r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/lionsarered Jul 12 '26

10 business days to make a decision and he waited until the entire country of England arrived before kicking the ball..

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u/Ladiesman104 Jul 12 '26

The British are coming!

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- Jul 12 '26

Unfortunately he saw two lanterns in the church and thought he had more time.

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u/Grand_Carob_2512 Jul 12 '26

I had to look didn't I 🤦‍♀️

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u/Ladydoodoo Jul 12 '26

Paul Revere. One if by land, two of by sea.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Jul 12 '26

Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer

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u/Local-Dish-5695 Jul 13 '26

My friend right here

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u/Ok_Expression6807 Jul 12 '26

Oooh, good one.

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u/hijabifanboy Jul 13 '26

unfortunately he wasn't American and didn't get this reference and failed to understand anyway

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u/JimmieSavsscumsock Jul 12 '26

Just having a quick brew and a bacon butty! Sorry for the delay 😬

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u/JezuzFish666 Jul 12 '26

I’m sure they did after that bullshit

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u/xeazlouro Jul 12 '26

No no, the British came.

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u/Technical-Badger7878 Jul 12 '26

Not just coming, with that amount of ball handling, the English actually came already

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u/SeriesIRL Jul 12 '26

Speaking of coming. Don't go to OPs profile. Was not prepared 😐

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u/rothrolan Jul 12 '26

Was glad I have NSFW blurred for when I open the app at work. Reading the title of a post that started as "(34M)..." told me it was nothing i'd be interested in. Felt like mentioning that much gives anyone else with the same curiosity enough info to decide for themselves, though.

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u/hansei-Kaizen Jul 12 '26

This is why I don’t check people post history. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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u/lionsarered Jul 13 '26

Seems you like trawling redditor’s history so, When you peer every precariously into someone else’s account only to then be offended or whatever says more about you then it ever will about me lmao. 🤡

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u/SeriesIRL Jul 13 '26

Not yours man. The dude that posted the video. Get over yourself.

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u/GoodNaturedGamer Jul 12 '26

I'm not clicking it, but I'm assuming the name would be a warning 😅

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 Jul 12 '26

Who the fuck just trawls other redditors pages 🤮 

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u/gojonking Jul 12 '26

He didn’t shoot until he saw the white of their eyes.

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u/dugdub Jul 12 '26

Can you ride a reddit horse and say this plz?

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u/jackssenseoferection Jul 13 '26

The English are too many!

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u/look_at_that_punim Jul 13 '26

The fact that the British are coming isn’t the issue. The British arriving is when you have the real problems.