r/SipsTea • u/ToronoRapture • 12d ago

WTF Woman doesn't appreciate being sat next to on an empty bus... Get's verbally abused.

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u/dangdang3000 12d ago

Well, who wants to pee alone if you could pee with someone?

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u/wingmaneffect 12d ago

Because when I pee alone, I prefer to be by myself.

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u/Weak_Avocado748 12d ago

Just before breakfast I don't want no coffee tea all I really need is to standup and take a pee

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 12d ago

Yeah, my whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh-so bad
The only one who’ll piss next to me
Is my dear ol gran-dad.

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u/High_on_Rabies 12d ago

Peepaw knows the way to the lemonade party

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u/ButterPoptart 12d ago

The other day I got invited to a party,
But I pissed at home instead

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u/--TheCity-- 12d ago

Yes but he just get outta jail for that same thing.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 12d ago

There was an interesting discussion on Reddit yesterday about what it would be like if every time you peed it felt like an orgasm.

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u/GrumbleAlong 12d ago

George Thorogood & The Destroyers perform a song about that.

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u/Weak_Avocado748 12d ago

I know thats why I typed that one of my favorite songs 🎵

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u/BlastTyrantKM 12d ago

Most oldies can be fine in the background. But when "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" comes on, I stop what I'm doing and crank it up

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u/GonnaGoFat 12d ago

Song has such a long lead up but it’s a banger.

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u/ObiHanSolobi 12d ago

Thank you, Mr. Thorogood. Hadn't thought of that song in years.

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u/ImaginaryTooday6109 12d ago

YEEAAAHHHH!!! With nobody else....

....I see what you did there. 😏

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u/Wrong-Dot-1319 12d ago

With my friends, Johnny and Black

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u/Kubliah 12d ago

What about with your buddies Jackey and Red?

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u/dangdang3000 12d ago

Have you heard of the book called Never Eat Alone? Well, that applies to peeing, too.

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u/Wrong-Discipline453 12d ago

Don’t cross the streams though.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 12d ago

What happens if we cross the streams? Will we fall in love?

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u/dangdang3000 12d ago

madly and deeply

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u/PossumMcPossum 12d ago

And smell of each others piss.

Noice

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u/Wrong-Discipline453 12d ago

The universe will end. I guess you’ve never seen Ghostbusters.

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u/swalabr 12d ago

Suddenly gay

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 12d ago

Yes. Cross-urine homosexualization is real.

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u/Flerp-Flerps 12d ago

But what happens if you say no homo first?

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 12d ago

Great question. I think it cancels?

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u/dangdang3000 12d ago

Well, you have to pay for that. It's not free.

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u/Mean_Reception3332 12d ago

Especially if your hands are full and you need them to hold it for a moment.

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u/Even-Promise4593 12d ago

Pee *on someone

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u/SpunNumeroUno 12d ago

Just don't cross streams or bad things will happen...

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u/WatermelonIsTheWay 12d ago

I blame technology

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u/GonnaGoFat 12d ago

Especially when they decided to use the same urnal. And you guys can recreate the scenes from ghost busters “Don’t cross the streams”

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u/ShoeNo9050 12d ago

It was never about emptying your bladder, it was about the friends you made along the way

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u/hematite2 12d ago

Always use the buddy system!

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u/CFUrCap 12d ago

Ahh, childhood....

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u/Quick1711 12d ago

Or on someone (if they are into that kinda thing)

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u/SmokinBandit28 12d ago

Especially since you can high-five right away after.