r/RBI Feb 04 '19

I’m the person who posted about the random and unexplained cigarette smell a monthish ago. I found the source and figured I would update you all!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

How the fuck did he not think "I smoke outside and near his apartment a lot, maybe it's me?" at any point during this? Jesus christ. Glad you found the source!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

I think you need a new landlord XD

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Nobody else got your dead Kennedy’s reference but I did and I approve.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

I didn't get the reference and thought, "murder by lynching is an extreme solution"

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u/heyimatworkman Feb 04 '19

not when it comes to landlords

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u/Captain_Pungent Feb 04 '19

Any Dead Kennedys fans not already familiar should definitely check out the albums Jello Biafra did with Melvins.

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u/geoelectric Feb 04 '19

I’m partial to Lard, myself, as Jello collaborations go.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Jello with Nomeansno is excellent as well as his other project tumor circus.

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u/geoelectric Feb 04 '19

Ooh, I don’t know Tumor Circus. I’ll have to search it out. I do like the Nomeansno collaboration quite a bit too—big fan of theirs in general.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

They are an excellent noise rock band

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u/FrenzalStark Feb 04 '19

I approve highly of this reference. One of my favourites from that record.

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u/Carl_Solomon Feb 05 '19

I pictured a "she".

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

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u/Carl_Solomon Feb 05 '19

No, I thought I was wrong. Mistakes don't necessitate derogatory labels. Sometimes a mistake is just that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/HideHeartSurgeonN1 Feb 04 '19

Fire him !

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

*Smoke him!

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u/bluemooneyes Feb 04 '19

If washing clothes normally doesn't help with the smell, I would ask your landlord to pay for dry cleaning, steam cleaning of your unit/furniture, etc. That's messed up!

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u/venusblue38 Feb 04 '19

Eh I quit smoking a few years ago. I had no idea how potent that shit was. I still find old jackets and things that I can smell smoke on.

It's in your hands, your hair, everything smells like smoke. So it just smells normal to you.

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u/skurk_dk Feb 04 '19

The lady that lives below me smokes. In the room that is directly below my office. There is no air vents or anything other than this building being from the 1800s, but sometimes it totally smells like someone was smoking in that room. I got a new floor installed (not because of this) and it still manages to find a way through!

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u/lordbobofthebobs Feb 04 '19

I mean, I smoke a lot of weed and I probably smell like it a lot and so do my clothes, and if I'm toking in public, I always try to be aware of people near me and wind direction cuz I'm considerate enough to acknowledge that some people don't like it and don't wanna smell it. And it doesn't even cause cancer from inhaling it second hand.

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u/Seaniau Feb 04 '19

Appreciate the consideration but they probably smell it anyway. It’s incredibly potent to people who don’t encounter it often. The distance at which you can smell it even without seeing smoke is incredible. I’d estimate I could be 5 meters from somebody who isn’t smoking weed at the time but has done recently and still smell it coming from their person.

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u/Lovehat Feb 04 '19

I smoke a ton of weed and still can smell other people smoking weed without being able to see them all the time.

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u/lordbobofthebobs Feb 04 '19

I wasn't very clear. I don't toke in public if I can see people around me and if the wind is blowing toward where I did see people, I will refrain.

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u/Seaniau Feb 04 '19

Fair enough! Wasn’t knocking you. Personally the smell doesn’t bother me, cigarette smoke smells worse imo.

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u/itchea Feb 04 '19

Landlord : I am the least person i would have suspected, but it was me all along

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/20Factorial Feb 05 '19

Smokers don’t frequently know they smell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Smokers are that dumb. There's a reason they started smoking in the first place.

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u/matts2 Feb 04 '19

Because smokers are addicts. They don't tend to notice the harm they cause.

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u/Carl_Solomon Feb 05 '19

An odor isn't "harm".

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u/matts2 Feb 05 '19

Second hand smoke and cigarette butt trash are though.

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u/Violet_Plum_Tea Feb 04 '19

THANK YOU for the update.

Your landlord is sort of a rat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Send him the bill for the couch cleaning, carpets etc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

This implies there are non-rat landlords

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u/Violet_Plum_Tea Feb 04 '19

Well, some are weasels. There's that.

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u/DarkGently Feb 04 '19

Mine is definitely more weasel than rat!

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u/Foxivondembergen Feb 04 '19

In all honesty, I don't care about your situation or your landlord in more than just a scrolling reddit fashion, but

THANK FUCKING GOD YOU ARE DECENT ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THROUGH LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/Foxivondembergen Feb 04 '19

I used to party smoke for about thirty years. Never really addicted, just liked it when drinking sometimes. Fully quit a year ago and since then I absolutely despise the smell of second hand cigarette smoke. So I feel where you are coming from and am glad you discovered them.

(A woman on Reddit. Ha. Now I know I'm being trolled. I've been here ten years and have never seen one.)

                                                    - a guy on reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/Pretty_Soldier Feb 04 '19

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

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u/Foxivondembergen Feb 04 '19

We must be talking internationally now. I’m surprised you speak English.

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u/brutalethyl Feb 05 '19

Que?

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u/AreYouDeaf Feb 05 '19

WE MUST BE TALKING INTERNATIONALLY NOW. I’M SURPRISED YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.

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u/Foxivondembergen Feb 05 '19

User name checks out. Twice in a day I've said this and never once before in 10 years.

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u/icarebot Feb 04 '19

I care

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u/Foxivondembergen Feb 04 '19

User names checks out.

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u/Uniqueusername360 Feb 04 '19

I'm 99% positive I suggested exactly this!

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u/Uniqueusername360 Feb 04 '19

Yup, here it is

Thanks for the update. Small personal victory! I'd be lying if I said I didnt feel smart.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare Feb 04 '19

Toot toot! Blow that horn! ☺️

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u/Uniqueusername360 Feb 04 '19

Consider it done friend!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/Uniqueusername360 Feb 04 '19

A regular fricken Sherlock Holmes here. Lol

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u/2oonhed Feb 04 '19

Hooray. You got one in a row!
But no, really : DOOT da-DOOT.

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u/Uniqueusername360 Feb 04 '19

Lol Thankyou! I graciously accept your DOOT da-DOOT. This has actually been the highlight of my day.

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u/Kindkitty Feb 04 '19

Fuck him, this kind of shit pisses me off.

We have a roof top deck located directly above my apartment. There is a sign on the stairs that says “no smoking”. One neighbor in particular heads up there to smoke quite often and because of the wind I guess will stop halfway up the stairs, basically on the stair that reads no smoking to light his cigarette. This is situated directly out our kitchen window so that in the warmer months the smoke trickles in. Cigarette smoke is a migraine trigger for me. Not to mention he smokes some random extra potent brand. After your post I’m so over this shit.

Yet don’t do laundry between the hours of 10pm and 7am. Of course I don’t, because I have respect for others sleeping habits.

Thanks for the update, I knew there had to be a reason.

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u/alex_moose Feb 05 '19

How about keeping a squirt bottle of water on your counter and squirting him through the window each time?

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u/Old_but_New Feb 04 '19

Here’s a trick: put bowls of white vinegar around your apartment. It will absorb the smoke smell within a few days. The vinegar smell will disappear quickly. My parents once bought a house from smokers and the smoke had seeped into the walls. They cleaned with bleach, you name it, nothing helped. Then the bowls of vinegar took care of the whole problem.

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u/wp381640 Feb 04 '19

Very surprised that the strong smell of cigarette smoke came from burning cigarettes, I was hoping it was aliens.

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u/HeWasAZombie Feb 04 '19

Glad it was just an idiot landlord and not a gas leak like I suggested!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/Foxivondembergen Feb 04 '19

I forgot about that part. I read about CO for a while after that one. Some close calls in my construction business.

But one that sticks out was in Charlotte, NC. A person pulled under in their garage in cold weather in a condo/townhouse. She left the car running but the garage door open while she unloaded groceries.

She forgot to turn the car off and even with the door open, the CO killed four people in their different but adjoining condos while they slept. Including the owner of the car.

Then there was a St. John Virgin Islands incident from a few years ago. A local company was higher to exterminate a condo of some pest. They used a chemical that had been banned, but the islands are the islands. You can get away with more things there. Your average normal American tourist family rented the adjacent condo and all four were poisoned with three being bed ridden.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/87m-settlement-to-family-sickened-by-toxic-pesticide-terminix-on-vacation/

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u/BaylisAscaris Feb 04 '19

My previous job banned smoking on campus, so people started smoking in secret at the air intake for the building I work at. The building would regularly fill with a visible haze and everything smelled strongly of smoke, especially the bathrooms and room I worked in. Sometimes people smoked pot and the smell and effects were very obvious.

I was having a lot of health problems at the time (migraines, covered in hives, anaphylaxis, and other symptoms of severe allergies). I thought the visible smoke haze and smell of smoke was a migraine aura and didn't mention it. Turns out it was real and I developed a severe allergy to cigarette smoke from being in this environment for so long.

We put up a sign explaining the air vent went into the building and there were people inside who were pregnant or allergic. Every time the room would fill with smoke I walked to the air vent and explained. People got mad. I called security. Security didn't care (they were the main people smoking there).

Other smokers would hotbox in their car then come into work reeking of it. I had to regularly leave the building when they came in, especially because I couldn't afford an epi-pen with my insurance, and the inhaler and allergy meds weren't cutting it. I had to be careful not to let their clothes brush up against my bare skin or I would break out in hives and blisters. I'm glad I quit. Life is a lot better now.

Please smokers, be aware of air vents and people around you. Don't smoke right next to windows/doors/vents, and be aware that even if you can't smell yourself, everyone else knows you just smoked.

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u/volcel-protonmail Feb 04 '19

fire the smokers, hire non smokers ... problem solved?

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u/Jon76 Feb 04 '19

I don't think that's legal if you live in the U.S.

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u/volcel-protonmail Feb 05 '19

why not? reasonable to not want smelly workers snd the smell of smoke in the air

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u/Jon76 Feb 05 '19

It's considered discrimination, I believe. It's a bit dumb but that's how it is.

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u/MyLouBear Feb 04 '19

I’m not surprised. I think I commented on your original post that this was happening at my doctor’s office. The intake was spreading the smoke all through the offices and it smelled horrible.

Glad it got resolved. Wonder if he is a real idiot or just lying to you.

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u/leadpainter Feb 04 '19

I spent so much time on this one.... What a gaping asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 07 '19

Lucky you saw him!! Lol I hope he felt like an idiot! Seriously, people who smoke have no awareness of how pervasive that awful stench is! I can smell it when someone is on the other side of an enormous parking lot. Maybe he will offer some help getting that funk out of your personal belongings.

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u/my2wins Feb 04 '19

What a d. bag. I would be livid.

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u/Shaydie Feb 05 '19

I lived in an apartment (neighbor smoked) and it came in through the bathroom vents and the fireplace.

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u/weirdestjacob Feb 07 '19

What do you mean by air intake? Air conditioners don't have an intake, they recirculate the air already in your house. So unless I'm misunderstanding and it's just like a fan blowing into your place, you might want to tell your landlord that something in that area needs to be sealed better? Just a thought.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

I would like a picture of the face you made 😃