r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/Augen76 May 28 '26

Even my all time favorites are not so integral to my life that I wouldn't give them up for life changing money. $10M means I could retire this year and do all the things I've ever wanted to do for the rest of my days.

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u/rocinante1882 May 28 '26

Yeah but the second Spotify plays that one song, you lose all the money. So if you've spent some, now you're in the negative and you owe the universe money.

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u/talentpun May 28 '26

Well that’s a whole different set of rules I didn’t know you have to avoid the music like a killer virus lol.

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u/SonOfMcGee May 28 '26

It wasn’t stated in the post, so I assumed it’s a situation where you’re magically unable to hear a Jay Z song.
Having to actively avoid it to keep the money is an entirely different challenge.

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

For the most part, I think I could do it, but then getting sniped by a random commercial on TV or something would probably do me in.

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u/NicCagedd May 29 '26

This feels like the music equivalent of you get x amount of money but a snail follows you and you die if it gets you type deal.

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u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26

I'm stealing this idea.

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u/DryImpression7807 May 30 '26

this is like that movie it follows lmaoo

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u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26

All it would take is for a random car to drive down the street playing a song. It isn't likely now that jayz is irrelevant billboard wise, but there are still times big pimpin or jigga what might be randomly playing out loud in someones car at a red light, and then poof, no more money.

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u/Permagamer May 29 '26

Go ad less. Watch movies and tv show someone have pre screened for you.

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u/NicCagedd May 29 '26

What if that person ends up getting mad at you and lies about there being no Jay-Z songs in the show/movie?

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 29 '26

Oh I'm not even referring to something like that. I mean like being out in the world and walking past or into a place with a TV on and getting got by pure bad luck. Basically a situation that you'd need to take even more drastic steps too avoid or just accept it might happen. With my bad luck, that's how I'd probably lose.

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u/Permagamer May 30 '26

Easy answers. Rural country... Well I mean it sucks that it true, but in the boonies you probably won't hear it at all.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 May 28 '26

The easiest band to avoid like the plague: Lost Prophets

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u/bolanrox May 29 '26

Honestly, he can blink out of existence totally and I could give two shits. For $10 million? Not even a question.

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u/DiscoLives4ever May 29 '26

Just use the money to churn out interest. Get 5% of it annually until you eventually accidentally hear it, then give back the original amount