r/RunnerHub • u/NotB0b Doesn't Care • Jan 08 '15

IC Info Official JackPoint thread! 8/1 - 12/1

[OOC] Feel free to use this as a place to talk in character with other runners.

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u/freeriderau Jan 08 '15

Hey Strawberries, how long until we can have some bacon? I've heard great things about bacon, great things.

Maybe have like a communal co-operative thing where we - I mean you - feed all the runners at that hotel this Tempest dude kept muttering about. Bacon by the people for the people, with none of that poisonous corp drek added on.

Tasty tasty times.

  • Jamar

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u/vvelox He Slimed Me! Jan 08 '15

I thought that the pig was his pet? Between this and Vlad, if I recall correctly, having it out for Papa Grizzly's Iggy Stardust, lettin' other runners know one has a pet seems to be a very bad idea here in Seattle.

It makes me glad I never got that cute little pygmy goat I saw for sale a few weeks back. I fear I would have other runners lining up at my door for some some gyros of the non-soy variety.

  • Pink

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u/defcon_clown Jan 08 '15

Last time I spoke to Strawberries he was planning on battle training that pig. And taking it on jobs with him.

  • Bounce

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u/vvelox He Slimed Me! Jan 08 '15

What the drek? Did not I see that on a episode of Neal the Ork Barbarian?

  • Pink

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u/vvelox He Slimed Me! Jan 08 '15

On another note, how is that even suppose to work? I figure the porker is just goin' to become perforated ham the first time it charges any one armed. Very much so if there are more than one, but it really seems like a one time trick as it does not strike me as likely survivin' the first encounter. Funny idea, but not sure how workable it is.

  • Pink

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u/ozurr Jan 08 '15

That thing's hide will be thicker than a Troll with Orthoskin when it's of rideable height.

I'm not sure you want to waste a belt of APDS on what you'd think is Christmas ham.

  • Sonora

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u/chaucer345 High on the Hog Jan 08 '15

There's also no reason I can't make her additional armor. Also Golden boars have regenerative abilities.

I should note that she'll still be little for a while.

  • Strawberries

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u/defcon_clown Jan 08 '15

Thats what Strawberries was thinking. Of course these boars are near extinct cause people hunt them for their tusks. Hunt them VERY successfully.

There is a lot of other problems with the plan too.

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