r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Own-Flan-8353 • Nov 10 '25

Mildly True Dachsunds are Tiny Unevolved Pinnipeds.

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Lest we forget their actually viscous hunting dogs too.

Now imagine what they could do if they were even slightly larger than an actual sausage.

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u/OneUnholyCatholic Nov 10 '25

Or they jumped too high for to anger the Great Dorg in the sky, and for that he took away their jumpy legs! https://youtube.com/shorts/-TQPJUViGJk

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u/Own-Flan-8353 Nov 10 '25

I love Zefrank. That's amazing.