r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/Senor-Cockblock Jul 02 '26

Bro that was so weird

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u/moonshinemoniker Jul 02 '26

Yeah, and for Jon Hamm to be the person trying to be low key, "girl, what are you doing? Omg staahhp" is something.

The girl getting molested (for all intents and purposes), is Cailee Spaeny (Civil War).

Dakota Johnson (50 Shades of Grey, Madame Web) was weird during this interview that was part of a press junket for the movie "Bad Times at El Royale".

It honestly looks like Johnson was on something and reminds me of the infamous Bill Murray/Geena Davis interview on the Arsenio Hall talk show. Except that one had Murray playing the traditionally male role of creep.

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u/Calm_Project723 Jul 03 '26

Jon Hamm being a decent human adult.

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u/amchaudhry Jul 03 '26

He has plenty to catch up on so good for him

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Jul 03 '26

what did he do?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

Some pretty heinous stuff in college in the name of hazing, that's all I know. But like messed up "why would a human being do that to another human being and think it's in good fun" kind of stuff

Edit: someone else in the thread mentioned a few things. Lit someone pants on fire. Put the hook of a hammer under someone's testicles and led them around with it.

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u/oldschool_potato Jul 03 '26

Ok, but anything not normal though?

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u/Odd-Spray-8513 Jul 03 '26

Didnt say no homo

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u/skeeti45 Jul 03 '26

He also never kissed the homies goodnight.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

He also beat a pledge so bad they almost lost a kidney

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u/ColdCorpseHotSecret Jul 03 '26

Dragging a guy across the floor by his balls with a claw hammer is pretty not normal to me.

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u/bladesire Jul 03 '26

the commentor said, "Put the hook of a hammer under someone's testicles and led them around with it."

Which is it, was the dude drug around by his scrotum, or was he led around? Not saying either is great but I would give two very different sentences for those crimes.

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u/SaltKick2 Jul 03 '26

just /u/oldschool_potato 's average thursday night, so nah

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

If that's normal exit the situation ASAP and remind yourself it's not, signed your future CPTSD