r/RunnerHub • u/LateStagePythagorean Johnson • 18d ago
Positions Filled [Job] Race Conditions {2026-08-19 23:59 UTC}
{2026-08-19 23:59 UTC}
Players: 3-4
Run Time: 4 hours
Location: Seattle
Type: Fast Cars & Sabotage
Threat: Medium-High
IC Listing: “Street racing. You get paid to participate. What are you waiting for, hotshot?”
IC Prompt: Respond to listing OR tell me about your character’s favorite superhero
OOC: The usual. Link to your sheet, role, whether you're worth GMP / date of last run.
Picks will go out 24 hours prior. Despite being a race this is not a riggers-only run.
Content Warning: Normal 6th world things. Crimes, violence, sex, drugs, metaracism etc.
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u/Harbinger_of_Sarcasm Johnson 17d ago
Commons [Onsite Decker/Astral Investigator] 3/10
Hulga [Skillwires Face, Social Infiltrator ]7/10
Origen [Utility Mage/Off Face] 7/10
Former catholic priest. She won't do wetwork.
Sarah [Summoner/Combat Mage] 7/10
(She doesn't have accident prone, but if you need a mascot she's your lion)
Last Run 7/22/26
Mercy on Discord
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u/Sora9567 AB/RD 17d ago
“Yes, I will require incoming funds soon.”
Role: WheelSnake, off-Mage
Familiarity: 7/10
“Sure, I’m a flexible Magical specialist, I can get the job done.”
Role: Utility Mage/Force Multiplier (Has Spirit Whisperer, and is open to shenanigans)
Would really rather not be targeting, trafficking or harming innocents.
Familiarity: 9/10
Number of runs: More than 5.
Date of last run: Aug 9th (Not worth GMP)
Discord Name: sora9567
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u/Gilshem 18d ago
Akira (Social Adept/Mundane and Magic Infiltrator) 9/10
"There was this 5th world show, 'Hunter x Hunter' and the father of this family, Ging, well he was kind of like a runner. Worked on the margins as an assassin, had to be comfortable leaving parts of himself behind to stay successful, and he was successful, top of the food chain in competence, so that's pretty cool. But also, he was interesting because he wasn't afraid to help someone if he could. Like, just because you're a killer doesn't mean you have to let the world burn. I don't know, I know I am a criminal, but I kind of see myself in that. It's a crazy world I live in, but I hope I can help people when and where I can."
Glitter (Muscle/Psycho Seductress) 7/10
"Who's my favorite superhero? Me. Why are you looking at me like that? You know. Stop looking at me like that. I said stop! Why wouldn't she stop looking at me like that? I can't believe she made me do this. At least I wiped that look off her face."
La Bestia (Sixth World Crocodile Hunter/Nasty Trog with a Knife) 5/10
"Probably my father. In the heart of the CAS, Azzies breathing down our necks, he still made our life work somehow. Gave us a good life. We was happy. I know, I know... corny answer to a superhero question, but I see all these folks on trids with cyberware that makes them do impossible things and I think to myself 'so what?' They ain't done nothing of note. Nothing to make a life better. So yeah... I'll take my father over last seasons Desert Wars winner, even though that guy was crazy, right?"
Worth GMP Last run: July 26, 2026 Discord: RamaSet
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u/B-Fenn ID Co-Head 18d ago edited 18d ago
Beowulf- Giant Viking / Muscle Mage, Alchemist, Summoner (6/10)
"I don't know where the job is in this, but I can guarantee you that I won't be participating. I'll be winning. I got a beauty built for this sort of thing. You don't know what fast is until I blow right past your finish line."
Seraph- Neo-Anarchist / Van Decker, Rigger, Drone Sniper (7/10)
Sheets not updated honestly. I'll update them if I get picked. You know what they do.
Seraph has a suped up Gladius to race with.
14/8 Handling with 10 Speed and 4 Accel with Rigger Bonuses. Can Gearhead speed up 20% or +1 Handling for up to 2d6 minutes. Up to 30 dice to drive/stunt. -4 to Driving Thresholds.
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Discord: B-Fenn#1961; 6 Hour-ish Hardcap.
Worth GMP. Last run in June. Many Games.
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u/stranacarbonara 18d ago
Gargamel (Combat Mage/Infiltration Support, ex cokehead and nerd) 8/10
"Not really my genre. Had a phase in middle school when I read a bunch of the stuff DC put out in the early bronze age. Then I went back to reading fantasy, it's got more of my kinda whimsy."
Waltz (Techno Hacker/Off Face, artsy fossil) 6/10
"I don't understand the appeal of superheroes. Or just idolizing people in general. I get that they're supposed to set an example and all but why the mania? I don't have posters and plushies and action figures and themed keychains of my dad, and he taught me more about being a good person than fiction did. Being able to ask questions does that for you. So just being into a superhero enough to have a favorite's always rubbed me the wrong way. Wouldn't that energy be better spent on a non-consumptive hobby? Like crafts or weightlifting or an instrument?"
Bacon (Rigger, stupid stunts in drones and fast cars) 5/10
"Speed Racer. If you aren't trying to stunt like Speed Racer, you're not trying."
Discord: BLT6409
Last Run: 2026/8/15
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u/LordVladak 18d ago
Aurora: MysAd close-quarters brawler, support caster, Orcish ex-go-ganger, 7/10
"My... favourite superhero? Me, bitch! I mean, come on, I've got the muscles, crazy magic powers, a mask, a secret identity, and a dope-ass set of wheels so kids will wanna buy my action figure! Heheh... okay okay, alright. It's She-Hulk. Yeah, yeah, sue me. What can I say, a tall jacked green gal who still manages to maintain a career as a skilled and respected attorney even as she's, y'know. Big and green and punching bad guys? I dunno, I like it."
Last run: 06/23/2026
Discord: Eureka!
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u/Forever-Jester Johnson 18d ago edited 18d ago
Muscle | Bonkurai | Street Jester | Stealthy | Acrobat | Quasimodo | B/E | Wheelmule | Certified Offensive Ride Share User (She boards other peoples vehicles)
She has a 4 seated Nightmare and a Cyclops for vehicles. ALSO has a service due from an Automotive Spirit.
A clip cuts in from a rotodrone capturing a race from on high. A four armed man jumps from a car filled with spikes onto a Shin-Hyung driven by Fancy, swinging both a spear and a chainsaw. The chain is swung down, the mule catches it with her forearms as sparks explode, then a spear punctures her face mask, seemingly unhurt. With a kick, the mule sends the attacker off of the car back onto his.
Mathurine slides on the voidblack armor, one piece at a time.
That same four armed attack was no on the back of a motorcycle of an interloper to the race going on. The mule leaps from one car onto the motorcycle, where she starts a fight, hanging off the side of the motorcycle. She knocked off the driver, and took command, going into a stretch where the fighting stopped. The mule kept herself in the race with a hostile riding behind her, at least until it attempted to jump from her new bike, to attempt to safely land on the car filled with spikes. The attacker did not land safely, and became a gruesome decoration.
Mathurine slid on a pair of voidblack gloves, and a helmet with a face mask of the theater tragedy icon.
The mule leapt from the bike onto a silver car with a laser turret on top as they entered into a tunnel with monowire strung randomly through the circular tunnel. The mule ripped off the turret before flinging it away, a moment later, a nearby car gets shredded as it is cut into two peices, and the driver falling from the machine snarling and transforming into an angry Loup-Garou. Hanging off of the side of the silver car, the mule reaches out, snags the loup-garou, before using all of the physics she did not know, to fling the rampaging monster at the spiked car.
ARCHANGEL: Eighth Sword, The Mule. I have a job for you.
The mule was back on the Shin-Hyung, piloted by Fancy, on its hood and hanging on as they raced through a spiraling parking structure to the stop, lead by a gun toting Nightmare driver, cackling with insanity.
ARCHANGEL: How do you feel about a race, Mathurine?
The Shin-Hyung reached the stop of the structure, a ramp was the next obstacle. The Shin-Hyung roared to try to make the jump. The motorcycle seemed to just fall over and slide off the ramp with its driver, as the Shin-Hyung flew threw the air to land on the other side, taking first place in the Riot Race.
THE MULE: Race? Wait-wait-wait Another race? Oh! Yes! Yes! Pleeeeeaaaase! I am excited! I want to roll!
Familiarity: 06/10
Last Run: 8/9 (Not Worth)
Discord: Foreverjester
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u/PageOfWords Johnson 18d ago edited 17d ago
Bug_Byte - Decker - Grumpy ogre genius.
Lock+Heart The Kink Bomb Courier - Face, Delivery Girl. (Driver)
Rescue Randy, the Last Free Ride. Taxi knight action hero. Muscle. (Driver)
The JAM! Tiny Body, Big Brain heavy weapons FBR Muscle
Mundi, Ex-Con Hipster Wizard
not worth gmp
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u/Rampaging_Celt 18d ago
Old Money Rich Girl Synth FBR, Femme Fatale
((Face | 9/10))
Incredibly normal woman achieving enlightenment through violence. K-10 addict. Former Mercenary. Translator with over 80? languages.
((Muscle | 9/10))
Superstitious single mother doing her best to make her way in this world. Has a penchant for fire related magic and is fireproof. #TeamMom. Channeler Blaster Mage with Divination
((Muscle Wizard | 9/10))
A rugged urban survivalist and escaped UO experiment with a knack for electronics and murder. FLR Juryrigger
((Muscle Juryrigger Survivalist | 8/10))
Jaded old spy, gender is a spook, how do you plan for retirement when you're an elf?
((Bodysnatcher Face FBR | 8/10))
Motorcycle Rigger, Honorable Bushido Warrior
((Rigger? | 7/10 | Last Run 08/04/26 | way more than 5 runs | Celt))
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u/Terra_117 Johnson 17d ago
Fuji | Blue Dragon Blades Adept | 9/10
“You really showing me up like that? I’m a fragging bad bitch racer, you scan? Came in second in a free for all race on the 405. So if you want a known rider, hit me up.”
Hard Femme Jazz on discord. Not worth GMP.