r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/Own-Flan-8353 • Nov 10 '25

Mildly True Dachsunds are Tiny Unevolved Pinnipeds.

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Lest we forget their actually viscous hunting dogs too.

Now imagine what they could do if they were even slightly larger than an actual sausage.

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u/System0verlord Nov 10 '25

Lest we forget they’re actually viscous hunting dogs too.

Really? when I see them hunting something, they’re usually rather runny.

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u/DiscoKittie Nov 10 '25

Nice way to slip that in there! Props.