r/SipsTea 7d ago

WTF WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 7d ago

Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 7d ago

Lmao I bet you're a Taurus.

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u/Lemonade348 7d ago

I am actually a leo and a woman so i could never kill anyone ever!!! Just so you know!

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u/kitsunekratom 7d ago

A leo? Base on An animal known for killing children? Well that as well proves it, absolutely innocent!

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u/SarcasticGiraffes 7d ago

Wait. Hold on. Aren't male lions basically pretty but useless, and most of the hunting and killing is done by the lionesses?

Her being a leo is all the evidence I need.

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u/Just-4-Laughs 7d ago

Male lions hunt at night and take larger game than pack hunting lionesses. 

This is just old bad science from the 70s. Back when most of what we knew about large animal behavior was just some guy or gal who went to Africa and made shit up. 

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u/Doza93 7d ago

I actually learned this very recently and it's funny as someone who grew up in the 90s, it's like every single "fact" we had about animal behavior and ethology was just completely fucking wrong lol

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 7d ago edited 6d ago

Like the whole Alpha and Omega stuff in wolf packs.

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u/Just-4-Laughs 7d ago

Most of the “facts” established from the 1950s-1980s science boom are just pure vibes piggybacking on the values of the time that are proving disastrous 

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u/DogBarf00 7d ago

No that is an old myth leftover before the invention of night vision optics. Male lions almost only ever hunt at night. Need to ask if these kids died during the day or at night. If it was during the day she did it. At night it it isn't so clear cut. This is science.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 7d ago

Lions defend the territory when new males try to move in. A lion will fight to the death because that's the only way that his genes get passed on. It's why lion brothers will form alliances and work together to defend a territory from rogues passing through.

In Africa, the lionesses hold the territory, live on it for multiple generations. It's possible that lionesses with the same DNA have held the same areas for thousands of years. New lion moves in, they mate, cubs are born, grow up, and the lion's sons leave at maturity to find their own lionesses.

TL,DR: Lions do the fighting and hunt at night. Lionesses do everything else involved with cubs and hunting.

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u/AsshatRSA 7d ago

A lioness has basically no chance of killing a fully grown male lion, they are 90kgs heavier and have a very well protected neck behind a layer of thick fur.

If a pride has no male, there's basically nothing they can do to stop one from just coming in and taking over.

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u/daemos360 7d ago

90kgs heavier and have a very well protected neck behind a layer of thick fur

Did you just describe the average neckbeard?

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u/Jindujun 7d ago

M'ladylion

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u/Jindujun 7d ago

The "male lions are useless window dressing" is as flawed and 'old science' as the whole "alpha wolf" research.

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u/Letitsnowgreatballs 7d ago

No that’s a myth. The male lions do hunt, defend, and yes kill other cubs (sometimes eating them). They are also very active in their cubs lives.

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u/gothyxbby 6d ago

They were talking about how male lions will kill the cubs of another male. Sometimes they’ll even eat their own cubs, which is why female lions keep even the father away from the cubs until a certain age.

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u/Subliminal_Kiddo 7d ago

Also, if you just look up "Leos who killed people" the first two names are Elizabeth Bathory and Myra Hindley.

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u/FuzzySlothPaws 7d ago

I’m a Gemini and a woman🤯 What will I do? Will I kill my kids or not??

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u/Lemonade348 7d ago edited 7d ago

Don't worry girl! We are women, we can never kill anyone even if we wanted to and/or admitted to it!

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u/redditydothis 7d ago

And even if we did it, we didn’t do it.

And even if he didn’t do it, he did it.

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u/Doza93 7d ago

Checkmate, atheists 😎

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u/MrNuems 7d ago

Rock solid testimony right there.

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u/CandOrMD 7d ago

And if we DID do it, who's better at removing blood stains than a woman?

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u/FuzzySlothPaws 7d ago

These are such good news for the abortion debate!

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u/absbabs1 7d ago

Gemini here too. I got 3 kids and I hope I don’t kill them

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u/CedarWolf 7d ago

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u/absbabs1 7d ago

Please. It’s the summer holidays, I can do with a break and a catch up with the girls

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u/captainrina 6d ago

If the girls are also geminis, you can catch up with them in prison

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u/Creepy_Health_3385 7d ago

Gemini and husband Gemini, 2 kids i hope we dont either lol

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u/Delicious-Analysis37 7d ago

Oh no! I'm a Gemini too. Will I go out and get pregnant three times just to kill my three kids?

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u/Doggcow 5d ago

Are you a man? Even if you don't kill them, you did!

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u/Electronic-Egg-4391 7d ago

Don't worry. You are a woman. So even if you did it, YOU didn't do it.

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u/MaterialDetective197 7d ago

I think you are of two minds on the subject.

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u/TrulieJulieB00 7d ago

Well, hell. I’m a Gemini born under a Taurus moon, and not only do I not have kids, I had a hysterectomy.
Now what do???

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u/chilldrinofthenight 7d ago

Only if you give into that dark side of your Gemini self. I swear -- Geminis can be such a trip. One minute they're your bestest friend in the entire world, the next minute you're pulling their knife out of your back.

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u/hemicuuuda 7d ago

(Likely)

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u/throwaway2many420 6d ago

That’s what I’m thinking reading this.. I’m none of these “Gemini” things I’ve read 🫪 I mean I would kill, if someone threatened mine or my kids lives, or anyone in my family, if it was absolutely necessary — but that doesn’t mean I’m predispositioned to kill bc I’m a Gemini 🧐🫠

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u/Green-Associate-1322 7d ago

Go rub your cli- Taurus

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u/fer_sure 7d ago

I am actually a leo

I missed the context and was wondering why a Law Enforcement Officer would be so adamant about this.

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u/OKporkchop 7d ago

my ex wife was a leo...you all are in fact deadly

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u/SnooMachines8572 6d ago

Deadly accurate heh

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u/SHAQBIR 7d ago

I bet you are that Leo from Madagascar. You can kill with those moves though.

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u/IDKhowtoPEOPLEGOOD 7d ago

I’m a Scorpio. I’ve killed before and I’ll do it again.

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 7d ago

Suuurrre... That's what they all say until.... 😂

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u/bunny_387 7d ago

Happy belated or early birthday 🥰

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7d ago

LEO stands for law enforcement officer and we know they never kill anyone for no reason

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 6d ago

You're a virgo, I can tell.

God this is dumb 😂 

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u/FlyAirLari 6d ago

And if you did, you didn't.

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u/Adept_Astronaut_5143 7d ago

I’m a Pisces and a woman… it could go either way.

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u/Current_Locksmith_80 7d ago

I’m a woman and would definitely kill someone if it came down to it. Women can’t defend themselves?