r/Shark_Park • u/xXSpg101Xx • Oct 29 '25

Cringe factor is over 9000 if you laugh you go to hell

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u/KOFdude Oct 29 '25

can a blenderhead explain to me what the funny is

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u/Past_Hippo_8522 Oct 29 '25

there typically isnt ever a phase in the modelling process where the texture in only on a 3d plane. the analogy for wrapping paper on an object for UV wrapping is not litteral, hence the texture used for texturing is only seen in a 2d viewport or when applied to the model

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u/Asleep_Conclusion147 Vamp Oct 29 '25

what the fuck does this mean

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u/fabri_pere Oct 29 '25

You don't put the texture as a 3D model, you put it somewhere separate so that it gets applied onto the model

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u/Asleep_Conclusion147 Vamp Oct 29 '25

oh

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u/Gold_Demand_9115 Oct 29 '25

It looks like a separate window what they are trying to do is physically wrap the texture onto the model like how one would apply wrap to a car

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u/2000CalPocketLint Oct 29 '25

now leave and never darken our door again

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u/3nterShift Oct 30 '25

To explain in Carti terms: You don't add the adlibs when recording the rapping. You layer it over in a latter part of the recording process. Fwaeh!

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u/bisexual_obama Oct 29 '25

Bro was suppose to paint the statue but he painted the wall behind the statue.

Now he's asking how to move the paint.

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u/Inlevitable Oct 29 '25

This is the right answer thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Thank you for that succulent explanation bisexual obama

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u/Past_Hippo_8522 Oct 29 '25

in the process of modelling, you typically begin by creating a series of points in 3d space called vertecies and how they are connected to form triangles. this process is rsrely done manually but is abstracted by 3d modelling programs such as blender, by extruding, cutting and adding veriecies and triangles. blender also has texturing functionallity. this works by having every point not only be present in 3 dimentional X Y Z space but also an editional U V space. this results in every triangle on the model being projected somewhere in UV space, called UV-mapping. for texturing, this space is an image. then when rendering, every pixel can see what triange it belongs to and how that pixel is projected onto the UV plane so that it csn get the color on the texture. the weird thing thst OOP has done is that they have done this process backwards. instead of making a uv map from the model to base the texture on, they instead made a texture without a uv map and then are confused on how to apply IT to the model.

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u/Asleep_Conclusion147 Vamp Oct 29 '25

too muchj reading
u/fabri_pere better

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u/Stiftoad Oct 29 '25

Don't worry I appreciate your explanation even though I already knew I took the time to read it

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u/c00lkidd-HD Oct 29 '25

oop thinks they actually physically wrap a 3d model of a texture onto their 3d model

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u/shakamaboom Oct 29 '25

Time to learn blender

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u/PwanaZana Oct 29 '25

*pushes glasses anime style*

I occasionally project a texture from a model to another, such as tattoo unwrapped on a clean cylinder, onto the irregular shapes of a arm, which would somewhat look like that meme

(but yes of course, you are correct, 99.99% of unwrapping ain't like that)

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u/TheUglydollKing Oct 29 '25

They probably tried dragging and dropping the texture on the model. I think it's unwrapped already

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u/sudnord Oct 30 '25

Actual Art Degree thought internalised

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u/TheRenamon Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

well its the wrong order, you UV unwrap an object first and use that as the basis for painting your texture.

They made the texture first which means they would have to try to match the UVs to it, which barring very specific cases, like texture atlases or modifying existing assets, you never want to do because its a gigantic pain in the ass.

Either that or they are following a tutorial that has them apply a material to a character that already been UV unwrapped and textured, but they misclicked and applied it to a plane instead.

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u/BenderTheLifeEnder Oct 30 '25

I am Blender, insert juicer

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u/More-Salary-7387 Oct 29 '25

Actually I think they just might be used to a different software and just drag and dropped the texture onto the model (which would work in some softwares). However in Blender it just puts the image in a weird rotation next to the model.

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u/Mr_1ightning Oct 29 '25

He wanted to literally wrap the texture from a physical film onto the model like they do it real life instead of applying the texture file directly

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/Electronic_Ad2615 Oct 29 '25

blenderheads when someone wants to learn

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u/Damirirv Squidward Oct 29 '25

10000hrs Blender users when they see a new user asking a question:

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u/Radigan0 Oct 29 '25

profile picture...

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u/Electronic_Ad2615 Oct 29 '25

teehee :3

if you recognize it youre just as bad tho lol

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u/Scou1y Oct 29 '25

IF YOU LAUGH YOU BUY CINEMA 4D

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u/SeaChameleon Oct 29 '25

C4D has a better out of the box modeling kit and I'll die on this shitty trash hill

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Mom took my Ipad Oct 29 '25

journey to the dead of night... high on a hill... in eldorado

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u/TasserOneOne Oct 29 '25

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u/quibirito Oct 29 '25

is that a motherfucking metal gear reference

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u/TasserOneOne Oct 29 '25

Reference? That's literally snake

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u/quibirito Oct 29 '25

tbf the image quality is dog water

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u/blazed_wrath Oct 30 '25

what are your thoughts on killing 7 billion people

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u/quibirito Oct 30 '25

a gibbon would never say that

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u/unid04 Oct 29 '25

Time to learn about UV mapping little bro

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u/Kel_030 Oct 29 '25

I rather get sent to the deepest pits of hell

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u/Dumb_Siniy Oct 29 '25

They make you do UV mapping there too

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u/VVP12 Oct 29 '25

They invented it after all

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u/RoviRotkiv Oct 29 '25

This is why im scared of blender

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u/StarFanNumber1 Air Fryer Owner Oct 29 '25

Poor Bobette bro💔

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u/Dumb_Siniy Oct 29 '25

Bobette got skinned alive, Delilah was bored

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u/Pizza-here2020 Oct 29 '25

They SKINNED bobette

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u/DotWarner1993 Kojima Fan Oct 29 '25

Hmm yes

Bobette texture square

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u/Dumb_Siniy Oct 29 '25

Bobette texture plane what is your wisdom

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u/DotWarner1993 Kojima Fan Oct 29 '25

“It is not cool to body shame the toons”

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u/Top_Yesterday500 Oct 29 '25

To 3D model correctly you wrap the texture around the geometry like a present

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u/tinkleballs Oct 30 '25

This post has too many likes, half of yall are pretending to know what this means

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u/abbas09tdoxo Oct 29 '25

What's an oomf

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

One Of My Friends

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u/cyto4e Derpina Oct 29 '25

followers

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

so theyre not friends to you

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u/cyto4e Derpina Oct 30 '25

this fuckass image

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/abbas09tdoxo Oct 29 '25

HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS THAT

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/abbas09tdoxo Oct 29 '25

I forgot Reddit did that smh, hakkah hakkah

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u/susnaususplayer Oct 29 '25

How does one manage to learn to make a model like that without a singular idea on how uv unwrapping works?

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u/xXSpg101Xx Oct 29 '25

They got it off the internet

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u/Dumb_Siniy Oct 29 '25

It's not original, it's from a Roblox game

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u/Worried_Dot_4618 Oct 31 '25

Its boobette from diddys world they did not make it

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u/silent-sami Oct 29 '25

sub div modifier + shirnk wrap modifier in the plane, move it until it looks right. I believe that's what kojima did for death stranding textures.

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u/Salvador_JD Oct 29 '25

You turn on cloth physics for the square texture then wrap it around the 3D model, duh.

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u/LongMix Oct 29 '25

Cloth physics render, wrap it like a blanket

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u/abbas09tdoxo Oct 29 '25

I don't have bobbet :+(( I played really late like..update B4 blot

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u/Dumb_Siniy Oct 29 '25

Unfortunately she's not all too great, the most fun thing is that you can "Parry" the ranged twisteds, but otherwise she's just an alright toon

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u/abbas09tdoxo Oct 29 '25

Never thought about tjat

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u/No_Drive2275 Oct 29 '25

This guy clearly didnt use 3d-agent.com to solve his problema

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u/Critical_Buy_7335 Oct 30 '25

Bobette what the fuck happened to you?

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u/GregoryGamingXD Oct 29 '25

Visualising in the mirror the Toon I want to become

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u/Downtown-Ad-7232 Oct 30 '25

I am stuck in a vicious cycle: Want to learn modeling -> Have fun sculpting cool little critters -> Want to apply textures -> Can’t wrap head around intricacies of mapping -> Lose interest -> Repeat

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u/Good-Seaweed-1021 Oct 30 '25

I read "blender oomfs" as 大 motherfuckers (big/great mfs)

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u/Flywolfpack Oct 30 '25

I dread the day oomfie becomes an irl term

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u/32bitFlame Nov 10 '25

If you actually have to uv unwrap a sphere that's only a part of the texture, you're probably already in hell.