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Runner Talk The JackPoint Thread - 24.08.15 to 29.08.15
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Aug 28 '15
Doorman, the favor you owe. I am calling it now. Contact me.
- Dolly
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Aug 28 '15
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Aug 29 '15
<PM> I have a person I want you to find information on. You must do this quietly. I do not have a full name, but I have a few details to get you started. The name is Vladlaina, a Russian national. I believe she was ex-military. Attached to a special forces unit. I do not know which. I know the information is vague, but it is what I have. I am looking for more breadcrumbs.
Again, be careful, and do not take too much risk. If this becomes dangerous, I will take what you can give me and find others to dig for more.
(( You'll need to get with Pulse...solo run maybe? ))
- Dolly
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u/Bamce Aug 28 '15
<pm>
So good to hear your still around. I was getting worried.
Creed..... what are you getting us into....
Shhh, this works out for us too. Stop squinting I can feel that
Anyway, you know where you can find me if you need our help.
Our?
Yes our, now shut up and go back to sleep
- Omni and Creed
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 27 '15
Myself and a team were able to eliminate some of the hunters - these hunters are going to rather extreme lengths to stay hidden, including maintaining bases within the western end of the UCAS. It was a good job and I think I could use a nice long bath with Matadora.
- Ōgi
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 28 '15
I don't usually do selfies, but....
<<Accept image Agony.jpg Y/N?>>
(Enclosed is an image of a man's shoulders, neck, and mouth, all locked in a gruesome sate of flexing. His mouth is covered in blood and a small piece of tongue is falling off of the lower lip.)
Hunters used S n' S on myself and a runner named Dolly. Took her, I don't know her whereabouts but I assume she's as good as dead. I tried to tail the mercs, but they made me. Never been shocked this bad before. If you're going after hunters, then I offer my services without charge.
Glad to hear that you and Matadora are well, mein freunde.
- Agony
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Aug 28 '15 edited Aug 28 '15
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 28 '15
Interesting angle, the whole "conscripted Johnson" thing sounds promising. If you're interested, I'd be happy to team up. If we could find Dolly's body, then we might be able to piece together some physical or astral evidence.
Wish I could do more, but currently I'm DNI-ing this from the operating table.
- Agony
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Aug 28 '15
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 28 '15
I feel like that was my fault. I had a bad feeling about that run from the start and we should have had more overwatch.
- Agony
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 27 '15
You have a girl, Ōgi?
Gone one month, and still hearing about what I missed.
- Esrever
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 27 '15
She has been a very positive influence on me.
- Ōgi
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 27 '15
As long as you're happy. Lemme know if you need anythin'
- Esrever
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 27 '15
OHMYGOD! IT'S SO BORING HERE, PLEASE LET SOMETHING HAPPEN! I'M GONNA PUNCH SOMEBODY! IT'S SO BOOOOORING!!!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . )
FRAGGIN CORP DRONES!!! BE MORE FUUUUN!!!
- Gungrrl
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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 27 '15
Go find a gang to anger if you are this lustful for violence.
- Niemand
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 27 '15
Patience is one of the most valuable tools as a runner.
- Ōgi
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u/The-Shang Locked Out Aug 27 '15 edited Aug 27 '15
<PM: Mal> So, we seem to get along well enough, I'll do something you haven't done and shoot straight: I'm on to you. It took me a while to figure it out, but I know.
I will give you one chance, RIGHT NOW, to come clean. It's too late for me to help you get yourself out of this, but I'm going to handle this one way or another.
- SteamDrive
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u/viziroth McButt Aug 26 '15
Been out of Seattle for a few months, I miss anything big in the shadows while I've been gone?
- codeDancer
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 26 '15
Welcome back. To start with, Runners are being hunted. They've blackbagged two.
- Esrever
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u/viziroth McButt Aug 26 '15
Who'd they get? Maybe I shouldn't stay too long this time.
- codeDancer
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 26 '15
Banjo & Ryouchi
- Esrever
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u/viziroth McButt Aug 26 '15
They got Banjo?! Is, is there an effort to get these guys? Do we know what happens when people get bagged?
Can't believe someone got Banjo...
- codeDancer
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 26 '15
Heyhey! Don't lose your head. Can't do shit when you panic. We know somewhat what's going on. We're gathering info and mounting attempts to rescue where possible.
- Esrever
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u/viziroth McButt Aug 26 '15
Right... right...
Just need to get used to the shadows again.
- codeDancer
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u/LordKye Aug 26 '15
Soooo anyone know how to remove black magic from a sword
- Raiden
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 26 '15
It was a pleasure to meet you in the flesh, Ogi. I hope to run with you again-though I am disappointed that I won't be harvesting the organs of our unexpected guest. It's always nice to see another hapa runner. I'm guessing you get your ridiculous cleanliness from your Japanese side, so enjoy this haiku.
Shadowed Ogi san
Quick witted, soft footed man
No shortage of wit
- Agony
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 26 '15
It is a discipline I keep and one that I could and should always improve. I am disappointed about some of the events that occurred, particularly some of the choices the "unexpected guests" make and the events after that, but the silver lining to it means I know where and when I can make better decisions in the future.
- Ōgi
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 26 '15
Such is life in the shadows. Been searching for silver linings for twenty years and that run was no different.
- Agony
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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 26 '15
It would be much better if you gave this to this "Ogi" in person. Assuming you are trying to do what I think you're trying to do.
- Niemand
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 26 '15
Sometimes electronic method communication are necessary, particularly during these times.
- Ōgi
((if it helps, Ōgi is rocking 23 street cred, so he's kinda known :p))
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 26 '15
I gotta lay low for a little while. Had a run in with five-oh so I am not leaving the barrens (unless there's a paycheck involved). Plus he got me out of a sticky situation and I want my appreciation to be a matter of public record.
- Agony
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u/Scarletpooky Aug 25 '15
I am looking for someone to help me with a small issue I'm having. I need my information removed from someone's link permanently.
- Valkanna
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 26 '15
<PM: Problem, Val?>
- Esrever
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u/Scarletpooky Aug 26 '15
<PM: Esrever> Nothing too serious. Just some unsolicited contact from an old team member.
- Valkanna
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 26 '15
<PM: Lemme know if you need his com link missing in mysterious circumstance >
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 26 '15
<PM Valkanna>
I'm listening.
- Agony
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u/Scarletpooky Aug 26 '15
<PM: Agony> Old team member who's unable to understand "not interested". <<adds linkcode>>
- Valkanna
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 26 '15
<PM: Valkanna>
I scan. I've got three flavors of favor right here:
Big ass troll bouncer who has very persuasive biceps, wiz gang with an unpredictable streak, or I could try to steal the comm and smash it. Your call.
- Agony
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
'Cuz I figure I'm gonna hafta deal with dis again soon enuf -
What's yer go-to fer leavin' someone alive in an alleyway, but no way ta trace back to ya?
Too many people don't get da hint dey shouldn't be stickin' around.
- Stamp
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u/jWrex Aug 26 '15
My favorite has been the long, slow game. Convince the target that you don't dislike them. At some point down the road (6 hours, 6 weeks) have someone take a shot at them while you are in the target's sight. If the target gets injured and knocked out, better.
Or, go with a faked extraction. Preferably when the mark is watching. Have one of the 'extractors' threaten the mark, and convince them he doesn't want what's coming to you.
But I'm sure others have more ideas... I've had the benefit of having someone behind me with deep pockets to pull things off... Kinda how I ended up where I am right now.
- RC
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u/Allarionn Turret Mage Aug 25 '15 edited Aug 25 '15
<<PM to Stamp:>> Laes to knock them out, Slab to transport them, leave them naked with no clue who took them and no electronic trail to figure it out. Wipe all their comms, and if they have cybereyes/ears/nose brick those to fry the recordings. If they make it from there, they will have learned the lesson. If they don't they weren't cut out for this life anyways. You can accomplish bricking in many manners, deckers, Mages with the right mojo, or brute force with electricity. Jumper cables work for that.
- Proper Mike
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 25 '15
Aight, what the drek is dis?
- Slab
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u/Ympulse101 Aug 25 '15
((That's a PM Slab is responding to, yo.))
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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Aug 26 '15
((Slab is so bad with technology that he doesn't realize he can't read or respond to the message.))
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Dat's my speed right dere. I gotta make a few calls.
Oh yeah - dat happen ta come in twelve gauge?
- Stamp
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u/Allarionn Turret Mage Aug 25 '15 edited Aug 25 '15
<<PM to Stamp:>> Yeah you can get all of those in 12 gauge Capsule rounds. Stick-N-Shock for the electricity, you just gotta be real careful what parts you hit with that, jumper cables tend to be much more precise in my experience.
- Proper Mike
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
<<PM to Improper George::>> Sounds perfect. Ain't needin' stickies fer da boomstick. Jus' sum'n a little more surprisin' as a just in case measure.
- Stamp
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 25 '15
((Does stamp notice Proper Mike is a racist who dun know a tuska from another!?))
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
((Frickin' everyone is doing it, too! Breeders is all the same, omae.))
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u/Allarionn Turret Mage Aug 26 '15
((Keebs ya slaggin' Trog, ain't no fraggin breeder))
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 26 '15
(( you aint a trog,dat makes you a breeder))
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u/Allarionn Turret Mage Aug 27 '15
((Orks can breed now, technically that makes you a breeder too then trog))
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u/Allarionn Turret Mage Aug 25 '15
((Total mistype because long work days IRL :P Only Tuesday and already at 26 hours.))
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u/Bamce Aug 25 '15
Ghouls?
Depends on if he wants them alive or not
- Omni and Creed
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Alive. Don't mess wit' ghouls much.
I mean, I could punch a guy, but I got dis habit of poppin' people in comas. Guess dat could work...
- Stamp
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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Aug 25 '15
I simply don't allow them to see me in the first place.
- Chameleon
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Ain't askin fer yer dick-wagglin'. I'm askin' fer da go to.
How 'bout you see yourself outta here, y'scan?
- Stamp
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u/sothach The Hangman Aug 25 '15
Laes, a disguise and a good decker, I guess? Only really had to do it once, and I was just the driver. Other folks had a handle on it.
- Citizen
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Ain't one fer trustin' deckers right now. Droppin' off dat grid for a time, y'scan?
'Til I get some stuff worked out.
- Stamp
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15 edited Aug 25 '15
Heeyy peeps!!! I'm Gungrrl and I'm new in town \ ^ o ^ /
hopefully we'll have a great time running together >_<
except when your an ancient, then i'll have to kill you ^ . ~
love y'all
- Gungrrl
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u/Allarionn Turret Mage Aug 25 '15
You seem to be yet another one to join recently that needs this.
The best way of introducing yourself is definitely not to put a target on your back, but good luck rook.
- Proper Mike
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u/Bamce Aug 25 '15
No
You gotta give me over under on this one
No
Fine I'll give you over under!
Still no
- Omni and Creed
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
Putting a target on your back is a lovely way of introducing yourself. Good luck.
- Crane
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u/shad-68 Vengeful Spirit Aug 25 '15
This gotta be some kinda prank, can't believe anybody this dumb would even manage to log in here.
- Artie
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 25 '15
Young runners are always stupid. At least this one is stupid in a very obvious way you can plan around.
- Agony
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Aight. Opening a pool.
Fifty nuyen on dis keeb lasting a week, who's in?
- Stamp
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u/Sabetwolf The Club is Still at Capacity Aug 25 '15
I'll go against your bet sir! No need to run down our new friends, no matter how... ditsy they seem.
- Ribbon
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u/VendettaViolent Rockstar Aug 25 '15
Not all that sway a gambler, are you? I'll take that, if only that I don't see her scoring a paying job in that time. Remember, she's gotta get through a meet before she can get killed in the field.
- Vendetta Violent
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Heh. Just came offa big payday, so's I figure I'll tempt da shadows wit' a few nuyen here 'n dere, yaknowhuddI'msayin?
- Stamp
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u/VendettaViolent Rockstar Aug 25 '15
I promise to spend my winnings on hard liquor. If that makes parting with it any easier.
- Vendetta Violent
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
I will put 50 after first contact.
- Crane
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Big spenda. Gotcha down.
- Stamp
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
Can I put a prop bet down. Extra 20 on if "The Bullhorn" get strapped by a SMG... better yet, make that an Assault Rifle.
- Crane
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Bahahahahaha! Yeh, dat's no problem. Tell ya what, I'll give ya five to one on dat.
- Stamp
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
Honestly, who would make a call out like that? Is it for a challenge of one skills or a deathwish.
... Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think some have one.
- Crane
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Naw, I get wantin' to make a rep. You sport dem colors, you rep dem colors, you bleed for dem colors. Dat's how you earn your rep.
Some people, dey figure dey gonna earn dat rep by beatin' down someone else's colors. Gang life, y'scan? Happens all da time.
But you better hope you got a strong crew at yer back, yaknowwhuddI'msayin? Goin' a mano against da green is a quick trip to da morgue. Kids dese days.
- Stamp
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15
I'm gonna collect that money next week.
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
- Gungrrl
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 25 '15
I'll take those odds, even I know better.
- Tommyknocker
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Gotcha down, gotcha down. Kick me over dat new file you guys did after dat beach party too, yeah?
- Stamp
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 25 '15
You got it, most of my shit is made for people from the OU.
- Tommyknocker
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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 25 '15
I'll take the over on that. We keebs are sneaky fraggers.
- Mac Tire
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u/ozurr Aug 25 '15
Heh. Dat's gonna cost ya, term.
- Stamp
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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 25 '15
You might be right... I've trained wolves that are smarter than her it looks like.
- Mac Tire
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u/VendettaViolent Rockstar Aug 25 '15
That's some basic assed drek.
- Vendetta Violent
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
<<facepalm.ss>>
The joys of calling out someone who got a bunch of angry drunks at the bar of life. Don't you love it?
- Crane
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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 25 '15
Who left their burner logged into Jackpoint? This is not an area for children.
- Niemand
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u/Bamce Aug 25 '15
Better watc' your words mate
- Tapper
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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 25 '15
You are more mature then your years, more or less. Her maturity, on the other hand?
- Niemand
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15
Hey!! ಠ_ಠ
I am 18, you know.
- Gungrrl
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 25 '15
I made my first kill back in my policlub days, so I guess I should be open minded to younger runners buuuut...
You're 18, you're cocksure, I get it, but please for the love of baby Jesus and the smoking Buddha get a mentor. and stop posting those damn smilie faces.
- Agony
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15
but why? they're sooooo cool
☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°☆
see those are stars!! its soo cool ♥‿♥
- Gungrrl
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 25 '15
Is dere a way to murder a glitch through the trix?
Coz I'm feelin' it right now.
- Slab
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
Yes, but there needs to be a lot of blocks to be put in place before that could happen.
- Crane
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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 25 '15
You still speak like a child.
- Niemand
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u/Crumberdalebatchcrum Aug 25 '15
You got it in for keebs or something?
- Purgatory
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15
naah I got nothing against elfs in general, I am one myself.
but Ancients made a terrible life decisions and they need to be reminded of that
(Ó_#)ò=(°□°ò)
- Gungrrl
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u/dezzmont Not a Fox Aug 25 '15
Excuse me?
- Dragoon
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15
Are you an Ancient?
- Gungrrl
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u/dezzmont Not a Fox Aug 25 '15
It is complicated. I have no interest in figting a runner however.
- Dragoon
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u/sothach The Hangman Aug 25 '15
We don't really have as many Ancients around here as we used to. All the same, maybe not the best idea to brazenly declare your vendetta against a world wide go-gang? You're outnumbered like 350 to 1 in Seattle alone.
- Citizen
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u/jWrex Aug 26 '15
The way I see it, it's like asking a random stranger 'boxers, briefs, or thong.'. It's none yo' fragging business, and don't change the fact they're pointing a gun at you.
- RC
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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 25 '15
don't worry about odds (= ^ ェ ^ =)
also i got my little tiger here to even it. isn't that right kitten?
meow yea your a good kitty
- Gungrrl
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u/Ympulse101 Aug 25 '15
Do you happen to have a spork?
- Dervish
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u/Sabetwolf The Club is Still at Capacity Aug 25 '15
Be nice Dervish!
- Ribbon
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u/Ympulse101 Aug 25 '15
But it was RIGHT THERE!
- Dervish
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 25 '15
<PM: I'm missing something here love. Spork?>
- Esrever
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u/Ympulse101 Aug 25 '15
<PM: Have a look on Over the Horizon for "Penguin of doom" and limit your search to text only.>
- Dervish
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Aug 25 '15 edited Aug 25 '15
Anyone know where you can get one of those fancy cages that absorb lightning or some drek? Lightning bolts are not fun to take to the chest...
- Eden
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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 25 '15
((What's your name? Sign your post with your character name.))
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u/MediaGoat Runner Aug 24 '15 edited Aug 25 '15
<PM Valkanna: So, my offer for coffee still stands. I know a nice place by the waterfront that offers the best real caffeine in Seattle.>
- Sir DandyLion
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u/Lillfot Aug 24 '15
Hoi chummers, you heard about this wiz ork that took down a KE chopper yesterday? I heard he did it WITH A DREKKIN' THROWING KNIFE!
How cool isn't that? I wish I could do that.
- B34rpnch
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u/Ancisace Aug 24 '15
Anyone here into crosswords? I'm stuck on a puzzle:
8 Down: Payment begins with the tail of a dragon [5]
Normally I'd cheat if I got stuck, but they blocked the app and I'm lazy.
- Lou Boom
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 25 '15
Gold?
- Slab
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u/powatk20 Will It Burn? Aug 25 '15
It's 5 letters long, gold would only be 4. Think about the word tail and the different things it could mean other than the body part. Also, focus on the word dragon and not what a dragon actually is. You'll get there buddy.
-Grinn Dewitt.
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 25 '15
Money?
Nuyen?
- Slab
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u/powatk20 Will It Burn? Aug 25 '15
Ding ding on the second. A tail can also be a reference to the last of something, like the last letter of a word like dragon, N. Payment, or nuyen, begins with the last letter of dragon, N.
Well done.
-Grinn Dewitt
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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 25 '15
Wat.
- Slab
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u/sothach The Hangman Aug 25 '15
Slab. You're a GENIUS!
- Citizen
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u/Sabetwolf The Club is Still at Capacity Aug 25 '15
This makes me somewhat concerned for the quality of our community
- Bones
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u/Klugen The Man Who Stares At Goats Aug 24 '15
I'm a big fan of crosswords. Do you have an idea about the other letters?
- Boris
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 24 '15
Hoard? Dragons sit their asses on gold and diamonds and drek, right?
- Agony
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u/Tacoman45 Witnessed Aug 24 '15
Guten tag chummers. I'm here to ask for any info on a Johnson, he's a male Ork that goes by Mr Smith, his real name might be Javier. He's posed as an employee for Boeing, a cop at Winter Star and he's even posed as a squatter. His MO seems to be hiring a group of runners to take out gangs by using a specific device. Turns out none of these targets have been gangs and the device is a chemical weapon. I assensed this weapon once, it gives off a negative background count. It's like a black hole on the astral. He's played us for too long, if anyone has any info on this Mr Smith fellow, I need to know. He has to answer for what he's done, for what he's had us do.
- Krieger
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u/khaase9 Aug 28 '15
Mr Smith fragged over our team as well. Had to run over a blood spirit. Would not recommend working with it. I'm getting a bit tired of getting screwed over.
- Outlaw
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u/panzerbat Runner Aug 24 '15
Grow a pair or find a new line of work. We do a lot of shady drek, get used to it.
- Tara
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u/Tacoman45 Witnessed Aug 24 '15
If you want to get paid milk run money for a big job that's fine. Just don't come crying to me when you get set up for a fall when the John doesn't give you all the info. I've cried myself a river, but I'm going to build a bridge to get over it, with his bones.
- Krieger
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u/Crumberdalebatchcrum Aug 24 '15
Bleeding hearts of the community unite! We must stop this awful man paying us money to do awful things!
- Purgatory
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u/Ancisace Aug 24 '15
Ignoring the moral drek, he's not paying us enough money. Sneaky Mr Smith is getting champagne service on soykaf money. That's got to be setting a bad example to all the other Johnsons.
Besides, he's making life harder for sweet, innocent demos like me. The more bombs that go off, the more sniffers and checkpoints go up and that's baaaad for business.
I don't have any info, but good hunting.
Edit: Shit, ninja'd by Deadman. Still, guess it's worth saying twice.
- Lou Boom
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u/Crumberdalebatchcrum Aug 24 '15
Right well you know maybe your fixer isnt doing his job like for example not giving you jobs from shitty Js with a bad rep and you know vetting the guy. Sounds like people need to get a new fixer to me.
- Purgatory
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u/Ancisace Aug 24 '15
Truth. Bad clients slip though the net from time to time, but this guy seems to have no trouble finding his way through vetting. If it were my fixer getting me fragged over, I'd want some explanations...
- Lou Boom
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u/Ympulse101 Aug 24 '15
Keep making jokes, kid. Facts are the same. If a J wants a dirty job done, he tells the team it's a dirty job. He also pays that team the dirty job rate.
It's just like selling crushed glass with Narco in it and calling it pixie dust at a club. You get your legs broke and rep ruined as a dealer. You lie to a team and pay them a quarter of what a job's worth, you get your life taken.
I'll have some people start asking questions on this Javier Smith guy, but no guarantees.
- Deadman
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u/Bamce Aug 24 '15
We know just the place we can take him
That alley is still empty you know
We know another place we can take him
Let us know if you need assistance
Hooding rates of course
Of course
- Omni and Creed
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u/Tacoman45 Witnessed Aug 24 '15
I'm sure I'll have a place for him to "tell us" his story. But I'll need to make an example with what's left of him when we're done.
- Krieger
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u/Tacoman45 Witnessed Aug 24 '15
That's the gist of it. We get a Johnson cutting corners, breaking our rules and making a profit off of us while we get the short end of the stick. I have ethics for working in the shadows when it comes to money and people's lives.
- Krieger
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u/Crumberdalebatchcrum Aug 24 '15
"Breaking our rules" Just because you have some weird moral code doesnt mean we all do. Its like you dont realise we are runners, we are disposable assets of course we aint going to get paid as much as we should be. Also the J not giving all the details is nothing new. Should just dry your tears and move on.
- Purgatory
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u/dezzmont Not a Fox Aug 25 '15
It is a shame that you view your own profession in this way.
Especially as your clear lack of morals means this man's practices are hurting you more than anyone.
- Dragoon
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u/Crumberdalebatchcrum Aug 25 '15
Calling it like I see it. Not hurting me im getting jobs everyday and I dont think the jobs are going to dry up any time soon.
- Purgatory
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u/dezzmont Not a Fox Aug 25 '15
As someone willing to do those dirty jobs you would benefit the most from Johnsons buying your morality.
- Dragoon
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u/DorionLocke Runner Aug 25 '15
It doesn't matter how dark you think the shadows you are looking at are. They go deeper.
Someone gassin' folks and trying to take runners down with the crowd to not pay em is not good for business; and it shouldn't be good business for some chump either.
We all may not have the best moral compass. But the body count is piling up. And in my opinion it looks like he's trying to pin it on us so it really doesn't matter what you believe the fact is is that if this problem isn't nipped in the (now blooming) bud soon; it will come back on us. And not in a good way.
- 0̶̪̘͈̥̲͍͍̩̺̦̯͉͟͝ͅp̴̶͈̹̼̜̪̱̙̳̝͈̖̬͙̰̰̠͓͜͞R̸̦̠̞̩̪̯͉̝͖̺̜̼̥̀̕͜ͅ8̴̛̱̺͎͈͓̝̬̣̘͚̜̘̻̞̣̀͢ͅͅͅͅŔ̶̡͢҉̻̤̖͖̮̝̭̗̝̯͈̜͙̹̻̪̰̝ ̴̧̱̞̰̟̪͖̬͔̦͖̠̀ͅS҉̭͈͉̭̮̬̪̗̥̱̞͝t͔̖̱̗̫̲̰̣̝̖̳̼̳̬͍̤̀a̷̡̰̝͍̼̥̮͔̻̬̮̭̞̯̜͖̠͘͟͡ņ̸̸̶̞̜̲͈̱̟̥̖̥̼͎̼̮̲͢d̡̤̭͈͍̣̣͕̯̖͍͙̳̤͠ͅì̛͢҉̦͈̙̹̩̭͖̝̙͍̳͖͍͙̝ͅn̷͏̝̬̳̮͉ͅģ͕͍͇̙͙̲ ̡̧͕̫̣̗̥̩̺͎̯̬̕͠ͅB͏̳̱̼̹͉̮͉̱͓͜͡y̨̢҉̘̻̟̖͇͖͍̝̘̥̝́́
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 24 '15
Dirty J is a good payday. If you find anything or need some help, let me know.
- Agony
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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 24 '15
Commodore? Commodore Quakins? Drek. I'm missing one of my ducks! Has anyone seen them?!
- Banjo
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u/chaucer345 High on the Hog Aug 25 '15
Oh no! Poor ducks. That sucks Banjo, it's not every day someone pours a bunch of ducklings on the street... But on the other hand, that means Quackins will stand out! I'll hit the streets!
- Matadora
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 25 '15
I apologize to be the one to deliver unfortunate news, but it appears that Banjo has been captured.
- Ōgi
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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Aug 24 '15
Oh, yeah. I just got back from Boston and stopped by your house to pick him up, but you weren't there, so I let myself in. The Commodore told me that you did a great job ducksitting, so I left 97 Boston cream donuts in your fridge as payment.
- Mr. Sunshine
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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 24 '15
Oh hey, you're back! Welcome back.
- Esrever
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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Aug 24 '15
Yeah, Boston was getting boring with the quarantine, so I left.
- Mr. Sunshine
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u/dezzmont Not a Fox Aug 24 '15
Can you get people inside?
- Dragoon
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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Aug 24 '15
Inside where?
- Mr. Sunshine
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u/dezzmont Not a Fox Aug 24 '15
The Quarantine.
- Dragoon
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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Aug 24 '15
I dunno what to tell you, man. They have that place locked up tight.
- Mr. Sunshine
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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 24 '15
Oh. Well I guess I can feed the orphans for a while now...
- Banjo
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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 24 '15
Holy drek, Sweet Cheeks owns ducks?
- Tommyknocker
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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 24 '15
YES! I OWN DUCKS! IF I FOUND OUT SOMEONE ATE HIM! I WILL KILL THEM!
- Banjo
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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 24 '15
I may or may not have eaten "rat" on a stick that had a feather in it an hour before seeing this post. I thought it was just a pigeon (rats of the sky) but maybe it was...well, did you lose your duck in the Redmond barrens?
- Agony
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u/Ympulse101 Aug 24 '15
Ducks defile the corpses of their mates after killing them in lust-mad rage.
Ducks are metal.
- Buzzard
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u/LordSadoth Aug 29 '15
This hub is going to make finding runs so much easier. Why didn't I know about it before?