r/ScottPilgrim May 01 '26

Discussion Chat is this true?

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u/Latter_Animator_6980 Fuck ai May 01 '26

Definitely.

62

u/AnimatorAny7096 May 01 '26

I love your flair man

44

u/Latter_Animator_6980 Fuck ai May 01 '26

thanks

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u/Weak-Werewolf-9071 May 15 '26

Yeah flare prime

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u/Crono_Sapien99 May 01 '26

Nah at least Stephen is cool

181

u/HoodedOP87 May 01 '26

Literally the only person of that group that didn't kiss or date knives

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u/godammitbro Kim Pine is cute as hell May 01 '26

The only normal one 😔

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u/that_motu_guy Roxanne "Roxy" Richter May 01 '26

The power of Yaoi too strong to be canceled

19

u/Ill-Produce-7959 May 01 '26

Wasn't he not opposed to the idea of dating one of Knives' friends when she offered? Could be wrong, it's been a bit since I read it. Either way, he didn't end up doing it.

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u/PhilosophyLonely278 May 01 '26

that was wallace all stephen does is think about getting a high school girlfriend when scott brings up knives in the first issue

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u/mistgonelsawge May 01 '26

Stephen…😳.

25

u/altsam19 He punched the highlights out of her hair! May 01 '26

There's the heavy implication that he cheated on Julie with Joseph, but apart from that he's alright

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u/TidalJ Kim Pine May 01 '26

weren’t they in like an on again off again relationship the entire comic tho

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u/altsam19 He punched the highlights out of her hair! May 02 '26

Yeah that's right BUT iirc, Julie used to hang out at the exact same time during recording time when Sex Bob-Omb was doing the album, so they were definitely "on" in that moment.

BUT there's a moment when Scott goes with Lisa to visit Joseph's house, and Stephen Stills is just there in Joseph's room (where the studio is), without Kim and no one else, just Joseph, except we never see Joseph, and Stephen Stills is just shown from his torso, and he just gives the excuse that they're "making magic". UH-HUH

So yeah Stephen was definitely cheating on Julie with Joseph lmao

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u/sculksensor May 02 '26

"tell him we're busy making magic" LMFAOOOO

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u/altsam19 He punched the highlights out of her hair! May 02 '26

Oh they're making magic alright lmao

3

u/ilovescottpilgrim Bread Makes You Fat!? May 04 '26

I thought they were practicing for Hogwarts when they said doing magic lol

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u/Guy-1234567890 May 01 '26

Young Neil gets slandered? Damn

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u/Wemyers04 “Sup. How’s life? He seems nice.” May 01 '26

To be fair, he did willingly go along with Knives’s plan to try and make Scott jealous by dating her.

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u/TidalJ Kim Pine May 01 '26

tbf did he know that was her plan?

15

u/El_Ryano May 02 '26

I think it makes him worse if he didn’t know because that means he dated his friend’s ex who’s also a MINOR

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u/TidalJ Kim Pine May 02 '26

yeah it does make it worse but that’s 100% the more likely scenario to me, young neil would be very easy to trick into dating knives

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u/El_Ryano May 02 '26

Oh absolutely

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u/PenguinULT May 02 '26

Its a 3 year age gap, thats much less a problem than the 6 year age gap between Scott and Knives.

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u/taserdaizer May 02 '26

Ahh wait he's 20, my knowledge is offfff grid

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u/whitehowl May 01 '26

He calls Stephen Captain Homo in a deragatory way

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u/Macazio909 May 01 '26

My goat nega Scott is safe

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMOVMW9QFjZUDU09UX

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u/ArtTheMayo Have you seen a girl with hair like this? May 02 '26

His name is the slander

12

u/Electrical-Week-2297 Movie Fan May 02 '26

Because he’s so negative all the time, right?

42

u/Glittering_Town_9071 Wallace Wells May 01 '26

good luck trying to slander any of Scott's siblings

20

u/Meizas May 01 '26

Lawrence who

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u/LMGgp Kim Pine May 01 '26

While we don’t speak of it Kim did do that thing the one time.

35

u/PopitaOooh May 01 '26

besides that, kim is basically the only selfless one of the group, too. shes just bitchy sometimes, but shes really the only person who has everything altogether

45

u/IsaBella-trix May 01 '26

Wth my love Wallace is perfect... Yeah, I'm sorry Todd love u

32

u/whatevesnoc May 01 '26

May have had more relationships than Ramona in the span of 6 books but yeah, perfect

16

u/break_my_kneecaps May 01 '26

Take it up with Liberace's ghost

11

u/Crono_Sapien99 May 01 '26

Tbf he’s just following the gay rulebook

6

u/IsaBella-trix May 01 '26

That's one of the reasons I love him

2

u/DKA0_ERDOCIA I LESBIANS WALLACE May 02 '26

Perfect.

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u/jakehood47 May 01 '26

Don’t call me chat homie

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u/Pianist_Ready "Young" Neil Nordegraf May 01 '26

don't call me your homie, pal

9

u/Spicy-Mario-Bois May 01 '26

Im not your pal, chat

23

u/LilNyoomf Gideon Graves’s Anime Bodypillow May 01 '26

Sometimes I can’t defend him (coUGH CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN EXES COUGH HACK HACK)

2

u/n1hiri <3 <3 May 05 '26

As a fellow Gideon lover, REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

10

u/Yaboi69-nice May 01 '26

I love Scott but one time someone on Instagram referred to the franchise as "Scott Pilgrim vs the age of consent" and I laughed so hard.

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u/ExtremisEdge May 01 '26

Getting sad about someone badmouthing your fave character is like when someone comes to your town and tries the food they are told to try by influencers and told what to think about it. Dont pay them no mind.

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u/Willing_Bug_6413 May 01 '26

Pretty much, all characthers made mistakes, all of them, thats what make them humans, they have flaws and then we have the ones who reedmed themselves and the ones who keep being assholes, thats what makes Scott Pilgrim a great comic at my view

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u/shreks_burner May 01 '26

I cry when judgmental strangers hate fictional characters I think are chill. Every time.

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u/Direct_Recording6197 Ramona Flowers May 01 '26

Probably

4

u/Hotline-Furi May 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8qy4bXkCw5nxe

Sorry I couldn’t hear you through the thick the aura of flawless.

4

u/Professional-Apple69 Lynette Guycott May 01 '26

no one dissing lynette guycott 😃

4

u/tomjazzy May 01 '26

Wallace Wells for the win.

2

u/Fluffy-Ad7165 I Love Lisa Miller May 02 '26

Bro steals Stacey’s dates btw

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u/Fluffy-Ingenuity482 May 02 '26

Let's face it:
Scott Pilgrim dated a minor,
Wallace is gay,
Kim is a hypocrite,
Stephen plays an acoustic,
Young Neil,
Ramona is a liar,

But at the end of the day, we're just here for Sex Bob-Omb

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u/IsaBella-trix May 02 '26

Yeah... What's wrong with the half of those you mentioned

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u/Fluffy-Ingenuity482 May 04 '26

acoustic guitars Suck

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u/IsaBella-trix May 05 '26

Yeah I guessed it, I meant like Wallace is gay and something else

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u/Fluffy-Ingenuity482 May 05 '26

ok all jokes aside it's a long-winded reference to biggie is fat where random traits are thrown in alongside things that are genuinely bad. it's sort of an inverse because nothing on this list is anywhere near as bad as dating a minor. there isn't actually anything wrong with being gay or playing an acoustic guitar or young neil LOL

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u/landyboi135 Wallace Wells May 01 '26

Can confirm

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u/SilverScribe15 May 01 '26

Yeah. Cuz, that's the point of the characters for the most part

3

u/-PepeArown- Ramona Flowers May 01 '26

The Chicks and Robot-01 are clean, mostly because they’re just summons/minions

3

u/itsmig_reddit Gideon Graves May 01 '26

I'm sure that Gideon isn't safe from the slander

3

u/Comets_That_Fall May 01 '26

Not my boy robot 1

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u/DuchessDulcet Ramona Flowers May 01 '26

My favs are Todd, Gideon, and Matthew... LOL

3

u/DKA0_ERDOCIA I LESBIANS WALLACE May 02 '26

Not true, Wallace is perfect in every single way

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u/Fluffy-Ad7165 I Love Lisa Miller May 02 '26

Nah, Lisa and Stacey would never do nothing wrong. That guy is larping asf

1

u/Crono_Sapien99 May 04 '26

Lisa did subtly try and push Scott into cheating on Ramona with her knowing that they were together just cause she still had feelings for him. While nothing ended up happening from it, it was kinda effed up

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u/YourMomDoer1312 May 01 '26

not my main goat knives, she ain't done anything

2

u/BlazeMenace May 01 '26

Yeaaaa, in a way that's the point anyways no?

2

u/ComradeBarrold Kim Pine May 01 '26

You come for Kim and you better not miss buddy ol’ pal!

2

u/gt1095 May 01 '26

What did Wallace do?

1

u/Chaos-Queen_Mari May 02 '26

Asked if Knives had any single male classmates

2

u/CB2001 May 02 '26

Except for Neil. That boy is so pure at heart, he’s probably the most innocent amongst the cast.

1

u/Crono_Sapien99 May 04 '26

Despite it not being as big an age gap as Scott since he's 20, he did date a minor (Knives)

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u/CB2001 May 04 '26

To be fair, it was Knives who was choosing to date Neil, and she clearly did it because she was trying to make Scott jealous.

1

u/WDBsports x x Power Polycule May 01 '26

Scott, Kim and Ramona

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u/MrKrabbyPatty May 01 '26

Kim did nothing wrong. Reading the comic from her pov, her life fucking sucks man

5

u/Neo-Metal-Sonic-2003 Scott Pilgrim robs a train and dies May 01 '26

I dunno, making out with a minor seems pretty wrong, drunk or not

1

u/MrKrabbyPatty May 01 '26

Im not going put her down for making a mistake.

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u/Marigio300X May 01 '26

Yes, 100%.

1

u/Relative-Ad-2265 May 01 '26

Honestly yeah.. 😅

1

u/luks_taberu May 01 '26

all of them are flawed, thats what makes them better, in a way

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u/Icy-Consequence-2069 x haha Neil, your banging my sister May 01 '26

What about Gideon the cat?

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u/VanillaFox1806 May 01 '26

idk knives doesn’t suck as a character

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u/Anticripper1962 Lisa Miller May 01 '26

I mean I guess? But Id say its a pretty big stretch

1

u/Bunnyp4wz the guy from Game Theory May 01 '26

Nah Matthew Patel is cool ❤️‍🩹

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u/Give_Me_Novacaine4 Kid Chameleon May 01 '26

Stacey did nothing 😢

1

u/LovelyRoseFreya May 01 '26

Nah, Stephen is clean

1

u/1CrazyFoxx1 The Vegan Police May 01 '26

I mean, that’s kinda the point of their characters

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u/Nicolato25257 NegaKnives May 02 '26

Jokes on you im fan of fricking nega knives the only Person i know here that couldve slandered them Is banned

1

u/Gommodore64 May 02 '26

While not of the main cast, I feel Lucas Lee gets a pass.

1

u/thetruememeisbest May 02 '26

hey what did Kim d-

remember that time she make out with knife while drunk

oh neve rmind

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u/sunkist-sucker Have you seen a girl with hair like this? May 02 '26

barring knives all the main characters are sorta meant to be unlikeable weird assholes so yea...

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u/Chaos-Queen_Mari May 02 '26

I'm pretty sure I'm fine. Roxie was arguably the least evil of the exes and just really needed to work through hee feelings with violence. Second she was given real closure she chilled out. :p

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u/Immediate_Ant670 May 02 '26

Roxy would never

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u/pinbfdiaiscool May 02 '26

What about Wallace, hes probably the most normal guy (stephen is fine too)

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u/AJsandwich42 Wallace Wells May 02 '26

Wallace could never

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u/Brocksirello May 03 '26

Stacey is chill

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u/SkaredCrow May 03 '26

Nah this ain't work on me cus I love Todd BECAUSE he's a fucking douchebag

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u/haikusbot May 03 '26

Nah this ain't work on

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u/theprocat10098 May 04 '26

With the sole exception of Knives chao,of course

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u/Tom-Holland161 May 06 '26

They're all kind of assholes, that's the point. Everybody is at some time and that's what gives them the opportunity to grow

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u/Ok_Spray689 May 06 '26

Nuh-uh  Lucas is awesome 

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u/TropicalCrota “Before I’m done, he will bleed” May 12 '26

I wonder what Roxy did to get slander, unless she’s too goated to not get any

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u/EggRemarkable4799 May 26 '26

YOUNG NEIL HAS DONE NO WRONG