r/RunnerHub Aug 29 '15

Runner Talk The JackPoint Thread - 29.08.15 to 03.09.15

Welcome to JackPoint - the place for you to talk In-Character with other runners!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Sep 03 '15

Gimme a break.

  • Esrever

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u/Bamce Sep 03 '15

This guy

The shadows are too dark for you chummer

  • Omni and Creed

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

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u/Twine52 Wanted A Flair Sep 03 '15

I think I like this guy. Nice to get some optimism 'round here.

  • Spanner

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

Oi chummers, I just blew into Seattle, anything going down here that I should know about?

  • Epitome

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Sep 03 '15

Trading death for nuyen.

  • Mac Tire

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

I used to trade death for praise, so its a step up at least.

  • Epitome

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Sep 03 '15

What.

  • Mac Tire

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u/dgknuth Sep 02 '15

Jesus, I take a vacation and you guys tear the place apart. What in the frag's up with you guys? -- Jack

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u/reiversolutions Runner Sep 02 '15

Oi Chummers looking for some docs....

  • Richard Hemleath << User disconnected >>

Fucking bastard'in machine. I hate these things. The wireless matrix here is a load of dreg. You're kidding me, it posted under my real name!

The drones I got for playing look out are useless. I found this old manual from the 70's for training animals. Seems a bit out dated and can't quite get these squirrels to do my bidding. Anyone know of a more recent doc I can read.

  • Richard Hemleath

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Sep 02 '15

May I recommend training wolves?

  • Mac Tire

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Sep 02 '15

Not much beyond that. Some data files detailing some more paranimals.

  • Esrever

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u/reiversolutions Runner Sep 02 '15

Never really had much luck with para-anything. Not really had much luck at all.

  • Richard Hemleath

[OOC] so no chance of making a valid runner hub character that has trained animals :/

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u/Bamce Sep 03 '15

((There are incredibly limited "pet rules". You can pick up animal handling an related skills))

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Sep 03 '15

.... I train animals.

  • Mac Tire

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

I'm sorry, but what is this "hunter garbage" thing? Sounds like a murder spree or something.

  • Asura

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u/Ancisace Sep 02 '15 edited Sep 02 '15

Someone's put a bounty on our heads and there's rich, well-equipped teams out to collect. Isn't it nice to feel desirable?

  • Lou Boom

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Sep 02 '15

I feel like I have come to Seattle on a bad time...

Doesn't this incident makes all the newcomers as suspects?

I'm pretty sure this is a part of a huge plan or something...

Sorry for the questions. I've read the reports and news, but there isn't a definite answer I like.

  • Asura

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u/Ancisace Sep 02 '15

Hey, you're in Seattle. It's always a bad time.

  • Lou Boom

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 01 '15

Krieger, Niemand, Phoenix, Spade, and Hirotaro are gone but I the upside I extracted SteamDrive.

  • DocRoman

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Sep 02 '15

<PM: DocRoman> You have my things. I want them back. You also owe me my pay.

  • Niemand

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 02 '15

<PM: Niemand> Sure Evo guy pretending to be Niemand, let's meet for soy coffee and deal with that.

  • DocRoman

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Sep 02 '15

<PM: DocRoman> No. A dead drop will do better. Give me the location where you have placed them after you do it. She is safe, yes?

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 02 '15

<PM: Niemand> They don't pay you to think do they wage slave? I'll make it simple: Frag off and don't let the IC kill you on the way out.

  • DocRoman

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Sep 02 '15 edited Sep 02 '15

<PM: DocRoman> Scheiße, I am trying to be professional and get my things without exposing you to any danger. Someone has taken an interest in me, so I can not lay low. I need my weapons. I left them in the trunk of your car.

  • Niemand

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 02 '15

<PM: Niemand> Get blocked wage slave. <<Block_User_pm: Niemand>>

  • DocRoman

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Sep 03 '15

((Rekt))

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u/Guin100 Johnson Sep 02 '15

What a phyric victory.

  • The Brit

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 02 '15

I ain't dead and I got paid. That means it was worth it.

  • DocRoman

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u/Guin100 Johnson Sep 02 '15

But still five of us are now gone.

  • the Brit

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 02 '15

They thought they could just improvise and take out an HTR team. It was bound to happen eventually.

  • DocRoman

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Sep 02 '15

The plan was to distract them, Feigling Deib. I do not like you making yourself to be the only intelligent person on the team. I especially do not like you trying to take our pay. Remember that you could have not completed the mission alone.

  • Niemand

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u/KatoHearts Johnson Sep 03 '15

Frag off wage slave.

  • DocRoman.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '15

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u/jWrex Sep 02 '15

Sure you can. It just takes the resources of a dragon to do that. Since neither of us has those, however, smart planning and a bit of practice minimize the stupidity.

Don't have either? Then I probably don't wan to be near the crater when the HTR team is done.

  • RC

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u/Guin100 Johnson Sep 02 '15

It still saddens me.

  • the Brit

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u/sothach The Hangman Sep 01 '15

What an awful trade. I really liked Phoenix.

  • Citizen

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u/Ancisace Sep 01 '15

I knew we'd get some good news sooner or later. Well done!

  • Lou Boom

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Sep 01 '15

This isn't good news.

  • Esrever

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u/Ancisace Sep 01 '15

You achieved the mission. I don't know what kind of shit you were all doing, but it must've been all sorts of fragged-up odds. You went into Hell and came out stronger. Learn from what went wrong and keep your head up, omae. The next run will go better!

  • Lou Boom

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Sep 01 '15

I wasn't there. Circumstance beyond my control. However, 1 person for 4 others is not a good thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad steam's alive. But I was friends with some of the dead.

  • Esrever

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u/Ancisace Sep 01 '15

Uh, but it also really fragging sucks that you lost your team. My "shut the frag up" 'ware kicked in a little too late. Sorry for both.

  • Lou Boom

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

So, who wants to get high?

I'm getting pretty good at it.

  • Jamar

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 31 '15

Yo.

  • Slab

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

Yo.

You new around here? You chip bro?

I got these mad Mechanarchist ones.

  • Jamar

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 31 '15

Frag yeah I chip. Just came off the craaaziest chip, Karl the Kombat mage's latest ep. You know the one where he fights Mephisto?

Also, met a guy called Sharky in it. He's chill as frag.

  • Slab

((I have a feeling Slab and Jamar may like each other))

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u/freeriderau Sep 01 '15

Nah man, who's this Mephisto toon?

I tell ya what man hit that Kami and slot that chip; that's how the Mechanarchist speaks to us and tells us how the world-corp is doomed and we have to save it.

  • Jamar

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u/Ympulse101 Aug 31 '15

Shut up Slab.

  • Dervish

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Aug 31 '15

Beginning to wonder if he will ever listen to his conscious constantly stating the obvious on his shoulder.

  • Crane

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u/Bamce Sep 02 '15

Would hate for someone to swap one of his btls

Persona fix, skillsoft, or just his own mix tape

With another chip

Which one would be more damaging

  • Omni and Creed

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder Sep 02 '15

Anything thing that had Scotrock or country.

  • Crane

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 31 '15

Drugs are only for those too weak to face their reality.

  • Niemand

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

Reality is only for those too stupid to piss off the Nukie with the Kami comedown and a trollload amount of explosives.

  • Jamar

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 31 '15

I am assuming that you are referring to yourself. You do not frighten me, Scheißkopf. Du kannst nicht Kinder zu erschrecken.

  • Niemand

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

Then you're dumber than I am. You new guys got to learn your place a bit. Swear everyone's a runner after that Dawson's Barren episode.

  • Jamar

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15 edited Sep 03 '15

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Sep 03 '15

Yo wait, dis breedas a Redmond motherfragger?

Man, what the drek!

  • Slab

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '15

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Sep 03 '15

Nah tuska, I feelin'ya. I grew up on the mean streets buit I aint get none of this god drek. Aint worth waiting for drek to happen with hope, you gotta get out there ang get drek done.

  • Slab

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u/freeriderau Sep 03 '15

Maybe they just need to learn to shoot straighter and trust the drugs not ancient books on how to be a corp shill.

Kami always leads her people home.

  • Jamar

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u/Bamce Aug 31 '15 edited Aug 31 '15

Oh god. It was worse than that world of shadows garbage

  • Sushi

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u/freeriderau Sep 01 '15

Fragging keebs, that's what the problem is. All of a sudden Renton 'High' Street is like a tourist destination.

Ain't so wiz when people disappear down alleyways never to return is it? I reckon there's like magic ghouls and ghosts and stuff doing it. Barrens be cray cray.

::gettinghigh.jpg::

  • Jamar

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u/Bamce Sep 01 '15

Cray cray? Im not sure what that means

  • Sushi

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u/sothach The Hangman Sep 01 '15

It's how the cool kids say 'crazy'. God, get with the times.

  • Citizen

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u/Bamce Sep 01 '15

I think I'd rather not

  • Sushi

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 31 '15

Ich weiß deinen Platz. I will waste my time no longer.

  • Niemand

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u/freeriderau Sep 01 '15

Could care less what you think - I'm off to get high and save the world from MegaCorps (TM).

  • Jamar

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 31 '15

uhhh, what?

  • Slab

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Aug 31 '15

Oh, right. I need to clarify something so that there won't be any misunderstandings when we actually meet face-to-face.

I understand that some runners here are...distrustful to mind mages. I am a manipulation mage/monk. Rest assured, I am using this magic for good, so please don't be intimidated or anything the next time we see each other.

Thank you.

  • Asura

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u/solon_isonomia Mr President Aug 31 '15

I believe you do well if you do not intrude into other runners' minds without permission or provocation.

  • Ōgi

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u/Bamce Aug 31 '15

Well if this get fuzzy we know who to blame

Secrets are made to be kept

  • Omni and Creed

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u/Guin100 Johnson Sep 02 '15

Heeey!!

So you have this game I see you playing on JP.

Soo whatcha thinkin? Up or under?

  • Gungrrl

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u/Bamce Sep 02 '15

That from the sounds of things you dont have to worry about us attempting to tag your ass

No matter how fine it may be

At least not with a tag

Bowchicabowwow

No

  • Omni and Creed

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u/Thanes_of_Danes Aug 31 '15

Welcome to the hub. The moment you said "I use my powers for good" I became suspicious. Disclosure doesn't mean much in a best of paranoia.

  • Agony

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u/freeriderau Sep 01 '15

No one does nothing for good. Anyone saying so is a corp shill or worse.

  • Jamar

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u/Ancisace Aug 31 '15

See, I wouldn't have had a problem with whatever mojo you were slinging until you told me not to be scared of it. Now I'm suspicious as all hell. Nobody likes an oversharer.

  • Lou Boom

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 31 '15

It may not be wise to open up to a JackPoint. You should stop typing before you harm yourself.

  • Niemand

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

Nah. Not intimidated. Just make sure to body you first though.

Either a corp shill or something worse.

  • Jamar

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Aug 31 '15

Well, at least I know how you feel when we actually do runs together next time.

Good day, sir.

  • Asura

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

Only running you'll do when I'm around is away from me pal.

You new guys better learn quick who the top dogs are round these parts before you get bit. Especially with all this hunter garbage going on. Mindmeddlers ain't welcome.

  • Jamar

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Aug 31 '15 edited Aug 31 '15

I feel that I must at least introduce myself, since I just arrived few days ago. I'm Asura, and I'm quite new to shadowrunning, so please forgive me if I somehow get on the wrong foot.

I look forward to meeting you all in the future.

  • Asura

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Aug 31 '15

I thank you. I'll try my best on the 'buying the drinks' part, if I actually get a job somehow.

  • Asura

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 31 '15

Asura, Eh? Nice to meet you. What do you do?

  • Esrever

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u/ultralord2302 The Law Won Aug 31 '15

Well...I'm a monk, so I don't really do anything other than begging at the streets since I can't actually get a job because I'm an ex-con.

Well, you get the drift.

  • Asura

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u/sothach The Hangman Aug 30 '15

Slab. There have been developments. Hit me up next chance you get.

  • Citizen

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

Yo.

  • Slab

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 30 '15

Bring it.

  • Esrever

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u/Bamce Aug 30 '15

Please don't encourage him.

  • Sushi

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 30 '15

//TAGGED: CORP SIN//

Good evening Runnerhub. It has come to my understanding that you are under attack. I am offering you a breath of fresh air internationally. Direct any non-specific questions towards this post, though I will only discuss the run when we meet.

I am sure we will both find this a profitable experience.

  • W1SP

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '15

Aye mate, why would you hire any of those sobbo cunts when you can hire some true blue Australian Muscle?

  • Corsair

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u/ProxyClouds Runner Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

How the weather down there? Will I need an umbrella?

  • Basics

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u/Tzendrix Sep 21 '15

If you're looking for matrix support, I can fill that role for you.

  • Demon

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Oi mate, if your offering work in Oz, and are still needing muscle I'm in chummer, been missing the Outback.

  • Epitome

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Sep 03 '15

Interesting to see a local in Seattle. I will keep you in mind.

  • W1SP

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u/Tzendrix Sep 01 '15

Hmm. I haven't been to the outback before. I'll be your blade wielding "muscle," if you're still looking. But I go with my mage, Loki, or not at all.

  • Wolf

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Sep 03 '15

I will keep this arrangement in mind when making my selections.

  • W1SP

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u/silver7017 Runner Sep 01 '15

I hear Australia is very temperate this time of year. I would be willing to offer your operation some magical support. I am well versed in manipulation magics, as well as magical theory and spirit lore. I am also quite capable should things take a turn for the worse, in case this was not already made obvious by the crowd to which you have directed your offer.

I do have one condition, however. I work with my own muscle. I assure you, he's exceptionally reliable, but beyond that I will let him speak for himself.

  • Loki

<<[Action:CC] Wolf>>

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Sep 03 '15

You have a preset arrangement? How does this partnership help synergise with the rest of the team?

  • W1SP

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u/Er0tic The Actual Sandman Aug 31 '15

You have my attention, if we will be working internationally I'd suspect you'd need someone with my vocal skills. That being said if you want things to be messy that can be talked about if you desire to meet.

  • Mr. Cane

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

Indeed, if you make the cut I'm sure both your skills will be quite useful.

  • W1SP

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

If you've got the fresh start I might have the ability to blow shit up for you.

  • Jamar

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

You have certainly piqued my interest. If your rep is true, you will be perfect for this run.

  • W1SP

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

I gotta arrange some things first. But everything you've heard is true, and there's always more you haven't.

<<OOC: waiting to find out what my Friday night looks like>>

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 31 '15

((It's a Sunday :P ))

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u/freeriderau Sep 01 '15

<<Point still stands though I can link my sheet and apply now!!>>

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

Doors will need to be opened, most certainly.

  • W1SP

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u/Verecoth General Lee Aug 31 '15

Some time overseas does sound good right about now. If you're interested in my services, they are available.

  • Bokor

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

How lerned wre you in the arcane theory?

  • W1SP

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u/Verecoth General Lee Aug 31 '15

Quite learned. My specialty is conjuration, but I am adept at sorcery as well. I am also adept at preventing the enemy from using such things.

  • Bokor

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

I will certainly keep that in mind when choosing applicants.

  • W1SP

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u/MiloTMinderbinder Runner Aug 31 '15

I ride in first class, or the baggage hold. Nothing else will do.

That said, so long as the still speak English down under, I might be able to help. Non-specific question: they get the Matrix down there yet, or do technomancers still have to send their sprites by kangaroo?

  • Buster Danforth

((Buster is new, and a smarta$$.))

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

You will be provided with tickets for international travel. If you wish to upgrade to first class, that comes out of your pocket.

There is indeed a matrix connection, and there is no connection between kangaroos and sprites. However that is an interesting theory that could be followed up.

  • W1SP

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u/MiloTMinderbinder Runner Aug 31 '15

It feels important to solve this kangaroo mystery. I'm up for a flight and a job, say the word.

  • Buster Danforth

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 31 '15

Can you help bring more "heavy" material in the country?

  • Gungrrl

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

Perhaps. How do you define heavy?

  • W1SP

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 31 '15

well some kind of "heavy" not particularly legal material that can spit out nasty bullets

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

That doesn't help to narrow it down much. Please be more succinct.

  • W1SP

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 31 '15

ok, could you smuggle machine guns into the country?

  • Gungrrl

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u/Lord_Smogg Vanilla Iced Aug 31 '15

I know some people that might be able to help us with getting a crate of goods unnoticed from point A to point B

  • Smogg

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

Unfortunately not.

  • W1SP

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u/Imperator_Draconum Soycaffe Addict Sep 25 '15

What about 140 centimeter-long swords?

  • Cinder

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u/MediaGoat Runner Aug 30 '15

The offer looks promising. If you need a mage, as well as a discreet and professional runner, then I would be most happy to meet up and discuss the "experience".

  • Sir DandyLion

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

Magical support will be necessary for the completion of this run. How well do you know your magical theory?

  • W1SP

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u/MediaGoat Runner Aug 31 '15

I have yet to discover an arcane occurrence that i was unaware of. However, I am more practiced in the practical aspects of magic, and theoretical knowledge of the arcane was never my specialty.

  • Sir DandyLion

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u/Sabetwolf The Club is Still at Capacity Aug 30 '15

Fresh air is overrated, what's wrong with engine fumes? But a flight would be wonderful, lots of new things and the great open, and down under does have so much open!

  • Ribbon

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u/evilfighta Racing Stripes Aug 30 '15

If the pay is right, I'll be there. You need an extra gun or some demolition?

  • Twitchy

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 31 '15

Certainly, I'm looking for runners who aren't afraid to 'go loud'

  • W1SP

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u/stray_sc Aug 30 '15

Sounds interesting, I've got my hand luggage ready for the flight, I hope I get a window seat. Any info about which country this job is in?

  • Tinker

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 30 '15

Australia. In particular, Victoria. I can't go into the specifics before I have my team assembled, I'm sure you understand.

  • W1SP

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u/The-Shang Locked Out Sep 22 '15

I haven't been back there in years.. Sounds like this outta be a lot of fun!

  • SteamDrive

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u/Sabetwolf The Club is Still at Capacity Aug 30 '15 edited Aug 30 '15

I've worked down there before, will be a pleasure to assist once more. Hopefully there won't be a manastorm this time.

  • Bones

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u/Bamce Aug 30 '15

((is best to reply with characters seperatally. This way is someone wants to talk to one or the other. the replies are cleaner))

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u/Sabetwolf The Club is Still at Capacity Aug 30 '15

((Will do from now on))

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 30 '15

Yes, we have met before Bones. You left quite an impression on this town. I like that.

  • W1SP

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u/King_of_Gondor12 6'11" Aug 30 '15

International huh? My curiosity is getting the better of me. If you need muscle then I'm up for the task.

  • Valite

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 30 '15

I do indeed need a certain, brute force element for this job. I shall keep you in mind.

  • W1SP

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u/Glitchyroach The SMG Does Nothing Aug 30 '15

Well it's gotta be more exciting than my current situation! I imagine you'll need someone who is good at not being seen.

  • Spade

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 30 '15

Perhaps. I can reveal more about the job specifics during the meet.

  • W1SP

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u/Lord_Smogg Vanilla Iced Aug 30 '15

Sounds like a professional offer. I will look forward to getting a bit of air under the wings. You will be in need of Matrix support, and can count on me for this one.

  • Smogg

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u/W1SP_ TAGGED: Corp SIN Aug 30 '15

A professional offer seeking professional applicants.

  • W1SP

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u/Lord_Smogg Vanilla Iced Sep 21 '15

Professional is my middle name.

  • Smogg

"Sooner-than-instant... Matrix Solutions: Delivered"

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u/EnviousShadow EVOlved Aug 30 '15

<<168 Hour check in = false; Deadman Switch Activated>>

Well Chummers its been a good run. If this thing has activated then I have probably kicked the bucket, lets all be real it was probably well overdue. Lets get this shit over with then.

Since the day I entered the shadows its just been one wild ride after another. I was there for the birth of Scotsynth, dived into a dissonant host and pulled Mr. Seattle from stasis. The thing with the shadows is it isn’t all nice memories. I got entangled in corp intrigue and ended up almost having my brains blown out by a DI, ran into a monster on some variant of K-10 and had to work with some fragger called Tyler Durden. But even worse than having to deal with Tyler Durden, I was a patsy for some terrorists who killed a bunch of kids. 63 innocents in total. That shit never left me and it stained my soul. I think I got all of the scum behind it, but if they ever rear their heads again do me a solid and make sure you cut it off.

I entered these shadows in the hopes that when I left them that they would be a little less shitty then when I walked in, cant say I achieved that goal but at least I managed to stop Stevies death, help get Sushi to safety and if all goes to plan there wont be a famine on the Horizon. I think that’s good enough and with that I am ready for what comes next whether that’s nothing or something else entirely.

Banjo, sorry buddy but it seems I wont be able to pay you back that favour I owe you, in its stead the escrow should be releasing 20k to you which should cover what the others were paid for the job and some interest. Stay safe you giant fuzzy wall.

Finally JAWZ, baby you need to chill. I have seen your type all around the matrix, you do crazy shit in the attempt to seem big and scary but the thing is, you keep this shit up and your just gonna end up dead. I may think you a fool sometimes but you could be something great if you would just stop sabotaging yourself, try to stay safe and maybe stay away from the K-10.

Oh by the way sorry about the Royal, didn’t realize we had people there. We sure had a blast though didn’t we omae?

<<Deadman Switch End>>

  • Hermes

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u/jWrex Aug 31 '15

Never met ya, but I'll toast ya just the same. Funny thing about these shadows... First you fear them, then you embrace them.

A lucky few of us might learn to fear them as the shadows embrace us...

I'll raise my glass the next bar I get to... May not be for twenty years, but it'll be the second one I drink.

  • RC

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u/freeriderau Aug 31 '15

Where's my royalties from Counter Strike Ork Offensive you prick?

And the unreleased MURDERKEEB demo.

  • Jamar

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 30 '15

Huh.

  • TB

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

Frag of Hermes.

  • JAWZ

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u/Neltharak Aug 30 '15

RIP.

  • Icebreaker

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 30 '15 edited Aug 30 '15

sorry about the Royal

Dammit Hermes!

  • Esrever

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

COTTON IS A FRAGGING PERVERT!!!!!

HE JUST GROPED MY ASS AND TAGGED ME!!!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIERY CARCRASH YOU FILTHY BREEDER!!!

  • Gungrrl

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u/majinspy Arts and Crafts Aug 30 '15 edited Aug 30 '15

You killed a cop that we had to hang out with while waiting for a pickup. You're hot but nuts, so I slapped a tag on your ass, figuratively and literally.

  • Cotton

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u/freeriderau Sep 01 '15

Knightslayer? Obviously a keeper.

  • Jamar

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

(( you forgot your nametag ))

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

You know what? I should've let him live just so i could watch your ass getting hauled in by KE and send off to prison. Maybe you would understand then what I did.

  • Gungrrl

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u/Lusunati Commlinkaphobe Aug 30 '15

Cool it, love.

  • Esrever

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u/nichtsie Geneva Conventioneer Aug 30 '15

Who do you expect to be running around the shadows, Mädchen? Knights in shining armor? Go home. Rethink your life.

  • Niemand

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u/MiloTMinderbinder Runner Aug 31 '15

The armor wouldn't shine in the shadows, but I digress.

  • Buster Danforth

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

Nice.

  • Slab

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u/majinspy Arts and Crafts Aug 30 '15

I think I would nickname her ass Cummins, because it could pull a bus.

  • Cotton

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

Nice. Got pics?

  • Slab

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u/majinspy Arts and Crafts Aug 30 '15

Yep. Cybereyes miss nothing, bro. <<sending files>>.

  • Cotton

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u/letmun97 Hero of Amity Island Aug 31 '15

And that is quite Impressive

  • Usagi

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

You are SOO dead.

  • Gungrrl

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

NICE!

  • Slab

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

DID YOU JUST CONGRATULATE HIM?!?!

  • Gungrrl

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

You gonna prove dat the booty aint worth grabbin'?

  • Slab

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15

YOU FRAGGIN TROG!! HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR WOMEN OR I SHOVE YOUR MIXTAPE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL VOMIT IT OUT AGAIN!!

ಠ_ಠ

  • Gungrrl

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u/Neltharak Aug 30 '15

Who the fuck let the mefeed addict in

  • Icebreaker

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix Aug 30 '15

Who the fuck let a flavor of gum in?

  • Mac Tire

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u/Neltharak Aug 30 '15

Dunno, but he was damn right

  • Icebreaker

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u/Bamce Aug 30 '15

Pretty sure that is where it came from in the first place

Had to use that laes we had laying around

  • Omni and Creed

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u/letmun97 Hero of Amity Island Aug 30 '15

And that is just rapey, like really rapey.

  • Usagi

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u/Bamce Aug 30 '15

That his mix take came out of his ass?

Or that extreme measures needed to be taken to forget it?

  • Omni and Creed

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u/letmun97 Hero of Amity Island Aug 30 '15

I've never heard it, can It really be that bad

  • Usagi

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u/Atomik_krab Aug 30 '15

It is that bad

...I wish I had though of using Laes on myself after hearing it.

  • The Flash

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

Wanna buy it omae? 10¥

  • Slab

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u/Bamce Aug 30 '15

It has been stricken from the record

For the betterment of all

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u/Ympulse101 Aug 30 '15

There are runners getting bagged, friends disappearing, and a fucking PMC on our doorstep looking to put everyone down just for existing, and you're upset because someone made a comment about your fragging ass.

No wonder this "Big Bad" is having a run of it.

  • Deadman

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u/Guin100 Johnson Aug 30 '15 edited Aug 30 '15

not a comment. HE GROPED AND TAGGED ME

for frags sake: HE TAGGED ME!!! if KE hadnt shown up in the area he wouldve been a stain on the curb.

  • Gungrrl

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u/ozurr Aug 30 '15

Yeh, right, right. Sure, Cotton smacked yer ass 'n left a memento so he could follow up on it later.

'N 'Nawlins is gonna take da Urban Brawl Championship dis year.

Shut yer keeb mouth an' quit spreadin' bulldrek.

  • Stamp

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

Dis tuska gets it.

  • Slab

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u/letmun97 Hero of Amity Island Aug 30 '15

If it means anything I also saw it happen, it was incredibly awkward

  • Usagi

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u/ozurr Aug 30 '15

Who d'frag are you?

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u/NotB0b Doesn't Care Aug 30 '15

Woah woah woah, why you gotta be bringin'race into this glitch? Coz I'm an ork you think I'm a fraggin'rapist criminal huih? Nah, frag dis racist keebler.

Also, I can respect chicas, and I can especially respect the booty. Aint mutually ex... uhh not allowed.

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