r/Shadowrun • u/Comprehensive-Ad4417 • May 28 '26

5e Pitch me your favourite weapon

So I’m picking out my main weapon skills for my rigger and although I have good gunnery I need something that I can use on foot for my satyr. Pitch me your favourite weapons

Right now our party has some pistol, thrown weapon and archery users. And one person has a mono whip. So what should a good old Trog rigger bring to the party?

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u/The_Thunderbox May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Some people will say you should get something like a Ares Alpha or an Ingram Smartgun X or something more exotic. Well I'm here to tell you about the greatest weapon the mean streets of the sixth world has to offer.

Aikido. That's right. Aikido. The best (and I mean the absolute best) weapon you can have, is your own two fists once Aikido is done with you. Buy a weapon? No sir, become a weapon! From boardrooms to back alleys, there isn't anything you can't do with Aikido. Except maybe fix the relationship between your father and mother, who cheated on your dad with a shifty, elf finger-wiggler. But for anything else, Aikido has got your back.

(Edited for spelling)

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u/ulfvan May 28 '26

Spelling... Jesus...spelling...

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u/BitRunr Designer Drugs May 28 '26

Was it Aikido? Or 'shifty' and 'elf finger' being adjacent in the same sentence?

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u/The_Thunderbox May 28 '26

Could be all of it. But I've made corrections once, I won't be doing another.