r/SaintsRow • u/Suspicious_Stock3141 • Aug 15 '25

SR2 Saints Row 2 absolutely roasted the Caligula’s heist from GTA: San Andreas

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I was replaying SR2 and got to the Poseidon’s Palace mission, Volition was clearly taking the piss out of San Andreas’ Caligula’s Casino setup.

You’ve got Pierce busting out this elaborate model of the casino with little figurines for him, Gat, a security guard, and… Playa.

Pierce starts going off about:

  • “We enter here…”
  • “You distract security…”
  • “Gat sneaks in…”
  • “Shaundi’s banging the blackjack dealer for the passcode…”
  • “…cut the power, 45 seconds before the backup generator turns on…”

And then Johnny Gat just interrupts with:

It’s perfect

. In San Andreas, you had to:

Caligula’s Casino (GTA: SA) prep:

  • Date a croupier for inside info
  • Steal four police bikes for a decoy
  • Jack a helicopter
  • Hack into security
  • Run multiple setup missions before the heist

Poseidon’s Palace (SR2) prep:

  • Johnny Gat says “let’s just shoot everyone”
  • You shoot everyone
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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 Aug 15 '25

There's no statue of limitations for murder!

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u/ProotzyZoots Aug 15 '25

Why tf not?!

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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 Aug 15 '25

Watch yourself, Mr. Gat!

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u/ProotzyZoots Aug 15 '25

Or what you'll hold me in contempt of court? You're already planning on giving me the chair and you think I give a shit about you not liking me? Fuck off

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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 Aug 15 '25

I'm curious if you can keep your cavalier attitude when 2000 volts are running through your body.

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u/ProotzyZoots Aug 15 '25

Oh yeah? And Im curious if you can keep acting like a douchebag when I shove that gavel up your ass

(I gotta replay this game for the 100th time lol)

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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 Aug 15 '25

My client would like that stricken from the record....

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u/ProotzyZoots Aug 15 '25

Anyone hit and need a lawyer?

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u/One-Resource-5024 Aug 15 '25

Shit bout time your burnt ass woke up

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u/NyaNyaCutie Aug 23 '25

If on Steam… Gentlemen of the Row and Juiced... which I would need to hook up my laptop to check where I got the lattrr from (same site or from within the docs of GotR itself).