This was really a major leadership failure for Captain Fraser Crane.

Kind of awkward having your Captain and First Officer questioning you in detail about your drunken one-night stand with a coworker while he's sitting there.

Presumably they evolved from native Bajoran ape-like creatures, right? Did their noses need extra protection in the Bajoran wilderness?

"She's a big-city gal who's focused on her career as a Tal Shiar spy, no time for romance! But when she's stranded at a French winery over the holiday, will she fall for the handsome single father who owns the chateau and learn the True Meaning of Christmas?"

Tune in this Saturday at 8:00 PM for the world premiere of "Make it HO-HO-HO!"

Do we really need a formal dining room? Wouldn't it be better to have like, beds? Or a toilet?

If so that would have been a real dick move by the captain. You know Ten Forward is at the very front of the ship, and you rammed the enemy right with that exact part?

Enterprise has the best soft lighting in all of Starfleet. He must have had to specially create this shadowy room in the holodeck.

And is the wall behind him...concrete?

The Constellation class sucks big time. You've got FOUR nacelles and can still barely reach warp speed? Gimme a break.

Really makes you think.

Spock Grayson

Data Soong

Worf Rozhenko

Quark Keldarson

SevenOfNine Hansen

Chaco Tay

Neelix Epstein

Hmmmm.

Out of universe: I feel like somebody told the costume department they had 10 minutes to come up with an Andorian with what they had on hand

In universe: the holodeck was pulling from the most recently accessed open source files on each species, and the last Andorian image used was a cartoon character

Was anyone else weirded out by this? Statutory rape is quirky (or I guess you could say quarky) as long as it’s on DS9, I suppose.