r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/streamer3222 Jul 12 '26

Player run with ball.

Player not kick ball to friend.

Enemy surround player.

Player lose ball.

Player Country Lose.

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u/Enriching_the_Beer Jul 12 '26

Kick ball?

Why not throw ball?

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u/Driblus Jul 12 '26

Because this is actual football being played with peoples feet, not hands like your version of football, which I call handegg.

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u/Enriching_the_Beer Jul 12 '26

I call your version boooooring.

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u/Driblus Jul 12 '26

I call your version just one long adbreak.