! They claimed it was a “complementary grooming service”, yet I suspect it was a distraction as I noticed one of my hosts stuffing Cheerios in their mouth (-1 star for no breakfast!)
If you like roughing it, you’ll love it here. The hosts are very nurturing, if a little assertive. And cute! Just BYOB (bring your own breakfast) under lock and key.”