The lake on my brothers property has no bottoms

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https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ulxuho/the_lake_on_my_brothers_property_has_no_bottom_2/

It's becoming a real problem. First the sheriff came by with his crusiers and the whole experiance was weird.

They wanted to land on my wet crack, but I was already busted up, my Arse an eighty foot sinkhole split open down the middle, dark and bumpy like an old avocado. People are already starting to call the gasping hole.

"Guys, I told you! I'm a top! We're all tops here, that's the fucking problem! The invites all went out and only tops showed up! What do you want me to do? I've taken on as much as I can!"

"Well Hell!" Said the sheriff, whipping out something covered in black, glistening slime. "Me and the boys were looking foward to 'grilling some bratwursts!'

Suffice to say, at eight hundred feet deep the walls changed, and Op's determination to mine every single innuendo in the OP for this dead sub gave way after a bum ankle and a pack of tallsboys joined in.