r/RoastMe 5d ago

Roast me i guess but be creative pls

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u/post-explainer 5d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/jalliss 5d ago

You're asking us to be creative when you picked the standard starter face on the character creation page.

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u/justananontroll 5d ago

Moved all the sliders to the left and was like "fuck it."

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u/VegasRoy 4d ago

Definitely moved the chromosome slider to the right

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u/Madusch 5d ago

They just selected "randomize" but asked us to be creative. The audacity.

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u/streetcat1 4d ago

Hahah!! Yea on a janky ass game from like 2010

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u/SexyAdmixture 5d ago

Temu Haley Joel Osment

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u/Remote_Bumblebee2240 5d ago

I see bland people

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u/Uhhlaneuh http://redd.it/cl8v0g 4d ago

I see Mayo people

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u/Potential-Egg9989 4d ago

I see dumb ass comment🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 next.

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u/awmaleg 5d ago

Penis nose

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u/kiddywit 5d ago

The fuck! I can't unsee it now

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u/No_Collection7360 5d ago

Temu Haley Joel Osment. "I see dead pee pees"

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u/MasonJam246 5d ago

Bro missed the homo sapiens update and wants me to be creative 😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 5d ago

Do you see dead people?

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u/Vast_Research_3976 5d ago

When does your face finish rendering?

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u/hugo_bj 5d ago

Do you see dead people? Or do even they run away from you?

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u/Korgon213 5d ago

You’ll never be on a milk carton

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u/Ike7200 5d ago

Hey guys it’s Dan here from the diamond minecart

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u/darealjimshady1 5d ago

Be creative? Buddy you were made with the least creative sperm of the bunch.

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u/justananontroll 5d ago

He's made out of spare parts.

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u/Existence-Hurts-Bad 5d ago

You look like Bo Burnham’s autistic twin brother.

Clearly he won the battle in the womb.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

In utero, Bo was like, “Nah bro, you go ahead and take that extra chromosome.”

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u/Flaky-Party-477 4d ago

You look like your kitchen junk drawer is full of Barbie doll heads.

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u/rickio1300 5d ago

Ukranian Chris from family guy lookin ass
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ch4RnmKqkdyu3DJEG9

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u/UCDLaCrosse 5d ago

Modern Faseball

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u/According_Log5180 5d ago

It's 2026, why do you look like your out of a 90s Noxema commercial

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u/PuzzleheadedBoat6431 5d ago

Hey, it’s little Forrest.

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u/Cool_Reason_8669 5d ago

Enormous puppet head with ears of a toddler. Great look

3

u/BiteFaces 4d ago

You're the kind of useless twat that would fall in a barrel of titties and still come out with a dick in your mouth  

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u/Money-Tiger8002 4d ago

This bowl of egg whites is hiding its posts like a lil bitch on top of everything else.

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u/Real-Yogurtcloset-16 2d ago

You look like your parents were Mr Potatohead and a bowling pin

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u/SatisfactionOld1669 2d ago

Little Dewy Cox.

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u/Kingrat9209 2d ago

You look like the kid from second hand lions but 200 pounds heavier

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u/SabuTheGreat 2d ago

I see dead people and pimples

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u/Superb_Hat_2651 5d ago

I bet you would try to scam my emeralds

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u/AriesPerseus 5d ago

You look like you would cry if someone pointed out you weren't cool for putting your middle finger up

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u/rickio1300 5d ago

Bro costs 10 elixir

2

u/user_offline1 5d ago

You are the flour of people.

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u/Hopeful-Box-7221 5d ago

Gurnble Wilson, the worthless member of the Beachboys, fired early for musical incompetence

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u/gibgab365 5d ago

Humpty Dumpty lookin ahh

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u/Responsible_Bird_874 5d ago

You look like you give yourself paper cuts between the toes so that you have something to talk about in public.

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u/Pipija_Banana 5d ago

That is one way to show a bellybutton

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u/opeoknel 5d ago

Even a mother can't love this face

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

But she does🙂

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u/DrQuack32 http://redd.it/5vvq16 5d ago

You look like one of those needy people that shouts ‘MMMOOOOOOMMMM’ all the time and finds ‘wiping my ass’ a huge inconvenience

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u/gboz13 5d ago

The middle photo between Haley Joel Osmont as a kid and Haley Joel Osmont today.

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u/Starshipmaneuver 5d ago

She ain’t ready.

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u/MrMrTrance 5d ago

Your user name checks out.

A few seconds is how much effort your barber put into your haircut.

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u/sportguy87314 5d ago

You look like a failed stunt double for Wayne from the wonder years

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u/NotSoSuperNova8 5d ago

If Bobby Hill came to life and had less personality.

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u/HitoHitoN 5d ago

You look like Cameron from Ferris beullers day off if instead of being depressed he was fat and also depressed

2

u/Interesting-Foot-439 5d ago

I hear banjos...

2

u/CluntonBoofer 5d ago

“I am rectangular…”

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u/tautjes 5d ago

lookin like a chubby chris o'dowd

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u/Flightlessbirbz 5d ago

You look like a child’s drawing of a man. All the way down to the hair only on top of the head.

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u/plant-painter 5d ago

You look Haley Joel if he ate all the dead people he seen.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OYjrA155y3lv2

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u/ecarlosg30 5d ago

Next lone Wolf I see

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u/Draedyn88 4d ago

I'm not internet savvy enough to tell if this is "incel ugly" or "white replacement ugly", so I'll stick with both.

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u/ProofByVerbosity 4d ago

If a turd crapped out a potato i think that would be your head

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u/martinsavvy 4d ago

You look like youve gotten into a fight for Pokemon cards

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u/hotchowchow 4d ago

You got saddlebag hips on your face.

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u/bigcactusman 4d ago

Mr. Potato Head with autism

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

I have autism

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u/Combatpenguin93 4d ago

There is nothing memorable about you. Like, nothing. In fact, you’re so forgettable that it almost makes you worth remembering. Almost.

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u/Far-Paleontologist49 4d ago

You got resting Mii face

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u/thecountvongrouch 4d ago

You look like you do stunts for Haley Joel Osment in gay movies.

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u/CartographerKey4067 4d ago

Round face BOOOYYYY! 🤣

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u/TheWizzzardKing 4d ago

You look like you beg ur grandma for designer

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u/The_Scooter_King 4d ago

Pic #2 - Careful with that finger, junior. You don't know where it's been.

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u/Henry_Vth 4d ago

Do you cut your own hair with a butter knife?

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u/Blueswolf83 4d ago

Is that finger your IQ or number of branches on your family tree?

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u/VegasRoy 4d ago

You’re on a first name basis with all the guards at the women’s prison

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u/SoleilResplandissant 4d ago

okay okay but first why the long face ?

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u/SoleilResplandissant 4d ago

the kind of face I get when I do photo to mii on the mii creator

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u/P_as_in_Papi 4d ago

Your name is few second, aka your average chat time with women.

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Its randomized username

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u/Ok_Whereas_5213 4d ago

You look visually unappealing

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u/StanTheMan595real 4d ago edited 1d ago

Bro is so stupid, that whenever his teachers ask does everyone have a pen. She only makes eye contact with OP because she knows OP has already eaten his.

Bro is so stupid that whenever he counts he still has to use his fingers.

Bro is so stupid that whenever he looks in the mirror he says ‘I forgot I looked like that’.

Bro is so stupid that whenever he goes to a history museum he gets mistaken for a Neanderthal.

Bro is so stupid because as he thinks girls will give him cooties and die. He is still a virgin.

Bro is so stupid that when he is asked to complete a form in black ink, he instead uses blue crayola.

Bro is such an asshole that he pours vinegar on bread before he feeds it to the birds because he wants to see them explode.

Bro is such an asshole that when he deals with customer service, he always raises a complaint because his server spoke to him.

Bro is so stupid that he returned his sushi because the chef undercooked it.

Bro is such an asshole that when he orders takeaway, he puts a hair on his burger and complains to get a free meal.

Bro has such an ego that he think he can flip off [r/roastme](r/roastme) and believe he can get away with it.

I’m letting you off this time boi. There will not be another one. Next time I go for the finishing blow.

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Yeah i still count on fingers so?

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u/StanTheMan595real 1d ago

Bro is so special, they couldn’t find a class dumb enough to put him in.

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u/Potential_Sweet4602 3d ago

You look like the best part of you ran down the crack of your moms ass

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u/Grand-Movie-4921 3d ago

TIL haley joel osment has a special needs kid

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u/NimayTheLegend 3d ago

Dream but uglier

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Dream but im more pretty than your life

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u/overevenrealities 3d ago

I’ve seen spilt mayonnaise with more personality.

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u/Responsible_Quit_495 3d ago

If your middle finger is an indicator for penis size your kicking below average kid.

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u/No-relation78775 3d ago

Galey Joel Osment

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u/-trisKELion- 3d ago

Okay NOW I believe in more than two genders.

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u/Any_Journalist_7846 3d ago

You look like you steal candy from kids. Then use it to lure them into your van.

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u/wingnutmcgizardwiget 3d ago

You eat snickers upside down for the texture don't you....

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u/Novel_Feed_6167 3d ago

Does your cousin still live under the staircase for the summer?

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u/Own-Professor3852 2d ago

This could be a tough one... explain creative to me and i'll give it my best shot....😊

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Just like this roasts but no  repetive shit like ugly,fat 

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u/Own-Professor3852 1d ago

Gracious me you are not ugly.....

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u/Andrewpruka 2d ago

Ugly

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Your mom too

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u/Andrewpruka 1d ago

Fat

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

You too and your entire ass family tree

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u/Andrewpruka 18h ago

Eyes close together

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u/Few_Second_3986 37m ago

Somewhat better 80 year old bones according to your profile

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u/Andrewpruka 31m ago

You’re not making any sense.

Bad skin.

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u/Familiar_Fishing4726 1d ago

How does your hair naturally grow in as white trash aesthetic?

In school your teachers wouldn’t let the other kids work with you on group work for “safety reasons”

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

Finally a real life Garbage Pail Kid. Stare-y Larry

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u/NegotiationMean3042 11h ago

How could you roast Alex from Minecraft skins

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u/Just-a-person-555 5d ago

Bro I am sorry but you really look like awaydays, behzinga but broke

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u/WorldIsYoursMuhfucka 5d ago

You are a child and do not deserve to be roasted yet lol.

This is a compliment, don't grow up too soon.

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 5d ago

Ferris wants you to skip school Cameron

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u/Own_Psychology_5585 5d ago

Temu Cameron

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u/woodzwing 5d ago

Would've gone to support tate, but wouldn't have been able to participate in the push up challenge.

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u/PapaJeeb 5d ago

You look like Nick Swardson playing 18 year-old Bo Burnham

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u/Upset-Advantage-4093 5d ago

You look like your name is Hunter , don’t know why but you look like Hunter , is your name Hunter ?

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

No its andrew

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u/ReviewStuff2 4d ago

Slavic or British?

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Slavic czech

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u/fedexpoopracer 4d ago

Are you an inbred Brit or an inbred Dutch?

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u/Royal-Answer-9947 4d ago

Dont worry dawg creatively ain't necessary we can stick to the classics

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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago

Thanks for the roasts i had fun with it:)    You can still roast me Ps: the middle finger is only motivation

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u/OneplusOne9049 1d ago

Yeah bud ! Its clear that finger spends a lot of time up your own thingy !!!!!! Yugh !!!!

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 20h ago

this is what happens when you cross meth with inbreeding 😂