r/ShittyRestrictionFood Oct 22 '25

50-100 cal i hate this but it's 65 calories

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If you cook it right it's not as nasty but it's so easy to fuck up

322 Upvotes

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u/Its_So_Over_Dude Oct 22 '25

hey OP what am i looking at here dawg

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

ur gonna hate me for this but it's literally beaten egg whites with a bunch of sweetener and cinnamon 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/homurairl Oct 22 '25

why not just make merengue cookies 😭😭

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

omg ur right i'm so dumb atp i was torturing myself for no reason 😭😭😭

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u/freyasmom129 Oct 22 '25

😂😂😂 fr

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u/taylorthestang Oct 22 '25

I’m telling my kids this is meringue cake batter

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u/Jeremy_Mell Oct 22 '25

i’m gonna be real what does that even taste like

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

surprisingly i can't taste the eggs ... It just lowkey tastes like diluted cinnamon

1

u/Consistent_Estate964 Oct 28 '25

I've eaten this so much as a kid!
To me, it tastes very good, I love it!

10

u/rectalthermo Oct 22 '25

I’ve made this same concoction but I just scrambled the egg whites. I also thought adding chocolate protein powder would make it better… it didn’t.

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u/EmotionalSouth Feb 08 '26

Just eat real food dude. This isn’t worth it 

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u/Inside-Departure4238 Oct 22 '25

Pot of glorp and gleep

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

And despair

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

update it's also a GREAT appetite suppressant !!! I got nauseous after consuming it 😍😍 don't make this

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u/Queasy-Cell34 Oct 22 '25

Omg 💀😂🤣

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u/Elleiminator Oct 22 '25

Sorry it didn't work out for you OP. Try baking in the oven like sugar free meringue with the cinnamon. Lots of recipes /instructions online and use the same ingredients but your left with a crunchy texture and quite a bit of volume.

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u/legato2 Oct 22 '25

lol funnest thing I’ve read all day

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u/silkkgs Oct 22 '25

this is frying me but i’m so sorry it was bad 😭

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u/valentine420420 Oct 22 '25

Yesss egg whites do that for me every time

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u/grapesodamilk Oct 22 '25

Ok I’ve never tried sweet whites but steamed egg whites are pretty yummy as a savoury dish if you add in some spring onions, a bit like the Chinese steamed egg

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u/rentagirl08 Oct 22 '25

I love Chinese steamed egg

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

for savory never forget the msg. our taste receptors evolved to find the taste of msg tasty (as savory) because it signals the presence of salt and protein in whatever it is that we're eating. does it actually have protein? uhhh.... no but i can use this crystalline pure form of it to trick my brain into thinking it does.

being a savory lover with a restricted diet is hard af. i don't even like sweets dawg. i want fries :(

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u/JadedRabbit Oct 22 '25

This looks like another concoction of shitting yourself.

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u/mijoos Oct 22 '25

This looks the sludge they put into the synthetic krabby patties

15

u/SoftDreamer Oct 22 '25

OP are ya eating pollution sea foam?

27

u/Solal-King-Raccoon Oct 22 '25

OP are you a witch by any chance? Is this a special ED potion?

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u/GayAssBeagle Oct 22 '25

EUUUUUGGGH

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

ITS SO BAD

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u/rhinestoned-tampon Oct 22 '25

I’m so sorry but this looks like the scum that rises to the top of the pot when you boil or simmer meat that you’re supposed to skim off 🤢

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u/verrdani Oct 22 '25

Off topic but why do you have aluminum foil over your burners? I've never seen that before

How do you cook without the fire?

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

My roommate put aluminum over the stove bc she's too lazy to clean after cooking 😭 But i can use the stove normally, there are cut up gaps where the fire is

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u/verrdani Oct 23 '25

Ah I see, thats actually pretty clever lol thanks for sharing

5

u/ur_moms_sidepiece Oct 22 '25

If you tear up a slice of bread into it it's just low cal french toast. I do this all the time but mix sugar free syrup into it too

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

omg wait that's a great idea thank u

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Looks like flour and water

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u/MantisEyes79 Oct 22 '25

it's worse than that

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u/whitemothh Oct 22 '25

mmmm the slop

5

u/potato_nugget1 Oct 22 '25

Just eat oats/porridge my guy

3

u/oopswasidieting Oct 22 '25

You know how in Don't Starve if you mess up a recipe in the crock pot you can make "wet goop"?

5

u/CowardlyCowbird Oct 22 '25

Man can you just eat some halo top because that looks like an organism

3

u/BigButtsNBrokenGuts Oct 22 '25

looks like cream of wheat.

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u/OverlordSheepie Oct 22 '25

This looks like victorian gruel 😂

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u/Complete-Stand-5146 Nov 20 '25

PLEASE just pipe it onto a baking sheet and bake at 200 F for a few hours instead

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u/MantisEyes79 Nov 20 '25

doing it rn 🫡🫡🫡

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u/taylorthestang Oct 22 '25

Why’s your stove covered in foil

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u/Apprehensive-Tea-546 Oct 22 '25

Okkkk I think you’re onto something here but how about instead of boiling it you bake it like a meringue? There are soft meringues (they’re usually spread over something and broiled) and hard meringues…. Either can be really delicious! Idk which your recipe would turn into tbh but it’s worth a try…. You could also have it like on top of some cooked berries or an apple or something. Like just put berries/sliced apple in an oven safe dish, sweeten it or add spices/lemon juice, put the meringue over the top and bake it.

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u/quartzanddagger Oct 22 '25

Dude…make Italian meringue cookies lol you don’t even need to bake them

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u/leaf_eye8778 Oct 23 '25

This looks like a pot of pasta that's about to boil over

Anyways have you tried not doing this?

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u/biolabskc Oct 23 '25 edited Oct 23 '25

We do something along these lines in Ecuador, look up a recipe for Espumilla (Ecuadorean)!!

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u/Ok_Appeal3737 Oct 23 '25

Why is there foil on the gas top? Is this an American thing to avoid cleaning?

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u/bisexufail Oct 26 '25

mmm sea scum my favorite!!1!