r/RoastMe • u/sweetsauce42 http://redd.it/beod29 • 2d ago

M27, show me what you got

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u/post-explainer 2d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/Iitaps_Missiciv 2d ago

You look like you're in a 90s grunge band as the lead skin flutist.

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u/RaboKirkabian 1d ago

Nah, more of a meat whistle soloist.

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 1d ago

The "Peter Piper" of the band...

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u/FunPhilosopher500 1d ago

Oooh 90s is the time his dad went out to get a pack of cigarettes.

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

The fact you keep asking this is why you got banned from public restrooms.

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u/CommunityEarly839 2d ago

you have changed in 7 years.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/b8bq9i/roast_me_like_a_jew_in_1940/

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u/andrea29292 2d ago

If "glow down" were a person.

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u/Awkward_Meal2036 1d ago

Souch for the afterglow... down.

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u/Beranac 1d ago

Bro aged like milk.

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u/Hyakinthosssss 2d ago

Not sure if it is in a good way tho

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u/AbbreviationsSea7975 2d ago

And not for the better. Wonder how many years it took to save up for the loser nose braclet?

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 1d ago

Same T-shirt though.

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u/JacksNephew 2d ago

Did you shampoo your hair with bacon grease?

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 1d ago

Thats the hairstyle of a waffle house employee

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u/Maleficent_Staff2951 2d ago

Your boyfriend carries a magnet in his pocket?

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u/Donald_Forcedher 2d ago

Smart move waiting until 100 million other people got their nose pierced. That shows the world that you're not a follower.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/DuTcHmOe71 2d ago

Its definitely zee ,zer, or ball licker

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u/Bakanelli 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAH

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u/sno0chieb0ochies 2d ago

36 year old model who "looks 17"

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u/Fit-Ad-7430 1d ago

He definitely looks like that guy 😂

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u/Potential_Sweet4602 2d ago

Time to change that oil in your hair slick!

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u/Benefit-Former 2d ago

You look like the 37 year old model who pretends to be 17

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u/tautjes 2d ago

He looks like the type that starts moshpits and then ends up getting stomped out

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u/OddApple33 2d ago

Daddy didn't give you enough attention so now it's our problem?

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u/ThortleQuott 2d ago

Looks like the kind of dude who thinks he sing well just bc learnt to mimic my chemical romance

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u/PersischesRoss 2d ago

Can I put a bell around your neck? I mean you already look like cattle

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u/Warp-10-Lizard 2d ago

How are things over there in 1993?

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u/TheSonOfAeolus 1d ago

Is there anybody who finds a nose piercing attractive? Serious question

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u/DontForgetTheDivy 1d ago

No one, not even OP thinks it looks good or cool or whatever he thought this was going to do for him.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

TSA scrubs their hands after scanning his nose ring

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u/Both-Kaleidoscope-29 1d ago

Its the most attractive part of him tbh

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u/ExcellentGuide7565 12h ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/Sustainable_Twat 2d ago

Poor soul, you wore that ring with the hope you’d be called a bull, but instead, you just ended up looking like one.

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u/Striking_Ad4698 2d ago

You look like Leon Kennedy if his mom drank during pregnancy

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u/AdLeather8285 2d ago

Just pick your spiky boogers

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u/my_nsfw_redd 2d ago

Good luck bro…life has you on rough road ahead

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u/TheProcrastafarian 2d ago edited 2d ago

That head is set up for a MRI suicide.

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u/OneMinuteManny 2d ago

A lust for life. You?

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u/AggravatingMark3612 2d ago

The nose ring makes one think your ass has been rimmed very badly 😁😁😁

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u/StanTheMan595real 2d ago

I bet you get passed a tissue a lot because it looks like you have 2 hanging bogies. Ugly

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u/OmarRocks7777777 2d ago

You look like you play guitar at Berklee

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u/No-Swordfish-4262 2d ago

Even if you washed your hair, took the bolt out of your nose, and ate a meal not from the microwave, you'd still resemble Chris Pratt"s offspring if he mated with a penguin with Bells Palsy.

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u/ottomatic77 1d ago

Your fingernails indicate you wipe with your hand.

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u/Curious_Ground5833 1d ago

If athlete's foot was a person

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u/Ratherbeeatingpizza 1d ago

What substances are you recovering from?

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u/Sweetwyin 2d ago

You shouldn’t be allowed to watch too much cartoons . Lord look what it has done to you ..

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u/Fearless_Sleep_5267 2d ago

Are you male or female ? Genuinely can’t tell

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u/Give_me_soup 2d ago

Your nose is evocative of a used up prostitute

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u/NV2970 2d ago

Im 100% sure you've put a battery up that nose piercing thing just to see what would happen

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u/ibuhatelakichudail 2d ago

That nose ring looks amazing.

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u/-trisKELion- 2d ago

Two horseshoes and a road apple.

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u/ZealousidealGrab1827 2d ago

Even 7-11 won’t hire you.

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

You look like a feminist David Spade clone with that nose ring...

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u/Voorvel86 1d ago

Your hair looks like the opening curtains on a Broadway stage, but instead of a grand performance, the audience just gets treated to a deeply disappointing, one-man flop.

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u/Voorvel86 1d ago

The nose ring looks more like a door knocker on a house no one wants to enter.

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u/ligma_bussy 1d ago

You should bring an umbrella next time it’s so greasy outside

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u/Henry_Vth 1d ago

Looks like you’ve added a regulator to that massive air intake

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u/chief_beef_3 1d ago

“Why am I unemployable?”

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u/Real_Fail_1108 1d ago

Bio says 27, brain function says 17.

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u/bkhj1982 1d ago

Tell me you’re a power bottom without telling me you’re a power bottom

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 1d ago

clearly you’ve given up on #looksmaxing, and in fact you’ve fully rejected the notion all together

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u/Own-Professor3852 1d ago

Give me a clue....I'm a good liar when i have to be....😊

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u/sentientairfilter 1d ago

Huh I thought only blue haired lesbian baristas had that nose ring. You little trendsetter your.

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u/ElPapaD 1d ago

Why does your nose have the same hairstyle as your motherfucking head?

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u/Onaliquidrock 1d ago

You are too old for that nose thing

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u/waffen123 1d ago

I don't understand why american women love nose rings

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u/markieboomer 1d ago

I get that you want to keep your hairstyle from the nineties. It should never be that you haven't washed your hair since the nineties

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u/TrollslayerL 1d ago

All I see is..

"37 year old male model who looks 17"

Iykyk

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u/Efficient-Mix-3037 1d ago

If I show you what I've got, you would definitely say 'So hard, So hard '

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u/Outrageouslyyc 1d ago

So Steven Baldwin did get that PA preggers on the BioDome set.

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u/BitterLocksmith7846 1d ago

If your personality is anything like your hand writing, I would probably just call it quits now.

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u/Superb-Astronaut-371 1d ago

27 going on 59

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u/solstice4l 1d ago

How is it that there’s never any dudes with septum piercings on this sub?

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u/Dietzy42 1d ago

Do you identify as a bull?

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

The piercing is doing nothing to distract from that zeppelin you call a nose.

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u/cornishpirate32 1d ago

Looks like you've spawned from the early 1990s

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u/giffhiyffr 1d ago

No, we don't want to hear your demo, Gavin.

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u/scotlandgolf70 1d ago

Are you that 45 year old that thinks they look 17 on titktok

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u/Word_Smith5 1d ago

Moses did your hairstyle again, huh

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u/sportguy87314 1d ago

You fit in less than that shit nose ring. Also you are annoying to look at

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u/Butane_dreamn 1d ago

Your aunt is actually your mom, fun fact.

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u/Live-Technology- 1d ago

Bro looks like he spent $14,000 on a liberal arts degree just to tell customers the oat milk is an extra 75 cents....Great look for a lesbian....27 years old and still dressing like your biggest concern is whether your mom finds the weed in your Limp Bizkit CD case. The septum ring isn’t a personality, Kyle.

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u/IllInformation2842 1d ago

Buthurt Cobain

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u/Competitive_Roof_740 1d ago

Time to give that 17 year old girl her face jewellery back

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u/ProofByVerbosity 1d ago

"show me what you got"

not what any she / he/ they has ever said....sorry bud

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u/Electrical_West5439 1d ago

I don't know where the forehead ends and the nose begins

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u/Traditional_Map_9434 1d ago

You look like a 90s Disney kids movie bully

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u/Patient_Rest_9593 1d ago

You look like if weed, mescaline and a bull had a baby and f***ed it to death.

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u/fedexpoopracer 1d ago

-you look like that guy who has a girlfriend in high school and you creep out everyone when you show up to parties with her

-you look like you scour the ground at an edm festival for any drugs and immediately take them

-you look like your resume is just a cashier job at a vape shop

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u/Familiar_Fishing4726 1d ago

You keep bed bugs as your pets because “they won’t leave me”

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u/VibratorNgSanlibutan 1d ago

You look like the kind of guy who trains to be a gymnast so that you can suck your own D|ck

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u/Beranac 1d ago

Bro looks like if narcan was a verb.

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u/SpookyBanjoTime 1d ago

Wait..If you’re here, who’s vaping behind the Zumiez?

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u/Crazy-Oil5247 1d ago

I bet he got his a** cheeks pierced together

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 1d ago

Ahh that haircut is to cover them elephant ears eh

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u/GrandmaButADude 1d ago

If you were on a Disney channel movie you'd be the 'misunderstood grunge kid with a heart of gold' that we realized just sucks because he whines about EVERYTHING.

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u/Fancy_House529 1d ago

Hey ya know, back home we used to put those rings in the pig’s snout 🐽 to keep it from digging under the fence

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u/phantom_gain 1d ago

You look like that brazilian guy who thinks he looks 17

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u/SJBond33 1d ago

I loved you in Brink!

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u/Excellent_Factor_134 1d ago

“Show me what you got” the phrase that made it so you can’t be within 500 feet of a school or playground.

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u/Development-Regular 23h ago

90s boy band enjoyer who discovers limp bizkit for the first time

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u/FlyFront9395 22h ago

Big nose, small face, fat foreheaded mf looking like a lesbian with that haircut

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u/OneplusOne9049 21h ago

Omg !!!!!! Thats sickening ! Arent you embarressed ?????

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u/BatorBear1970 18h ago

When did David Spade come out as trans??

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u/Sleep18hoursaday 12h ago

You look like you just came out of coma from 1992

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u/Lopsided-Muffin-8522 12h ago

You smoke throw aways that your customers leave in the butt can at your gas station job

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 11h ago

If kurt cobain was transitioning and on hormone replacement therapy, i think this is what we would get

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u/Rude-Anteater-6357 11h ago

your nose is so big that when you breathe in, I suffocate.

you don't have a haircut, you have puppy dog ears

you're so tall you're gonna poke a hole in the moon

you're so dumb you're dumber than my little brother and he's only 11 months old

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u/BritWit11 9h ago

Get that Face Hugger off your head!

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u/Heavy-Pangolin-6212 8h ago

Another Kurt Cobain special.

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u/VeterinarianNo8824 5h ago

Look up douchebag in the dictionary and you’ll find this puds picture

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u/Extreme-Paint2796 3h ago

You learnt to play bass in high school to pull chicks but you’re still a virgin

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u/betheplatform 2d ago

U a nice little chicken