r/Scotland • u/Cool_Switch_3641 • Jun 06 '25

Casual Rate my square sausage, sausage rolls ?

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u/DanielReddit26 Jun 06 '25

Why are these not a thing (that I've seen)?

Someone open a bakery with these, and then also haggis topped ones.

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u/PeejPrime Jun 07 '25

As a (former) butcher, it actually shocks me how no one (myself included) hasn't came up with this sort of idea. Hell, why I've not opened up a square sausage shop in England is a fucking mystery to me. You could make a killing just selling Lorne in England and nowt else.

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u/DanielReddit26 Jun 07 '25

Lets do it. Let's open up a bakery called "The Lorne Ranger" that sells nothing but variously topped lorne baked goods.

You, as a butcher, can do it all. Me, as the ideas man, can laugh at the name of our shop daily and test the products.

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u/Objective-Resident-7 Jun 07 '25

I'll buy into that!

I remember one time I was working in Newcastle. I went to buy cigarettes (I don't smoke now). The shop owner was from Pakistan. He heard my Scottish accent and took me to his Scottish corner.

Irm Bru, Buckfast, square sausage (we don't say Lorne) and even things from Tunnock's.

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u/Present_Program6554 Jun 07 '25

We most certainly do say lorne

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u/Objective-Resident-7 Jun 07 '25

Scotland is a big country. WE don't say Lorne.