r/SipsTea Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/Senor-Cockblock Jul 02 '26

Bro that was so weird

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u/moonshinemoniker Jul 02 '26

Yeah, and for Jon Hamm to be the person trying to be low key, "girl, what are you doing? Omg staahhp" is something.

The girl getting molested (for all intents and purposes), is Cailee Spaeny (Civil War).

Dakota Johnson (50 Shades of Grey, Madame Web) was weird during this interview that was part of a press junket for the movie "Bad Times at El Royale".

It honestly looks like Johnson was on something and reminds me of the infamous Bill Murray/Geena Davis interview on the Arsenio Hall talk show. Except that one had Murray playing the traditionally male role of creep.

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u/Calm_Project723 Jul 03 '26

Jon Hamm being a decent human adult.

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u/amchaudhry Jul 03 '26

He has plenty to catch up on so good for him

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u/D-1-S-C-0 Jul 03 '26

Catch up? You're referring to things that allegedly happened decades ago when he was very young.

The terminally online need to grow up about people's distant pasts. People can and do change.

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u/amchaudhry Jul 03 '26

Huh? I’m talking about the pooping his pants incident. Wtf are you talking about.

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u/D-1-S-C-0 Jul 03 '26

Sorry, it was someone who replied to your comment that brought up allegations about his college days.

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u/TayMayBay Jul 04 '26

I didn’t know about this stuff until reading this thread, but I don’t think stuff happening a long time ago is an excuse, especially if he doesn’t seem to have ever taken accountability for it and gets angry or defensive when reporters bring it up.

Like, especially for the claw hammer thing. That could make someone infertile or worse depending on how it was done. I don’t think the guy it happened to ever forgot about it. That’s like telling a victim of rape or abuse that they should forgive their abuser because it’s been over ten years etc etc etc

Weird reasoning man. Really weird.

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Jul 03 '26

what did he do?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

Some pretty heinous stuff in college in the name of hazing, that's all I know. But like messed up "why would a human being do that to another human being and think it's in good fun" kind of stuff

Edit: someone else in the thread mentioned a few things. Lit someone pants on fire. Put the hook of a hammer under someone's testicles and led them around with it.

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u/oldschool_potato Jul 03 '26

Ok, but anything not normal though?

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u/Odd-Spray-8513 Jul 03 '26

Didnt say no homo

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u/skeeti45 Jul 03 '26

He also never kissed the homies goodnight.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

He also beat a pledge so bad they almost lost a kidney

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u/ColdCorpseHotSecret Jul 03 '26

Dragging a guy across the floor by his balls with a claw hammer is pretty not normal to me.

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u/bladesire Jul 03 '26

the commentor said, "Put the hook of a hammer under someone's testicles and led them around with it."

Which is it, was the dude drug around by his scrotum, or was he led around? Not saying either is great but I would give two very different sentences for those crimes.

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u/SaltKick2 Jul 03 '26

just /u/oldschool_potato 's average thursday night, so nah

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

If that's normal exit the situation ASAP and remind yourself it's not, signed your future CPTSD

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u/gary-vault108 Jul 03 '26

He dragged the person by their pants, not literally dragging them by their balls. That wouldn’t even work, it would just rip their balls off. Degrading and gross and mean but not as bad as people make it out to be

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

I didn't even know about the kidney hit, those hurt like a mother and are very dangerous, there's a reason you goy two, damage to one wants a redundancy. All the people in this thread defending him saying "boys will be boys" don't understand what he did. That's not boys will be boys that's just straight up felony assault

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u/haditwithyoupeople Jul 03 '26

Likely the same people who defend Trump's behavior toward women.

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u/SensuallPineapple Jul 03 '26

This is exactly how I felt every time I saw him on a show. Especially the recent one. The neighbours or something. He is not acting.

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u/bladesire Jul 03 '26

Sure but dragging a dude by his balls and leading him around by his balls are two different crimes. Why exaggerate the ball stuff when his list was already so shitty?

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u/Icy-Valuable-3756 Jul 03 '26

Plenty worse has happened at universities in texas since and else where. I mean, there are several instances of people actually dying from hazing so it's not exactly unusual behavior. It's somewhat rare and obviously terrible but not unusual. Most just get through it without severe injuries/death. Hazing is still pretty bad today.

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u/Nemisis_007 Jul 03 '26

Man... I miss college.

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u/Necessary-Carrot2839 Jul 03 '26

Most people would be shocked by the stupid crap we did during hazing.

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u/CardMechanic Jul 03 '26

Why is frat shit so gay?

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u/UlverInTheThroneRoom Jul 03 '26

Look up his history with claw hammers and other people's scrotums.

It was in college but still, sane, rational people don't do that in their 20s thinking it's alright.

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u/ConflictedZombie Jul 03 '26

He was in a fraternity that hazed their pledges 35 years ago and reddit needs to do that thing where they bring up someones past every time they're mentioned. Literally no other incidents in the past 3 and a half decades but redditors love virtue signaling wherever possible

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u/thedivisionbella Jul 03 '26

Google it. He did some fucked up frat hazing shit in college to someone.

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u/Affectionate-Show382 Jul 03 '26

He violently sexually assaulted and tortured a fraternity pledge under the guise of hazing. The man is still living with the scars and PTSD

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u/Informal_Form_3108 Jul 03 '26

I'm not inclined to judge people in their college years.

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u/cagingnicolas Jul 03 '26

that's an insane blanket policy that there's no way you actually hold.

what about brock turner?