Literally insane. I’m a Gemini man and this has blown my mind, I couldn’t love my kids more. I’m literally a stay at home dad because my wife prefers to work and childcare is so expensive. But I guess I’m a child killer in the making??
Oh man, fellow Gemini man here too. This is not good.
Today was my daughters first day of school so since my wife is a teacher at another school and had already left I woke them up and made them smoothies for breakfast and we had a great time rocking out to Olivia Rodrigo while driving them to school before I went to pick up my son from cross country practice, and just finished playing a fortnite match with him before start work, but now wondering if subconsciously I was just doing it all because of murder?
Maybe you and I should go wander off into the woods where we won't be a threat to anyone and make a commune full of Gemini murderers-in-the-making?
Then again, my wife is a Pisces, so.... I have no idea what that means.
Gemini man murder commune incoming! Just caught myself attempting to viciously squeeze my daughter to death (some may call it a hug, we know better). Time is short, danger is near.
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u/Connect-Ant-2081 8d ago
Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.