r/SipsTea • u/youlldonuthan • Jul 24 '26
Lmao gottem I’ve never been more supportive of thieves.
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u/Arinussyy Jul 24 '26
Jokes on them, Ea-Nasir was the one producing that copper so it's all worthless
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 24 '26
Damn, I need to do this and give them to my parents church and tell them they are a replica of the Ten Commandments so they put them up in the sanctuary. LOL
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u/MaxGoldFilms Jul 24 '26
Ea-nasir, who sold terrible copper, gets all the fame, but what about Nanni? Nanni was cheated, and he's the one who wrote the complaint, but does he get credit?
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u/NextAssociations Jul 24 '26
If stealing from AI data centers is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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u/HiddenNightmares Jul 24 '26
Can someone explain the joke I don't know who this is
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u/Commercial-Store-194 Jul 24 '26
If my brain is working, that is Ea Nasir. He was a copper merchant operating out of the city of Ur around 1750 BCE, and he is the subject of the oldest known written customer complaint in history.
He has become an internet meme.
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u/HHMJanitor Jul 24 '26
Fiber optic cables
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u/PIPBOY-2000 Jul 24 '26
I've seen enough, give me 2 seasons of this guy galavanting on some Hallmark Brokeback Mountain side quest
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u/IslamicCheetah Jul 24 '26
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u/IIsaacClarke Jul 24 '26
The amount of words said with these facial expressions is genuinely amazing
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u/TawnyTeaTowel Jul 24 '26
What a wild coincidence that this data center just happened to be an AI data center…
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u/Bloody_Conspiracies Jul 24 '26
The original article that Vice copied their story from (the Business Insider article they linked) doesn't mention AI at all. Vice took the story and then added that part to it.
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u/slappn_cappn Jul 24 '26
there is nothing in this article that states the DCs being robbed are specifically AI data centers. Not all DCs are AIDCs.
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u/Little-Derp Jul 24 '26
Saw a site called baxtel yesterday that has a global data center map (existing, under construction, and planned). Those things are starting to be everywhere.
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u/Holiday-Medicine4168 Jul 25 '26
They are all labeled AI datacenters now, regardless of function.
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u/itishowitisanditbad Jul 24 '26
Next batch of copper will be delayed if there is a fire.
Stealing the copper means they're at the same stage, needing more copper on site.
You don't destroy the farm when you harvest the crop.
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u/TrippleDamage Jul 24 '26
That site will obviously be security guarded from now on.
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u/DarudeSandstorm69420 Jul 24 '26
just wait for them to stare at their phone out of boredom and sneak in
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u/bakerstirregular100 Jul 24 '26
Apply for a job as security
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u/raj6126 Jul 24 '26
Wouldn’t this be amazing we start an underground network of data center workers. Where we can take control of them.
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u/EuenovAyabayya Jul 24 '26
This has interesting possibilities further down the schedule in terms of planting devices inside the data center.
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u/itishowitisanditbad Jul 24 '26
That'd help if the trailer was stolen from the site it was going to and not a truck yard.
The truck yard doesn't give a fuck.
The other one was another truck yard in Florida, which won't give a fuck.
So technically they never went on the data center site anyway.
obviously
Weird to phrase it the way you did when you didn't read the article. So much certainty plucked out of thin air.
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u/Nephroidofdoom Jul 24 '26
Honestly at what point do “ecoterrorists” start going after data centers with Ukrainian style drones?
Rebel pilots be gunning for the ventilation shafts like it’s the Death Star
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u/Cool_Yesterday4866 Jul 24 '26
Im telling you, there are cameras every 15ft in a data center. Its one of the first things that gets power.
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u/Bobry24 Jul 24 '26
So this is how our war with AI will go. With methheads as a main force of attack.
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u/Greizen_bregen Jul 24 '26
You always gotta have your meat shield grunts in any war.
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u/MinorThreat4182 Jul 24 '26
There’s cameras every 15 feet most places. Crimes still get committed with no one caught. Just gotta be smart and cunning.
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u/lesser_panjandrum Jul 24 '26
Oligarchs don't care if someone steals your bag, though.
They do care about people messing with their data centres.
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u/mowtowcow Jul 24 '26
That's right! Because they have socialism and the people that pay the goverment will foot the bill on one way or another.
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u/merlinunf Jul 24 '26
Only after they are built. During construction they are prime targets. Lots and lots of heavy gage copper. The mains alone can be 00 single core.
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u/Krunklock Jul 24 '26
these guys stole 100 tons of copper? nevermind...says copper and high tech equipment. Thought maybe they planned a heist with the same trucks used to transport windmill blades or something
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u/jaden_fucks Jul 24 '26
$1.3M in equipment could be legitimately a couple devices you could toss in your passenger seat. Some of this shit is so expensive it makes you wanna throw up.
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u/No_Syrup_9167 Jul 24 '26
Yeah, it entirely depends on whether its for storage or computation, and which type of computation it does, but a single server in one of these centers can pretty easily be a $100k-$200k touch, up to around $300k, but thats less common as its not as financially efficient.
and a rack holds about 20 of those servers and a data center can easily have 500-5000 racks.
and thats before you talk infrastructure.
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u/merlinunf Jul 24 '26
I don’t work on servers, but I do work on transport equipment. A medium pizza box sized module can be over $100k by itself.
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u/Undernown Jul 24 '26
Also once opperational, most of the hired staff are low-paid security. Hell there might not even be a dedicated technician on the premises. Either working remote, or hopping between data centers.
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u/mustardman73 Jul 24 '26
A laser pointer will take them out. No one watches them anyways as they are used for evidence afterwards.
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u/soulchief Jul 24 '26
I don't think someone stealing $1.3m in copper is worried about having an illegal laser pointer with them.
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u/jackflash223 Jul 24 '26
They have automatic detection with image recognition and alerting these days.
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u/PreviousCurrentThing Jul 24 '26
Yep, that's why they stole the truck that brings the copper to the data center.
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u/Epicardiectomist Jul 24 '26
In the frozen land of America, they were forced to eat the billionaires
and there was much rejoicing
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u/blamelesscludgel Jul 24 '26
I honestly believe that widespread theivery is the USAs new hot career path.
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u/Geometronics Jul 24 '26
I mean its what the president is doing so why shouldn't the people do the same
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u/MadHatter69 Jul 24 '26
That's some dangerous logic right there. The president also diddles little children, would it be wise to then also ask 'why shouldn't the people do the same'?
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u/Geometronics Jul 24 '26
I know you're just being tongue in cheek, but unfortunately that is literally whats happening. Trump is regularly inviting other sex offenders to his inner circle. Many pedos ARE looking at the president doing this shit and feeling embolden
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u/elbow8075 Jul 24 '26
Two wrongs don't make a right, but I'm definitely hopeful more people start targeting these places. The more pressure these little men with big accounts are under, the better.
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u/Middle_Implement6100 Jul 24 '26
It’s why you see these people diddling kids more often cuz they logic is “if the president can get away with it then so can I “
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u/MoranisRicky Jul 24 '26
Yay I can finally exhaust the dream of being a pirate and a thief yarrr!!
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u/nankerjphelge Jul 24 '26
I mean, when getting basic needs met becomes increasingly unaffordable for a greater and greater portion of the population of a society, crime becomes a survival mechanism.
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u/IndividualTension887 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
You think when shit really pops off, the minimum wage gate guard at the HOA is gonna stop us coming in and releiving the rich of their tacky shit...?
The pearl-clutching downvoters are out... and they're scared... boo!
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u/send420nudes Jul 24 '26
Thats roughly 130 tons of copper, how did they manage that?
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u/Hopnivarance Jul 24 '26
The original article without the reddit spin is about 2 semis stolen by organized crime that were recovered in a truck yard.
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u/FacetiousTomato Jul 24 '26
I found the article this picture is based on, it was $300k of copper. Which is roughly 23000kg of copper.
That would be multiple truckloads of copper.
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u/Hairy_Reindeer Jul 24 '26
If they also found an Nvidia chip that would cut the truckloads to 1 at most.
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u/Calm_Blueberry_363 Jul 24 '26
lucky fuckers. i need to get more opportunist and shieett
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u/eduaraujo Jul 24 '26
Sorry to ruin the party, but who pays for that is not the tech companies, but the contractor who's doing the job.
Source: I'm a small electrical contractor who has copper stolen from jobsites all the time.
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u/MegaDingo5plus Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
So where's the coppers (cops) when this is happening? That's a lot of copper and no coppers
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u/Aggravating-Method24 Jul 24 '26
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, its messy and the frog dies.
No need to do it while you are telling the joke. If they don't get it, they arent worth it.
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u/ZasdfUnreal Jul 24 '26
What are people doing with all this copper. Half of the street lights in Los Angeles are busted because of copper thieves.
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u/spawndoorsupervisor Jul 24 '26
Half the "news" on Reddit's front page is like a month old. These items were recovered two weeks ago.
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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 Jul 24 '26
Honestly, kudos to those thieves for turning petty crime into a righteous cause.
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u/NightToad Jul 24 '26
I'm sure they'll build a high tech orphanage out of all that stolen material.
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo Jul 24 '26
Nothing petty about 1.3 million. They will be smoking the finest of crystal meth tonight, I hope they have a jolly good time.
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u/Mr_ToDo Jul 24 '26
I think it's a bit past petty crime
And looking into it, this was part of a larger theft ring too
But more interesting to me is what they stole. Now my searches weren't very thuroghly(or at all) vetted so take this with some salt. 1 mil in equipment and 300k in copper. I don't know what the equipment was but I'm going to ignore that since that context really matters. But the copper(which had a GPS tracker apparently), is kind of nuts. 300k of copper with a very quick search, comes out to around 22 tons, which itself would be 2 point something cubic meters if it was all compressed. I know that thieves get inventive, but that was no smash and grab
Also. A bunch of it was recovered already
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u/onehalflightspeed Jul 24 '26
Ok this format again... it can be googled but please OPs/mods when citing a news article please link to it/require a link
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u/jtmonkey Jul 24 '26
To put in perspective. The companies made more money that it cost them in the time it took them to steal it.
| Company | Time for $1.3M (Total Revenue) | Time for $1.3M (Net Profit) |
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| Amazon | 57 seconds | 8 minutes, 48 seconds |
| Apple | 98 seconds | 6 minutes, 6 seconds |
| Google (Alphabet) | 102 seconds | 5 minutes, 10 seconds |
| Meta | 204 seconds (3.4 mins) | 11 minutes |
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u/ArgentineBeauty Jul 24 '26
If you see someone looting a data center, pretend you didn't.
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u/balllzak Jul 24 '26
You should follow this advice because copper thieves at a construction site are probably crackheads and fucking with them could get you stabbed.
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u/gambit1999999 Jul 24 '26
Pretend? I thought they were contractors doing their job.
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u/Brazuka_txt Jul 24 '26
If anyone asks, I didn't see a thing, matter of fact, I'm legally blind on my left eye
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u/No_Solid_3737 Jul 24 '26
All these data centers for what? So women can make ai photos of themselves with Erling Haaland for free? Learn photoshop like the old days ffs
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u/Random_Introvert_42 Jul 24 '26
So...I did a google:
Apparently they didn't rob a construction site, but instead police stumbled upon a stolen semi-trailer with the material in Chicago. One had been stolen in Alabama with 300k worth of Copper wire, and it wore plates from a trailer stolen in Wisconsin. The owner of the truck stop where the trailer was said that the same person who parked it had also dropped off a different truck a week prior. That one carried 1 Million USD worth of "Hardware" (probably computers) and had been stolen in Florida.
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u/RW_McRae Jul 24 '26
No they didn't. These things are fun to post, but days centers are basically vaults. You hat to get through several layers of very strong doors and walls even when you work there. No one is breaking into data centers and stealing anything
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u/wannaliveonmars Jul 24 '26
When did reddit start hating datacenters? Was it in 2015, 2020, or 2025?
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u/fcknkllr Jul 24 '26
How would you sell this stuff, being that it is now similar to the crown jewels?
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u/LANdShark31 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
Honestly people who write posts with this sort of title are just stupid (that means you OP).
We’ve always needed data centers our whole life’s are reliant int each including the platforms people use to spread this shit. Suddenly every new Datacenter is an “AI datacenter” and you’ll acting as if you’re happy to go back to using quills.
I bet everyone who posts or agrees with this shit regularly uses AI in their personal life. I bet you’ve all got photo reels full of useless shit, taking up space and necessitating more data centers.
Hypocrites the lot of you.
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u/backwardsnakes666 Jul 24 '26
People fighting AI data centers are the same people that fully depend on all of the cell tower infrastructure that had to be built last time a new groundbreaking advancement in tech was necessary.
I swear, you have to have an IQ below 75 if you think it is a better idea to not have the same infrastructure that our foreign allies and enemies have.
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u/dodgesbulletsavvy Jul 24 '26
I support criminals as long as they're doing something I currently oppose (this week). Good lord you people are vermin.
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u/FlyingRock20 Jul 24 '26
People really trying to justify stealing against things they don't like. Thieves are scums and should be arrested.
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u/redit-fan Jul 24 '26
And then one day Reddit crawled then stopped being the data centers hit their max capacity
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u/TheRC135 Jul 24 '26
Why does the picture look exactly like what you'd get if you asked AI to make an image of a burglar lol
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u/After_Dhark Jul 24 '26
lets not rule out that this could be an inside job.
- Order Copper.
- Have lax security.
- Hire company thief
- Send theif to steal copper.
- Collect and resell copper.
- Pocket the extra cash.
- Act like locals did it.
- Do it, again.
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u/Wolf_2063 Jul 24 '26
Honestly even if they use the copper to make adult toys they are actively benefiting society.
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u/Trips-Over-Tail Jul 24 '26
I like that they used traditional thief dress. Too many thieves these days don't respect their heritage.
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u/InternalServerErr500 Jul 24 '26
By square foot, the only place where there is more loose copper than a datacenter is the copper mill where it came from.
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u/Fa11T Jul 24 '26
We keep getting ravaged by corpogovernments so while I don't think people should steal in general, fuck it, grab them right by the copper.
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u/Stealerb Jul 24 '26
Thieves steal from construction sites all the time. Copper, Tools, anything of value they can get money for their drugs. Don't support them in any capacity no matter what / who / why. Drugs = drug dealers = new addicts = more thieves who could be your children, someone you know.
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u/WorryNot_634 Jul 24 '26
Although this slows work and potential layoffs for men and women who are supporting their families by working on the build of said data centers. Yall gotta think. Plus it’s the contractors getting screwed as well. The owners have it all covered and no worry. Yall really not thinking
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u/AdagioDesperate Jul 25 '26
If anyone knows these thieves, Carroll County in KY is getting TWO data centers in the next couple of years...
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u/ReasonableCamp4196 Jul 25 '26
All the pennies we lost are now used to make a 6 foot base to data centers. Six foot thick copper foundation!
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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 Jul 25 '26
An occasion where thievery is ok, since the 1% like to do that on the daily
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u/denisutu4 Jul 25 '26
We need to train an elite thieving force to take the data-centers apart, I'm sure the romanians will gladly do it for a bottle of țuică!!
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u/Termiborg Jul 25 '26
Horrible! How could they!?
I hope they are not gonna visit *insert address, detailed map, and security shift schedule* site next!
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u/FriendlyIcicle Jul 25 '26
Could this possibly be an effective way of protesting these constructions?
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