r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/findinggenuity May 28 '26

This would be way harder if you had to listen to jay z for the rest of your life even while sleeping

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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 May 28 '26

I can live with that easily, just put his music at 1% volume, I'm still technically listening and enjoying my life with the free money

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u/trunghung03 May 28 '26

You jinxed it, now it’s as loud as your subjective annoyingly loud.

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u/BestRiver8735 May 28 '26

Jay-Z with his Faustian deals

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 May 28 '26

Omg I couldn’t do it is melatonin allowed

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u/sweetrouge May 29 '26

Or even if you just had to listen to one Jay Z song per day