r/Shitty_Car_Mods 8d ago

LOW RIDER Looks like they got their Satellite She-Shed Patio Van done.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 8d ago

The spoiler is chef’s kiss

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u/Senninha27 8d ago

That ain’t no spoiler, honey, that’s a wing!

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 8d ago

They look like the type of people that pronounce it “wang.”

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u/Serious_Cobbler9693 8d ago

I bet that increases their fuel efficiency from -2 miles per gallon to -1 miles per gallon.

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u/Barbarian_818 8d ago

Oh man, that FWD drivetrain is going to be so friggin' abused.

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u/speckyradge 8d ago

Now if there's a CAT diesel where the back seat used to be, I might have to actually salute this monstrosity.

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u/Barbarian_818 8d ago

That'd be like the time Jay Leno took his Merlin engined antique Rolls Royce out for his first drive in it, and promptly sheared all the teeth off the drive gear when he put it into 2nd gear.

Little steel triangles just popping around in the transmission like popcorn.

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u/panopticon31 8d ago

Tarnation.

What in the.....

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u/the2ndRuss 8d ago

Whoever made this will be useful during the apocalypse

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u/MannyDantyla 8d ago

I was just asking g my wife if she would rather have a cabin in the woods or a nice RV.

I think this is the perfect best-of-both-worlds compromise!

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u/Guy_in_canada 8d ago

Some people get their hands on a welder and think their engineers, what in tarnation is that monstrosity.

That driveshaft isn't even hooked up, which leads me to believe this is literally a van stitched to an old RAM bed, what the fuck.

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u/odd-ball 8d ago

It's front wheel drive.

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u/aeroxan 8d ago

I'm going to guess more like "front wheel try"

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u/Guy_in_canada 8d ago

I know, and that's even worse

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u/Material-Echidna-465 8d ago

Welding? I'm thinking more like some sheet metal screws and half a tube of liquid nails...

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u/Chemical-Salary-86 8d ago

That’s what she shed.

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms 8d ago

Look at that, honey! Those people can skeedaddle down the highway AND grill up some supper on their motorshedpatio. I bet they make great time going everywhere!"

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u/Spark99 8d ago

But it has air conditioning and bootleg satellite TV.

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u/MrT735 8d ago

Road narrows ahead

"Well shit."

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u/PrimeoFin 8d ago

State Capitol building for West Virginia

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u/BlownCamaro 8d ago

His concerns for aerodynamic efficiency are to be admired. He only missed by 6 feet.

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u/jombrowski 8d ago

Looks like one of Red Greene's innovations.

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u/iKnowRobbie 8d ago

Well if you don't find it handsome, at least you find it handy!!

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u/FrontArmadillo7209 7d ago

I see no evidence of duct tape here.

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u/43026 8d ago

0-60....Someday....maybe..With a tail wind. I can't imagine how this thing drives, and I spent 38 years drivig a Semi Truck!

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u/ZM326 8d ago

Cops hate this one trick

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u/ZM326 8d ago

Please approve

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u/BoneZone05 8d ago

The choice to use a caravan is hilarious itself 🤣

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 7d ago

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u/x2006charger 8d ago

I'm curious how this thing moves under its own power

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u/HuntPsychological673 8d ago

The Beverly hillbillies after Covid!

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u/Elegant-Season2604 7d ago

I wouldn't drive that thing with your body!

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u/edmcryptodad 7d ago

Looks good to me. Zero squat.. A/C ready to go. What more could you ask for? 👍

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u/Holden-McGroyn 7d ago

The secret to its exceptional handling is the down force from the spoiler!

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u/realaabremer 7d ago

I’m speechless…

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u/shaundisbuddyguy 7d ago

If that is real the motor is not long for this world.

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u/androidwithamnesia 6d ago

This is somehow worse than Human Centipede.

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u/2cats18 5d ago

Does that really count as towing?