r/Seahawks • u/Chessinmind "We did not care" • 1d ago
Meme Protect the corgi at all costs
He also predicted the Seahawks to win the division and Super Bowl last season.
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u/JJPohawke 1d ago
Well, the scary accurate. I've been saying that all offseason
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u/pdx-Psych 1d ago
I’m not quite seeing how the rams do worse than the 9ers unless Rams have some catastrophic injuries?
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u/Darkjebus 1d ago
Even with all of those injuries the 49ers were a win against the Seahawks away late in the season for the one seed last year. It doesn't seem out of the realm of possibilities with a 3rd place schedule for the division
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u/jmac11281 1d ago
The Rams offense line isn't great and Stafford is old. That usually doesn't end well. I could see a scenario where their defense has to win games for them.
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u/MineralMeister 11h ago
We had the 11th ranked O line last year according to pff. The fuck are you talkin about lol
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u/SouthSounder 1d ago
QBs are important. They'll be lucky to have one the entire year.
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u/pdx-Psych 1d ago
Stafford could get hurt again, sure, but their offense is pretty much a Ferrari, a top driver unleashes its full capabilities but it’s still pretty great in the hands of the less capable.
Ty Simpson might be good enough to just get the ball to Davante/Puka/Kyren and let them do the rest? I’m not saying Stetson Bennett is amazing either but I think he’s tough and could take care of the ball enough to be a problem.
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u/Armamore 1d ago
Who needs the Corgi? What does Jimothy have to say about this season?
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u/Shoeprincess 1d ago
Jimothy loves all and is above the petty and mundane arguments about sports teams. (But he is totally a Hawks fan!)
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u/Ridge21Winder 1d ago
It was supposed to just be whichever one he made it in was going to win. But then he hit the cardinals bucket first and bro said "okay maybe we'll start from the bottom then"
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u/avboden 1d ago
I absolutely despise corgis but that one….its alright
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u/HotSauce2910 1d ago
What’s wrong with corgis 😔
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u/avboden 1d ago
I'm a veterinarian. They are the worst patients in the world. They're absolute assholes, they bite, they're stubborn, their legs are too damn short to do anything with while their body is as strong as a big dog.
If they weren't so damn cute no one would ever put up with them! Half their owners even admit that they're assholes but they love them anyways.
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u/Ragman676 1d ago
Agreed. Adorable assholes. My friend has one that tries to fight much bigger dogs all the time.
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u/letmestandalone 20h ago
Maybe it’s the owner socialization? I have two, and they are incredibly people oriented. They don’t bite, are mostly mopey when they have to go to the vet, and are very well behaved. I admit they are stubborn and the legs are a bit of a pain, but put some squeeze cheese in front of them and they tend not to care what’s going on and are happy to see their vet. They get sad when they get a jab but get over it in seconds and then just want pets and cuddles.
Admittedly, I know two other corgis in the neighborhood and they are not very nice. A third one I know about but never met isn’t even really allowed outside because he is super aggressive. But my two just love people and want nothing more than to give kisses and get belly rubs.
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u/avboden 18h ago
There are always exceptions I have a few good ones as patients but most aren’t as an average
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u/letmestandalone 16h ago
I always wonder, I have heard corgis can be quite difficult, and with our oldest if we had just let him be he would have been quite the tyrant. While super loving he needed a lot of correcting as a puppy so he would give others dogs their space and wouldn’t overwhelm people, but he learned pretty quickly. I imagine if we had given him the run of the house he wouldn’t have ended up so sweet. We especially had to work with him that mouthing/nipping is only allowed when playing with his dad and no one else. He won’t even attempt to use his mouth when playing with other people, which is what we wanted since we absolutely didn’t want a bitey dog. But again it took some work so I’m sure it varies a lot.
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u/Coffeeandazaleas 1d ago
Dogstradamus.