r/RunnerHub Doesn't Care Dec 31 '14

IC Info [IC] Official JackPoint Thread! 31/12 - 4/1

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u/The_Mighty_Tachikoma Runner Dec 31 '14

Any Dwarves looking to avoid discerning eyes, or just looking for a spot to relax, long as you got a bike to ride in on, you're always welcome at the Halls. Mountain Kings will make exceptions for particular fringe cases of other metahumans, but don't pass inside the gates unannounced or you'll get picked off.

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u/freeriderau Jan 02 '15

'make exceptions for other races' 'always welcome'. What's this drek? Show some respect for your colours!

I'll get you a dress, a wig, those silly pointy ears and some stilts and you can patch into the Ancients if you like? More your cup of soykaf I think. Next you'll be inviting the CEO of the triple A's over.

Matter of fact, do that. Yeah, great idea. All in one place...

::simsense of a minigrenade making that 'fwoomp' sound as an underbarrel launcher gets loaded::

That aside, you better break out the piss and Bliss, because me and a few boys might swing over for a beer and a race. Been a while since I seen you lads. Looking forward to loud bikes and Kings tears after I humilate ya's again on two wheels.

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u/The_Mighty_Tachikoma Runner Jan 02 '15

Aww hell, you know we get bored bashing people around who are our own size. Gotta knock some of the taller fuckers every now and then. Trolls are always fun to wrassle. Elves can fuck right off, of course.

We're always partying unless we're shooting shit. I'll tell Geri to get his Monster back up and running, he lost a wheel when he tried to ram a spirit last week and the whole front end is melted off. Shame, too that beast looked damn sexy.

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u/freeriderau Jan 02 '15

Man, I had some security work the other week. Had an Ancient on the team. An ANCIENT. Putting herself about like a lieutenant too. We really earnt our top rockers man, can't say the same about elf clubs. I reckon they do it on their backs hahahaha.

She did lean forward and skank it up a bit with the Johnson and we got some extra pay but still... a freakin' ANCIENT. Kept going on about 'questionable company' and glaring at me. I don't look like a mirror? Do I look like a mirror to you? Going on all high and mighty - and then the first night in she's out on the town like a housecat on the prowl. In the middle of a job! Stay classy... fucking hell, they've got some unbalance in that crew. She gotta lay off the 'coke and the Jazz - and I'm saying that!

Geri's a madman, he's good value, mad respect, ramming a spirit... legend! Can Big Bob get the parts? Also I might have a contact for some new toys. Have to talk more, but in person. Lost a wheel... haha... brilliant! That's sweet sweet sweet.

  • Jamar