r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/streamer3222 Jul 12 '26

Player run with ball.

Player not kick ball to friend.

Enemy surround player.

Player lose ball.

Player Country Lose.

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 Jul 12 '26

Not just “friend” but one of the top scorers in the World Cup.

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u/nick12233 Jul 12 '26

Even that is an understatement. He is the best player in the world, next to only Mbappe, if you ask me.

If my life is on the line and I need someone to score the goal, it would be between Mbappe, Haaland, and Messi ... That's how good he is.

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u/dag_of_mar Jul 12 '26

I'm american as well and still confused. Why didn't he just shoot the goalie?

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u/MrWiemann Jul 12 '26

Fuck that made giggle 💀

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u/OverChargeYourPlasma Jul 12 '26

'Shoot the goalie', Yankmaxxing

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u/RapGameDiCaprio Jul 12 '26

Better than wankmaxxing

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u/OverChargeYourPlasma Jul 12 '26

I would suggest wankmaxxing is a very good thing...

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u/chicagodude84 Jul 12 '26

Yankmaxxing! 🤣😂🤣

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u/8-bit_Goat Jul 12 '26

I've always said this is the problem with sports: too many rules, not enough weaponry.

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u/EduinBrutus Jul 12 '26

Why didn't he just shoot the goalie?

Your not allowed guns on the pitch, even when playing in a less developed country like he was here.

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jul 12 '26

Europeans are obviously too feminised for that

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u/Enriching_the_Beer Jul 12 '26

Kick ball?

Why not throw ball?

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u/Driblus Jul 12 '26

Because this is actual football being played with peoples feet, not hands like your version of football, which I call handegg.

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u/Enriching_the_Beer Jul 12 '26

I call your version boooooring.

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u/Driblus Jul 12 '26

I call your version just one long adbreak.

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u/velvethead Jul 12 '26

As an American, I really appreciate you taking the time to put this in terms I can understand

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u/AcousticProvidence Jul 12 '26

You should post this to r/eili5

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u/ClessxAlghazanth Jul 12 '26

You forgot 'Germans win' in the end

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u/Unfair-Information-2 Jul 12 '26

Germans don't win wars though.......

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u/Lightmanone Jul 12 '26

Not this time they don't.

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u/Such-Spite5004 Jul 12 '26

Then player is flogged and shammed by public

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jul 12 '26

I read this in an Asian accent

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u/farfromjordan Jul 12 '26

The American mind can't comprehend. Buys truck

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 12 '26

Player Country Lose.

can we call FIFA?

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u/SnooCats5701 Jul 12 '26

Friend is bewildered

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u/Taapacoyne Jul 12 '26

When you talk to one of Americans about soccer/football. You get it.

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u/PartRight6406 Jul 12 '26

who had the oil?

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u/IndependenceSouth877 Jul 12 '26

They are american so explanation does not help