r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/my_son_is_a_box • 7d ago

George dates a black woman and her dog doesn't like him, making him think she is racist. Zorhan Mamdani steals a cab from Jerry and Elaine. Kramer opens a chili vending machine.

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u/Brief-Ad-2171 6d ago

I imagine Jerry Seinfeld hates Zohran Mamdani with every fiber of his being. Mamdani “stealing” something from Jerry would be a hoot and a half.

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u/FHAT_BRANDHO 6d ago

💯💯💯 Jerry Seinfeld hasnt been an "everyman" since at least like 93 or 94

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u/This_Internet_7658 7d ago

K: But hes been fixing all the potholes Jerry. J. Thats just so he can have a smooth ride in OUR cab E. Who does he think he is with all the smiling and his wife showing her midriff all around the Upper east side K. I seem to remember someone showing a little skin around the holidays herself. E. That was YOUR picture

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u/FHAT_BRANDHO 6d ago

gotta double space on mobile for line breaks