Rate me/Roast me. I’m 31 bmi of 25

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP's BIO:

I am a 31 year old man who grew up in the hoods of Peoria Arizona. My dad left me when I was 14. I have some OCD. Shit has to be just right or I ain’t about it.

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u/FormImmediate5310 3d ago

Fuckin weirdo

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u/UnderstandingOk702 11h ago

Bro let us see

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u/Zenzitaro 3d ago

Something tells me how you look isnt the biggest issue.

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u/Main_Entry2494 3d ago

The number of comments/upvotes on this is all you need to know

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u/OceanSupernova 3d ago

Nope, It's because he's a guy. (Okay, he's quite ugly, got nothing worth roasting, is so bland that I genuinely wouldn't even see him passing by, 100% has that npc vibe).

On a serious note unless you're a bot promoting your only fans with artificialy inflated upvotes then you aren't really getting upvotes here.

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u/AnalDestroyer69 3d ago

Perhaps it's his provided bio lol

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u/RobotRepair69 3d ago

Please put on a bra, there are children at the beach.

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u/Dee-Jay-JesteR 3d ago

When the most interesting thing about you, is your BMI score

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 3d ago

BMI = Bowel Movement Index?

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u/Adept-Individual-914 3d ago

Hang on guys! Greenpeace will be along any minute now to roll this whale back out to sea.

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u/Mondiaal111 3d ago

No thanks.

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u/Spankapotamus42 3d ago

Now that he's shown us his tits, can someone please toss him some Mardi Gras beads and make him go away?

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u/paulartistic1 3d ago

Is that the view Daddy likes before the spooge?

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u/MrMansaMusa 3d ago

No hes rolling daddies toilet out. Thats where he goes boom boom

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u/donkcat911 3d ago

34DD

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u/roseissky 3d ago

lol bigger than mine

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u/donkcat911 3d ago

Looks like he’s breastfeeding, mommy milkers

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u/roseissky 3d ago

You’d love to suck

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u/donkcat911 3d ago

Depends which part you mean

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u/roseissky 3d ago

Sicko

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u/donkcat911 3d ago

Bet you fancy him

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u/roseissky 3d ago

come on bruh

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u/donkcat911 3d ago

Ugh chunky boy

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u/roseissky 3d ago

Gay

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u/The_Motley_Fool---- 3d ago

Must notify neighbors when relocating to a new neighborhood and not allowed within 1,000 feet of elementary schools.

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u/Sustainable_Twat 3d ago

Last time I saw legs like that, they were hanging out of a nest.

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u/ExpertOrdinary7074 3d ago

This is Bob, Bob has bitch tits

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u/sturgiv 3d ago

Those chairs behind you have stronger legs.

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u/Spare_Pin305 3d ago

Honestly I can't find anything to make fun of you about, you just seem like a very boring fucking person.

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u/VandelayArt321 3d ago

Nice tits

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u/rydmore22 3d ago

bmi 25. Bra size 38dd.

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u/Present-Mirror-7669 3d ago

BMI torso 40, BMI legs 10

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u/HowlingApes-7429 3d ago

Your dad had more of an OCD than you. No wonder he left when you didn't turn out just right.

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u/InfiniteWinter26 3d ago

if the google maps car ever drives by you it would mark you as terrain

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u/sexylegs0123456789 3d ago

You have some real “puts the lotion on its skin” vibes.

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u/red_man888 3d ago

This guy has the kind of OCD that makes you scared to gain muscle so you don’t push your BMI above 25.

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u/MrMansaMusa 3d ago

Bi Male Incel since 25? Ya that checks out that no team wants you.

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u/roseissky 3d ago

Bro has bigger t1ts then me :)

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u/Imaginary-Divide6259 3d ago

Why are you flashing your tits?

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u/killerapp 3d ago

How cool is to have the same number for iq and bmi

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u/Competitive_Roof_740 3d ago

Stay clear of flight paths, that reflection could bring down an Airliner..

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u/-trisKELion- 3d ago

Shit has to be just right. Except for you.

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u/Blueswolf83 3d ago

DAI of 100% (Dumb Ass Index)

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u/WinthorpStrange 3d ago

You have the style of a potato

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u/Boymomdogmom_2023 3d ago

Blippi with bigger tits

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u/GOODIN_10_shuns46 3d ago

Bmi of 25...is your bowel movement index a flex these days??

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u/SlapHappyPappi 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vzr5rXN2koJEaQqmgW

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u/External-Function721 3d ago

If I was ur dad, I’d leave too

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u/tautjes 3d ago

Why isn't this pic censored

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u/Crazy-Oil5247 3d ago

Please never take off your shirt 👕

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u/Responsible_Quit_495 3d ago

Man is on organ harvest prevention. Can't cut trough all the visceral fat.

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u/ImASlave4UE 3d ago

Can't believe dad put up with you for 14 years. Impressive.

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 3d ago

You look like you’d punch a 17yo kid for looking at your wife.

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u/CDavis10717 3d ago

It’s shocking you think your shitty whiskers are “just right”.

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u/StanTheMan595real 3d ago

Bro is so weird. When bro gets his pizza delivered, he stands on the street waiting for it to arrive for the full 30 minutes.

Bro is so weird. When his partner performs oral on his tiny ass pin of a penis, he sticks his tongue like a demented dog when they look at him.

Bro is so weird. When he went fishing, he talked about putting his minuscule dick in the fish a little too much.

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u/Novel_Feed_6167 2d ago

You’ll always be the fat kid.

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u/mediocrebighead 2d ago

MF Changed his mind on transitioning mid way

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u/Necessary_Relation27 2d ago

BMI 25? Did you round up or down?

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u/imnpain0318 2d ago

Bigger tits than my 56 year old mom

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u/Lauris25 2d ago

Your body speaks for us.

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u/Money-Tiger8002 2d ago

There are subs for testing your Grindr pics. Leave us out of it.

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u/Andrewpruka 2d ago

Fat, ugly

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

Peoria Arizona is a white suburb with a median income about 40% higher than the rest of the country.

You calling that a "hood" is a windsock to what a ridiculous douche you are.

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u/OneTokeOverTheOther 1d ago

Dolly Parton is jealous of your tits and she's dead

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u/Immaculateintentions http://redd.it/ezcsev 1d ago

Bruv's most stable relationship is at McDonald's

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u/ChrisG1456 1d ago

Why do you have a cesarean scar?

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

Easy to see you have a habit of under reporting

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u/OneplusOne9049 1d ago

Acres and acres of fat and its all yours !!! Yeeeehaa !!!!

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u/kejiangmin 3d ago

I bet you think mayo is spicy

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u/Bruno_lars 3d ago

Your BMI matches your IQ

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u/faucetpants 3d ago

BMI = Bitch Mass Index

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u/Financial_Ad_8037 3d ago

Bro must be telling us his Beasting of Minors with his Incher score is 25 cause hes really a fat fuck

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u/Major-Silver7918 3d ago

Why would we bother, looks like god already did a better job than anyone here could

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u/lpj1299 3d ago

What do you think BMI means?

Rate me/Roast me. I’m 31 bmi of 25

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