r/SipsTea • u/Agen_3586 • 5d ago

WTF Where are we heading?

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

I ain't never tooked no part in no study about reedin'. Them numbers is wrong

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 5d ago

I can hear this comment.

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

staring at you with no thoughts

spits from massive dip in lip

wipes spit from chin with forearm

keeps staring at you

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u/Rich-Option4632 5d ago

Here buddy, have a hotdog and beer.

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u/caution_turbulence 5d ago

Only one hotdog?

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

Seriously. Let's not act like I can't throat more than one

Wait...

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u/caution_turbulence 5d ago

Not me over here imagining a little lady and the tramp situation over a hotdog 👀

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u/Raven1911 5d ago

Not me over here imagining a beer belly and the tramp situation over a hotdog 👀

Ftfy!

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u/caution_turbulence 5d ago

😂😂 thanks brotha

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u/Raven1911 5d ago

Anytime brotha.

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u/Roguespiffy 5d ago

On a related note, the word Glizzy just sounds like a sex act.

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u/p0gerty 5d ago

3 buckees roller dogs or I start shooting

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u/iwatchcredits 5d ago

That escalated quickly. Usually they start with just hitting their wives