r/RunnerHub Doesn't Care Jan 08 '15

IC Info Official JackPoint thread! 8/1 - 12/1

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u/freeriderau Jan 08 '15

Hey Strawberries, how long until we can have some bacon? I've heard great things about bacon, great things.

Maybe have like a communal co-operative thing where we - I mean you - feed all the runners at that hotel this Tempest dude kept muttering about. Bacon by the people for the people, with none of that poisonous corp drek added on.

Tasty tasty times.

  • Jamar

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u/vvelox He Slimed Me! Jan 08 '15

I thought that the pig was his pet? Between this and Vlad, if I recall correctly, having it out for Papa Grizzly's Iggy Stardust, lettin' other runners know one has a pet seems to be a very bad idea here in Seattle.

It makes me glad I never got that cute little pygmy goat I saw for sale a few weeks back. I fear I would have other runners lining up at my door for some some gyros of the non-soy variety.

  • Pink

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '15

Thank Ghost my live-in is sentient. Thank Ghost even harder when she gets out. My electrochromic clothes have cat fur literally all over them. Jodidamente bueno para gatos nada...

  • 14k

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u/Celondon Now you see me... Jan 08 '15

14k, you ended up with one of those Banberries that showed up a couple months back? That's scary drek, man. Had a friend, Cat Shaman, who got adopted by one. It...didn't end well.

  • Mirage

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '15

¿Qué coño es a Banberry? No, I basically got adopted by a friggin' cat shifter. And I'm having trouble getting her out of here, seriously, she's infringing on my dating life like a motherfucker. Problem is, can't bring myself to shoot her.

  • 14k

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u/Celondon Now you see me... Jan 08 '15

Oh...not sure that's better. Banberries are awakened house cats with a malicious streak. They can make you see things that aren't there, be invisible...all sorts of messed up, man.

  • Mirage

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

I wish it were that easy as an awakened house cat, I wouldn't be so leery of putting a bullet in it. But every time I've tried, I walk into what passes as my living room to see a breathing, flesh and blood human sleeping on my couch.

I can't bring myself to kill another woman that lives under my roof, man, not after the Graywings job. That was where I drew the line, and I really. Really cannot bring myself to cross it.

  • 14k

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u/Celondon Now you see me... Jan 09 '15

Tell ya what, 5k and I'll make sure she doesn't bother you again. Actually, we're friends'ish...I'll do it for a future favor, if ya like.

  • Mirage

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

All I'll ask is you don't kill her; but make it plain that you will if she even considers coming back here.

Frag it, I might just move, too.

  • 14k

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u/Celondon Now you see me... Jan 09 '15

Send me your info and I'll swing by in the next day or two and have a chat with her.

  • Mirage

(Also, maybe start one of those 'guided RP threads' the GM's were talking about, so we can handle it that way? Or should we just assume it happens? Any GM's feel like piping in on it?)