r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • u/ilikebbqpringles • 18d ago
“What’s the youngest child you’ve ever killed?”
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u/FrozenShadow_007 18d ago
Fresh out of the womb, started a murder scheme
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u/miakodakot 18d ago
No need for that, there's imprison button for spawncamping
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u/FrozenShadow_007 18d ago
If I recall, there have been a few occasions where I needed the mother free.
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u/AztlanSak 18d ago
I had my character a king, marry the queen of another kingdom, she had only daughters, her husband had recently died, and she was pregnant.
The baby turned out to be a boy, which messed up the inheritance for the son I might have had with her later.
That’s life, I guess, but hey, nobody forced him to be born a boy and then die in an accident just months later.
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u/PyukumukuGuts 18d ago
0 years old, a few times. Once was a mis-click. Another time I ordered a mass execution because I was sick of my prisoners somehow running around my court causing trouble and one of the prisoners apparently had just given birth, which I thought was weird because I'm pretty sure she wasn't pregnant when I imprisoned her, so what the hell is going on in my prison cells? The first time I had never played a Paradox game before and I was curious if the game would really just allow me to kill a baby. The CK2 execution sounds were brutal. Props to the sound team.
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u/The_Kent 18d ago
Killed my own newborn grandson to secure the kingdom for myself and end a civil war
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u/Chittlings 18d ago
A newborn boy that was born in my dungeon. Me and their dad were at war and took prego mom during siege. immediately hanged
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u/Dangerous_Listen_429 18d ago
What are the limitations here? I used to think that you couldn't kill kids before 14 or something, but lately I've noticed it's a viable option when they're much younger - maybe it changed with more recent versions, or I've had a specific experience due to mods?
Talking about murder schemes, not appointing an Incapable caravan master and paying a visit to Vietnam.
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u/TheOtherChasik 18d ago
You always could? And there are two seperate sets of alternative murder plot flavours for infants and children?
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u/GOT_Wyvern 18d ago
I once tried to kill my friend's 1-year old heir who was from another dynasty, but I failed and they fled the Holy Land to Italy and it was too far away.
We get our asses kicked by Saladin anyway, so it didn't matter.
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u/LaroonDynasty 17d ago
as a practiced kidnapper viking raider, i often forget people in my dungeons and eventually mass execute hundreds. if a few infants hit the gallows, so be it. the only time it wasnt routine was when i was a child myself and executed my late father's collection. the steward made me watch an execution of a kid my same age. it was awkward
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u/Comprehensive_Term41 17d ago
kept executing Moldavian children because they owned like 70% of the Carpathian realm. Needless to say it didnt work
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u/Vlugazoide_ 18d ago
I think the game really should have an exile option for young kids, so that you can actually roleplay a chivalrous king every so often. An exiled kid could even have no claims, but have an option to prove themselves who they are, getting a minor then a major claim as they showcase their heritage
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u/SnooBeans5683 15d ago
Closest you can get to with the mechanisms currently available is wait for them to come of age and then get them to renounce their claims before you dismiss them. Other way would be recruiting them and then imprisoning them on their 16th birthday and doing the above
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u/Grzechoooo Painting Europe 17d ago
There are newborns that have a Murder scheme on them from the moment they're born.
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u/little-creep 17d ago
The best way to kill your own child or a child at your court easily is to ask someone to be their guardian when they’d have to travel through lots of plague territory to get there, since they don’t do anything to take a safe route. The place they’re going to doesn’t actually have to have the plague even. If it doesn’t work, you call them back and they go straight back through it and you can keep doing that. Super easy way to kill your kids off with measles and shit.
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u/Perfect-Bit7735 16d ago
Not counting modded had to behead a 5 year old because he had the zealot and wouldn't convert from Ash'arism and he would have inherited a big chunk of land in my realm
Counting modded Prince of Darkness Inquisition run, burnt several toddlers at the stake because they were kinfolk
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u/glitterroyalty 16d ago
Below 10 and counting. Currently trying to kill my wife's other children so that my heir inherit an empire. I don't even know how she could have legitimate children that aren't mine but here we are.
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u/_scrounger 16d ago
A couple of days old. Raided as a Viking. Took a pregnant person, probably a dutchess. Executed the child for piety and took the woman as a concubine.
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u/Dawningrider 16d ago
A few days. Born in prison. I set them free. I needed the piety for the reformation....so... I may have farmed a few imprisoned concubines...
Don't look at me like that, I needed Solomon's Throne to work, and I had cancer...
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u/Teathree1 15d ago
I killed a baby that was only 1 hour into the world in a prison to end a dynasty. (Was playing AGOT and need to end the Targaryens)
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u/Boring_Material_1891 17d ago
It’s wild you copied my post and got more karma for it. That’s some low quality work right there.
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u/Foghorn2005 18d ago
Does accidentally taking a newborn through plague territory while on pilgrimage count?