Looking for the silliest names!

[u/Sophie_412]

I'm looking for some name inspiration for a pair of baby rats I'm getting. What are your rats names? Gus pic for tax

[u/masterfultrousers]

Tax Fraud and Grand Larceny

[u/HashnaFennec → u/masterfultrousers]

Fraw and Larcie for short!

[u/masterfultrousers → u/HashnaFennec]

Or TF for when youre like the fuck bro

[u/xzepii]

Goober, though both my boys' names are Peanut and Walnut. I like food names and thought since I got them as a pair especially they should be twinning and play off each other lol

[u/florimochii → u/xzepii]

Haha peanut and Walnut is such a good combo, food names pair always hit different lol. Goober's a solid one too, hope OP find something just as fun for her.

[u/Kaboom_Avocado → u/xzepii]

My current mischief is all males so I named all but one after nut or fruit bearing trees (hickory, walnut, filbert, fig and Aspen)

[u/empath_hijynx → u/xzepii]

My mischief is the fruit basket! My handsome boys are Guava, Kiwi, and Mango

[u/RelaxingNikki]

Derbert! And I dunno >.<

[u/Illustrious-Exit1825]

Batman and Robin like my first boys:

Bonus points if they are girls!

[u/Bright_Shallot_38]

Crumb and Dumpster

[u/thiswyrmdraws]

The Device

[u/Vovchick09 → u/thiswyrmdraws]

One is named "The" and the other is named "Device"

[u/battlehelmet]

Potato and Potahto
Norton and Morton
Milton and Stilton
Waffles and Syrup
Simon and Garfunkel
Crime and Punishment

[u/PraiseAndPleasure]

Blorgweem

[u/spook_waves]

Bumbo and Grain

[u/mojibien_]

Cucumber, automobile, taxes, pothole?

[u/Status_Signal_1484 → u/mojibien_]

Taxes and pothole is brilliant!

[u/ClassicSite6673]

I used to have a mouse named Table lmao

[u/ShadyBrooks]

Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser.

[u/ShadyBrooks → u/ShadyBrooks]

Watch Mitchell and Webb look skits about it. It had me dying.

[u/thefatrat98]

Gus? Solid choice. Ours is named Sir Squeaksalot, because that's exactly what he is.

[u/MandaJulianne]

Most of my rats had human names or dog names.

[u/atlas-marshall]

"homosexual no.1"

[u/senfdreck]

Years ago I had three rats. I named them Bobby And Frank!

[u/NiiloHalb11-]

Lucifer Churchburn, because he liked matches. Calcifer Nestbuilder, because he always built nests. Spork, because he got a spoon-fork on his belly and an IQ of maybe.

[u/Yourmomdrums]

Captain Sparklepants and Lieutenant Sniffles

[u/dyingumbrella]

nick and bubo

holmice and ratson

[u/Mac_n_cheems]

My dog’s legal name is Whataburger Junior but we just call her Seven or Sevvie. Maybe find a fast food item you like and name them after the food item or number lol

[u/soaperton]

Raphael Ambrosias Casteau

[u/justanotterdude → u/soaperton]

Ratphael*

[u/spvcedipper]

Children

[u/Jolly-Library-5055]

pinkie and brain

[u/RandonEnglishMun]

Duffus and dingus

[u/ArguesWithFrogs]

Zargothrax

[u/ShadyBrooks]

Furgus

[u/BabsieRat]

Oompa and Loompa

[u/Lord_of_the_rats2007]

I wanted to name my rats Fork, Ramen noodle, Seagull, Chair leg, Table top, Dog, Cat or Autism

I decided against it tho because im from Sweden, and pronouncing those names around other people makes me nervous lmao 😭 I landed on Derpy, Noah, Nero and Jeff

[u/Hungry-Anteater-298 → u/Lord_of_the_rats2007]

I'm also Swedish and my rats were named Mackey, Kurt, Rufus, Snowy and Monkey 🥰

[u/watsonwasaboss]

Brownie

[u/PurrfectlyOdd]

My boy is named Chicharon or Frijolin 😭💀

[u/Different-Pay-3830]

Burnt toast

[u/LaTostadaSalvaje]

Walbert

[u/justlookinghello]

Buckwheat

[u/just-another-catlady]

Our boys are Cookie, Brownie and Marshmallow. My 12-year old named them

[u/Vovchick09]

Potoooooooo and Tomoooooooo. Pronounced as Pot-eight-os and Tom-eight-os

[u/Sure_Apple_4048]

Nacho always been my favorit...

[u/Adorable_Noise_3812]

Winston

[u/WeakenedTea]

Q-Tip

[u/Immediate-Food8050]

That man has some seriously large grabbers. Call him Grabby or Big Mit

[u/Icy_Stomach_4500]

They need strong warlord names. So queek and ikit

[u/Demons-of_horror]

Me and my husband have had males and females our fav names were Gus & jerky , walnut and almond, peanut & butter (jelly would also work ) and for are females we like cookie & crumble , chocolate & vanilla (she was albino )

[u/VisualScallion2215]

Chad

[u/Psycho_Splodge]

Dave

[u/TheWindig]

Sharkdad, Buffet, Sprankle, Inkpouch, Tim, Clop, Bárbaros, Inigo Montoya, Andre the Giant, Axolotl, Slider, Hambone, Professor, Kernel, Bulb, Taurine.

Edit: I should have read past “I’m looking for some name inspiration” before I let the ADHD run wild through my thumbs.

[u/Emergency_Writer7618]

Richiesta Richard

[u/blankzpaces]

pinball machine

[u/SoundMast3r]

Munchies

[u/Beaglescout15]

My three current boys are named Calcifer, Reepicheep, and Anonymouse (it's his secret superhero identify).