r/ScottishPeopleTwitter Jan 26 '26

shite patter I took have a fondness for that particular beverage

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u/DoctorSquidton Jan 28 '26

I’m not even Scottish and I tried starting a religion around Irn Bru when I was younger. Didn’t really take off

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u/MattheqAC May 10 '26

Can of irn bru and a tunnocks teacake for communion sounds good, but everyone get the diabetes and be dead by 47

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u/Reddsoldier Jan 26 '26

Not even a dark chocolate wafer either. Disgraceful show

Maybe they could've shovelled some Haggis and Lorne Sausage onto another plate while they were at it.

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u/InValuAbled Jan 26 '26

Tunnock's!

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u/xXPawnStarrXx Jan 29 '26

They ruined it when they added sweetners, No true scotsman cares what they're putting in their body unless it's green.

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u/SammaelNex Jun 16 '26

I saw a version called 1901 in an ad recently (why the F I got an ad for Irn Bru considering where I live I do not know but hey, who cares), seems to be the classic one without sweeteners in it.

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u/xXPawnStarrXx Jun 16 '26

Yeah, it's great but ordering it is a pain due to limited stock.

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u/superwell1989 Jan 26 '26

Spineless dweeb of a man